World of Monsters

Chris: Hello humans and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon.  We have come a long way since I started doing these Walken themed reviews...so I thought that I might treat you all with something special. The movie I am reviewing tonight is the 2003 action comedy The Rundown - which in other countries is called Welcome To The Jungle. Directed by Peter Berg this stars wrestling superstar turned action hero Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.    For those wrestling fans out there….you would know that Dwayne is known for his WWE persona of ‘The Rock’ and for his moves like the Rock Bottom and People’s Elbow. In this movie he plays a bounty hunter named Beck who is asked to go to Brazil to retrieve the long lost son of his employer.   The long lost son is the sidekick in this movie and he is played by Seann William Scott. You might know him as Stiffler in the popular American Pie series and as the voice of Crash in Ice Age 2 or 3. At first our hero is reluctant ...

The Origins Of Walken Chris Walken TF with hypnosis theme Disclaimer: This is a story told from the perspective of my persona Nathan which is also a Walken origin story,  if you don't like these types of stories or are under the impression it is real.  They are not,  these are just part of a Walken themed storyline - if you really honestly do think it is real you need professional help. --------------------------------------------- You may not believe this story but there was once a time in which I was well...a human,  I know what you are thinking....but you are Walken...how can a Walken claim to be human? Walkens prey on humans  -  this makes no sense!   Well,   it is a long and complicated story  but I will tell you it. It happened in Summer of last year,   I had recently made friends with quite a lot of people who were fans of Chris Walken -  just like me.    One night I decided to have a little bit of fun ...

Stand Up Guys Review --------------------------------------- Chris: Hello humans,   Walkens and fellow creatures of the night -   I am your humble host Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon.   It seems that a lot of humans are noticing me and taking note of my Walkenity.     I have news for all my fellow Walken fans out there...it's September.   And do you know what that means?   That's right,  it's getting close to Hallo-Walken time.   That special time of year every October when the Walken's long lost sibling the Hessian Horseman comes to terrorize all the poor helpless humans,  decapitate them and feed on their delicious blood.      And every Walken and She-Hessian converts the lucky ones that don't get killed into Walkens and She-Hessians. For those who are new,  welcome to the Walken's Lair.   Enjoy your stay here.  Because we've got quite a lot of Walken movies ...

Becoming Walken NOTE: This is the sequel to ‘Becoming Stallone’ and takes place before Jon is introduced in the Walken story-arc.  It also is told from the point of view of my character as he is turned into Christopher Walken,  this also has a hypnosis theme to it.  Please note that this is fictional and if you think this is real you are clearly in need of an enema,  scratch that - make that an enema,  a straitjacket and then another enema. ------------------------------- It was late in the middle of the autumn of 2013 and I had just returned from a long trip to the paranormal experts convention,   nothing out of the ordinary happened apart from a few people being turned into werecreatures,  an alien invasion and a war between werecats and werecanines which resulted in mass hysteria.   But I did make lots of new friends there. I’m normally used to receiving interesting pieces of fan-mail in the post but this was most peculiar,   when I opened...

Enslavement via Ping Pong Feng (Balls Of Fury) TF/Hypnosis Theme Disclaimer: This is a mainly fictional story told from the point of view of my character and how he became a Christopher Walken character,   it is not by any means real -  if you think it is real -  you need a reality check and an enema.  No wait,  you need an enema, a straitjacket and then another enema. ---------------------------------------------------------------- I was never into sports,  to be honest they always sounded kind of lame.   I saw literally no point in them other than as a means to try and force how to be healthy on others,  I was more of a video games and indoors guy.     But that changed when I went up to the antic and discovered what appeared to be an old ping pong table.   Last time I checked,  no one in my family ever played ping pong -  so this was more than a little odd. I remembered having an odd dream about Christopher Walken and so...