World of Monsters

Announcer: Live from Some-Studio-Over-In-Oakendale-USA-That-Isn’t-Burbank-But-It-Sure-Looks-Like-It,  it’s Monstermaster13’s tribute to Jay Leno and the Tonight Show with Jay Leno with music by the attic monster band,  and i’m your announcer Mr Maxwell Monster! And now here’s your host……….Naaaaaaaaaathan Forester! *Nathan enters and walks up on stage, hugging and hi-fiving the audience members just like Jay himself does* Nathan: Hello everyone,  i’m Monstermaster13 from the time when troll referred to either a mythical creature,  a toy doll with wacky hair or a bad b-movie from the 80’s.   And welcome to a very special episode of my Monstermaster13 retrospective series. As you can probably tell,  i’m here at the Monster TV Network for a very special reason.  It’s February 7th, and you know what that means.   Well it means two things,  both of which are very sad.   If you are a New Zealand kid,  it means that the holidays a...

We Sing Day-O,  a Glenn Shadix tribute poem ------------------------------------------- This man was not that well known. But you most certainly know him. You most certainly know him well. As you all probably do. Dear ol Glenn. He was so full of life. A very bright and cheery soul. Underrated but talented. He was an interior designer. And the mayor of Halloween town. But he'll always be remembered. As who he was.. The great Glenn Shadix. On this day-o. We all say day-o! Because. Daylight come and Glenn has gone home. There was a lot to like about him. He was not only a good actor. But a photographer as well. And all around fun-loving guy. It was hard not to like him. After all..he was such a kind-man. With a terrific sense of humor. No wonder Tim Burton liked him. We all sing the Banana Boat song. On this day. To honor him. Because this song was played at his memorial. 5ft, 6'ft..7ft, 8ft - bunch. This is for the man who brought us Otho. And the Mayor of Halloweentown. A...

Nathan: Hello everyone and welcome back to Double Walken Month on Monstermaster13's reviews.    I'm here in the town of Sleepy Hollow to review...what else?   Sleepy Hollow. Everyone knows the classic story of the Headless Horseman and they've seen the Disney cartoon and read the story so there's not much to go over here. But for those who don't or haven't watched it...allow me to explain everything that goes on. This dark masterpiece stars Johnny Depp as Ichabod Crane, a detective who is called over to the town of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a series of murders which all involving beheading. This is directed by Tim Burton who has made various other movies that i've loved including Beetlejuice. I think Depp does a wonderful job of portraying the character, making him cowardly but also very intelligent and noble at times as well. Starring alongside him is Christina Ricci, who also portrayed Wednesday in The Addams Family. I have to say she is very elegant an...

Hi, i'm Nathan aka Monstermaster13 here with another one of my tributes. This is one about one of the funniest, most underrated performers ever - of course i'm talking about Belushi. No....not James Belushi. I'm talking about his more talented older bro John Belushi. For those who didn't grow up with the retro era of SNL - John Belushi was one of the original cast members - back then, they were called The-Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time Players. So get ready to put on your Blues Brothers hat and shades and practice your impersonation of a common blemish - it's time for the lowdown on the Albanian Oak himself mr John Adam Belushi. Words cannot describe how awesome this man was, John Belushi was like what would happen if you crossed Taz and Yosemite Sam together. A master of physical comedy and not to mention the man who perfected the eyebrow raise way before Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson even became famous or way before Dreamworks started to try and imitate it with...