World of Monsters

Werebelushi: I already have talked about this before but...there are certain commercials I want to talk about with you people and some of these are infamous. The first of which are what I like to call talking food commercials in which the food in question actually wants you to eat it, I know this sounds a bit farfetched but...isn't that basically sort of cannibalism, like they want you to eat them? The food wants you to eat them. Take the Chips Ahoy adverts in which the sentient cookies are in the car singing along to Don't You Want Me Baby by The Human League only to get eaten off one by one. And there's another, oh it gets worse. Basically this one features a sentient cookie singing Da Ya Think I'm Sexy (a classic Rod Stewart song) only to get grabbed and eaten. Is the company behind this product trying to make us think that if cookies can talk to us and want us to eat them? Is this like Sausage Party where we're apparently gods to them? I know these came...

Werebelushi Reviews: THM ---------------------------------------- (We see a male werebelushi who looks like John Belushi,  he is seen wearing a The Shining t-shirt.) Werebelushi: Hello everyone,   it's me again -  That Werebelushi In The Shades.   Remember when I did my review on Bride Of The Living Dummy?   I brought up a bit of history regarding the Goosebumps tv series and the books they are based on.   Now,  although Slappy is considered one of the main villains/Big Bads of the Goosebumps universe,   there is one entity however that seems to be more threatening.    As in it is more menacing.   That is refered to as none other than The Haunted Mask.    The so called mask has no actual name,   but it still is a prominent villain in the series,  including in the recent books. Let's get started shall we?   This is Goosebumps:  The Haunted Mask, the very first episode of the tv show to ai...

Werebelushi Rants: MHSOJ. ---------------------------------------------- (We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a table of sorts.) Werebelushi: Hello everyone I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant.   Well it’s time for the Trollzie Awards again and today’s nominee is for the Most Horrible Sense Of Judgement. Get this,  this one person I know of -  who is an absolute loathesome son of a witch,  out-right said that he HATES Weird Al Yankovic.   What?  That’s not right.  Who the hell would say that they HATE Weird Al?   That’s just not right.   Sir,  are you okay in the head?  Because to me it seems like you have an awful case of Lack Of Sense-Of-Humor Syndrome! So...apparently if someone likes Weird Al,  that makes them autistic?   Wow...that’s the most vague and ridiculous judgement of a person based on an interest i’ve ever seen. ...

Werebelushi rants: SFP Disclaimer: The forum mentioned in today’s rant is entirely fictional,  any resemblance to any real forums is entirely coincidental,  as this is a rant by a fictional character and as such the Werebelushi is not real but a fictional character.   You might want to get your head-checked if you think this is real. -------------------------- (We see a male Werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a table of sorts and is dressed like a college professor with his hair slicked back all George Carlin style) Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to another rant with your host That Werebelushi In The Shades.   Looks like it’s time for another Trollzie award and this time it’s for Stupid Forum Post. Ah,  internet forums -  you either love em or loathe them and want them to die a slow and agonizing death.   More often than not it is soooooo difficult to get along with just about anyone on a forum, ...