The Last Laugh in Deviantart City

 The Last Laugh in Deviantart City

Corey & Oats in

The Last Laugh in Deviantart City

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Corey and Oats along with their friends including Piff the Pufferfish were in the lounge at their home at Nile Road looking on the computer when Mel saw another cringy clown-sona character, she hated these, these characters were all just treating clowns like they were a species of animals to turn into when they were just humans in costumes, Piff activated a combination on the keyboard which activated a portal that opened up in the screen which they jumped through, which took them to the online universe selection realm.

When they arrived they had arrived in the Deviantart Universe area and in particularly in the Deviantart City sity realm sun dipped low over Deviantart City, casting long shadows between neon signs flickering with bizarre artworks and wild digital creations. Corey, the red COVID microbe with a mischievous grin, bounced excitedly on his microscopic feet. Beside him, Oats, a sturdy anthro horse with brown fur and a sleek black mane, adjusted his pink jacket, ears twitching at every distant honk and strange howl. ‘This place gives me the creeps,” Oats muttered, eyes scanning the twisted streets. ‘All those mutant clowns… they’ve been terrorizing the citizens for weeks now.’  

‘Too many lame clownsonas running around.’   ‘Again? Don’t these people have any original characters that aren’t based on oddly specific kinks that we can’t show in these adventures because they are NSFW?’   Corey nodded, his tiny form shimmering with determination. “Yeah, but we’ve got a job to do. The transformations have to end, or this city will be lost to clown madness forever.’  ‘Which would suck because no one wants to be a mutant clown-freak.’

“Yeah, these guys look like they think that weird clown mutant z-grade horror movie is Oscar worthy.”

“Oh absolutely.”

“We should stop them.”

They marched toward the heart of Deviantart City — a towering carnival called The Big Top Abyss. It pulsed with chaotic energy. Mutant clowns, grotesque with warped faces and extra limbs, danced and cackled under the flashing lights.  Corey’s microscopic viral particles glowed bright. ‘I’ve got a plan — my transformative gas can reverse their mutations, but it only works if I get close enough.’  Oats cracked his knuckles. ‘And I’ll handle crowd control. No mutant clown’s gonna get past me.’

Inside the carnival tent, the air was thick with a mixture of paint fumes and distorted laughter. Corey zipped through the crowd, dodging gags gone wrong and elastic limbs, while Oats blocked the exits, shooing away terrified citizens and snarling mutant clowns.

Suddenly, a massive clown with seven arms lunged at Corey. With a burst of speed, Oats intercepted, knocking the clown back with a strong hoof. Corey let out a bubbling belch, releasing a cloud of his transformative gas. The clown’s grotesque limbs began to shrink and normalize and revert back to normal and one that looked like a gross x-rated parody of Noddy got punched by Mel and reverted back to normal. 

“Another one down.” 

One by one, the mutant clowns stumbled, muttered, and changed back — until only one remained: the ringleader, a hulking clown with fiery red hair and eyes that glowed like embers, he stomped over to them and roared.  ‘You think you can undo my masterpiece?’ the ringleader sneered.  

Corey stepped forward, bubbling with confidence. ‘Not just undo. We’re finishing it. Your clown nightmare ends now.’  With a synchronized move, Corey released his final gas cloud while Oats charged. The ringleader’s eyes widened, his mutations fading rapidly as his sinister grin cracked.

When the last wisps cleared, Deviantart City’s carnival returned to normal — no more mutant clowns, just ordinary performers and grateful citizens.  And Piff arrested all the other clowns and the ring-master.  ‘For trying to brainwash everyone and for trying to bring back the dead NSFW thing of clown transformations and for spawning all these lame clown-sona characters, you are grounded until clowns start being treated like human beings, and you will be forced to watch horror movies with clowns in them and eat lumpy potatoes for every meal.’

The remaining clowns and their ringmaster were all arrested and transported into a prison-like dimension where they were all transported into a cell and forced to eat lumpy potatoes for every meal and forced to watch horror movies with clowns in them – a new rule about clown transformations was established, banning any more attempts at trying to bring it back and those who tried to do so would be sent to the world of the dark web.

They all had afternoon tea before exiting the Deviant City universe by jumping through another portal that took them back to the online universe selection realm, before jumping through that portal, the portal took them out as they jumped out of it and arrived back at Nile Road.

Afterwards they had dinner that was prepared by Piff and they all had a lovely time as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish before playing games.

This was followed by a karaoke contest and when the karaoke contest was over they all got ready for bed with Corey putting on his bat pajamas and Oats putting on his pink night-gown, and they all brushed their teeth.   

Piff initiated the closedown sequence that ended each and every day,  he would always begin and end the day with an animated sequence depicting an anthropomorphic pufferfish as a throwback to how some channels used to closedown at night and start up in the morning, the morning section featured an anthropomorphic pufferfish wearing pajamas yawning and jumping out of bed as a night time background morphed into a day-time one (which would be followed by the pufferfish showering and his pajamas morphing into day clothes as a good morning message would appear on screen).

The night-time sequence would be the opposite of this sequence, Piff jumped into bed with Tangie as the two of them cuddled together and he gave a good night speech which was: ‘We all have had quite the unusual adventure today but it was nonetheless a great part of the Piff Channel, we hope you have enjoyed it as well,  we will see you again tomorrow for another new adventure, love from everyone including yours truly’,  and Anglo turned off the light.

They all drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams of their adventures and thus their adventure had come to an end but more are coming up, so stay tuned.