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Stupidest Comments Ever IV

- "I read all about you from that article so that's why i'm trolling you by repeating every little word of it you to your big, fat, greasy hairy face."  (That's the reason you have for trolling me? What, are you a troll or a parrot?) - "I have nothing left to say..so fuck you,  Nathan..no one gives a shit." (Because originality is for pussies!) - "I am clearly winning this argument because at least i'm better than you at everything and you are nothing but a sad pathetic loser." (THIS? Coming from a teenager who hasn't even gotten laid yet?) - "Why don't you have a life outside the internet?" (Idiotic comment is obvious, and yes..idiotic.) - "Your photos are nasty as all hell." (Hey..I was coaxed into posting those okay? Can we move on, please?) - "I have trouble separating fantasy from relatity? You're the one to talk." (Nathan/Monstermaster13 is a FICTIONAL character, he's ALLOWED to make jokes...

Werebelushi rants: Joke Comments

Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to another wild edition of Werebelushi rants,  today’s rant is about another form of commenting that you can’t determine if the person is being serious or just seriously insane. I’m talking about joke comments on other people’s work.  Comments that come across as either poor attempts at trolling or just some cruel sick joke that the C.A.C (Complete Asshole Commentor)  thinks is funny. For example my most recent encounter with this was with a user who commented on a friend of mine’s work with the following: *horrible screams of agony are approaching”.  I’d hate to reference a meme here..but lulwhut? Is this is a joke?  Is this some kind of prank?  Am I being punked here?  Is Ashton Kutcher going to show up any minute and laugh at me?   Alright,  who’s the evil genius that organized this plan?  Whoever is responsible for this - confess! I’m not being an internet tough guy here,  it’s just t...

Werebelushi rants: T.M

Werebelushi rants: T.M ------------------------------- (We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a desk of sorts.) Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to Werebelushi rants.  Today’s rant is on those other youtube commentators.   Those particular ones that think that just because they can get away with swearing,  making sexual innuendos and death threats makes them cool. These are more often than not either teenagers who don’t know any better,  or just people who are out of their minds.  And will often post comments such as this: “Hey dudez, I liek had the wildest buttsecks ever with my GF/BF”  “You’re like an autistic waste of oxygen..you should liek..kill yourself, man”. “I have a job and you don’t...and it’s liek teh shit!” Today i’m looking into the ‘T.M’ category which is the former, as I call it - the Teenage Moron category.   Now I mean no offense to actual teens who might be reading this, ...