World of Monsters

- "Drmusic2? That's the most uncreative username ever." (That's what you think. I'm not changing anything about me even if you force me to?) - "Are your nipples non-existent or something?" (Dude, i'm a Mammal. And anything that is MAMMALIAN has NIPPLES! What? Did you fail biology class?) - "You like ThatGuyWithTheGlasses? Man. You really one sad pathetic excuse for an aspie." (And just what is wrong with being a TGWTG supporter?) - "You know, if you were any hairier there would be no need to pretend to be a werecreature, because you already look like one." (Hey! Just be glad i'm not Russell Brand, because Brand looks more like a werecreature than I possibly could.) - "What a disgusting obese pig! I would not want to tap that!" (What's wrong with being overweight?  True, there are health problems.  But in my opinion, there's nothing wrong with it at all.) - "Doesn't he know what a shower is?" (I ...

-  “If you want to make a movie,  with actual actors in it -  it should use REAL people and not your crappy made-up OCs!” (Ummm….those ALREADY exist,  they’re called biopics!) -   “If you like cartoons and you’re an adult,  you’re a pathetic man-child and you need professional help.” (I’m NOT an insane manchild, you moron!) - “My whatever-the-hell-I-Want-Monster is actually much better than your crappy werecreatures, so there.”  (Oh so you think your sex-crazed mismatch of different monsters is a match for my werecreatures,  huh?  Bring it on.) - “The only reason you keep still bringing those files up is because you’re stuck in the past.”  (Hey! Deleted means deleted NOT still there after the user is gone.) -   “You furfag, you like fapping to pictures of animal girls and most likely look like you don’t bathe.”   (Stereotypes again?) - “I got your pictures,  man you are a nasty piece of ass.”  (Thank you...but those p...

Werebelushi rants: SFP Disclaimer: The forum mentioned in today’s rant is entirely fictional,  any resemblance to any real forums is entirely coincidental,  as this is a rant by a fictional character and as such the Werebelushi is not real but a fictional character.   You might want to get your head-checked if you think this is real. -------------------------- (We see a male Werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a table of sorts and is dressed like a college professor with his hair slicked back all George Carlin style) Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to another rant with your host That Werebelushi In The Shades.   Looks like it’s time for another Trollzie award and this time it’s for Stupid Forum Post. Ah,  internet forums -  you either love em or loathe them and want them to die a slow and agonizing death.   More often than not it is soooooo difficult to get along with just about anyone on a forum, ...