World of Monsters

Dear Monster Journal, It's me, Nathan. You won't believe the night i've been having so far. One minute I was in my lab working on the Walken Hypnosis program and now all of a sudden i'm slowly becoming him. No really i'm turning into Chris Walken..and here's the kicker..i'll be soon forgetting how to turn back to my normal self...in otherwords..i'll be Walken forever. I try to fight the changes but it's just too strong..the sound of the cowbell haunts me..it follows me,  it hypnotizes me.  I just hope that I don't lose my memories of what happened before. I feel so weird..the changes cannot be stopped.  You know..i've dreamed of being Walken before but at least there I could always turn back to myself.  But now there's no escape..I need to get out of here. But..I can't...once one goes Walken...you can't go back.  Soon it might be too late..I might never be the same again. But yet..why can't I stop enjoying this? Oh we...

Nathan: Hello i'm Monstermaster13 and welcome to another Monstermaster13's reviews episode.  If you're wondering why I am in China right now it's because of the movie i'm reviewing today. This movie is one i've just watched recently...it came out in 2007 and it's a comedy by Ben Garrant who also made the hit series Reno 911. The movie is called Balls of Fury and is a spoof of martial arts movies...it is also a homage to the sport known as table tennis/ping-pong.   It revolves around our main protagonist Randy Daytona who is portrayed by Dan Fogler,  he is introduced to us via a dove and is a down on his luck former ping pong olympic champion. He is brought in by an FBI agent named Rodriguez  (George Lopez ) to help track down the man who killed his father. But in order for that to happen he is trained by Master Wong (James Hong) and his niece the super attractive Maggie (played by Maggie Q). Which is also where we get to see some extremely well executed pin...

-------------------------------------------------- We are all familiar with the tales written by the Brothers Grimm, those fairy tales that are not just public domain but have been adaptated many times including by Walt Disney. You may think you know them, but they are far more gruesome than the ones Disney adaptated. Most recently these inspired the NBC TV series Grimm and it's creatures known as 'Wesen'. But what most people don't realize is that a lot of these creatures inspired by the stories happened to be real. Most normal people don't even realize that stories like these are in fact not just fairy tales..but warnings. These were to warn people who were bad that there would be consequences to their actions. These influenced many other stories of this kind like Goosebumps, Tales From The Crypt and certain episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark and also a great majority of Creepypastas. Now today's main character, Braeden - he did not know tha...