World of Monsters

TftW:  In The Walken's Den. Chris Walken TF w/Were-Walken and virus motif. NOTE: This is a horror comedy story that tells of what happens when you obsess over someone for long enough and go around snooping in other people's business including such things as posting videos of theirs online without permission for lulzy purposes.  This is also inspired by Nothing But Trouble and House Of 1000 Corpses.   This is also where we actually see what the Walken's den looks like.   This is also inspired by the Eagles song Hotel California. -------------------------------------- Rupert aka RuthlessRupert was the kind of troll wannabe that only existed for one purpose,  to screw people over and to be screwed over himself  -- and that was about it,  he wasn't particularly bright and he was very nosy and enjoyed snooping around in places that he didn't belong,    he was obsessed with finding the elusive Walken that had been haunting the streets ...

Just Like Walken Male Walken Hypnosis Script: -------------------------------------------- Hello,  human -  my name is Christopher but you can call me Chris,   and I have something very special to share with you.   I am going to show you how to be happy and how to be forever young and beautiful.    You are going to love what I show you,  and you will enjoy it ever so much. All I need for you to do is...look into my eyes,  and fall into a trance,  yes,  that’s it,  all of your worries and problems are slowly but surely melting away.   Your mind is slipping, further and further into a trance,  and you are surely loving it.    When I count down from 5,  you will be completely in my control.   5...Falling ever so deeply. 4...Falling deeper still,  making it so hard to focus. 3...Falling even deeper,  you can’t think right. 2...Almost completely hypnotized. 1….Completely under my spell. Now,  ...

The Gift Of Cowbell Disclaimer: The following is a fictional story about how my character turned into a Walken, it is for the most part fictional which means it is not true.   Please do not copypaste this or screencap it for the sake of mocking it,   if you think it is real please seek professional help immediately. Warning: Looking at the picture associated with this story will cause you to slowly become like Christopher Walken.  You may feel the urge to break out into a dance,   attempt to do the 1812 overture with your armpit,  perch like an archangel,  chase Johnny Depp through the town of Sleepy Hollow and roar like a Hessian warrior,  get a job at Bed,  Bath and Beyond,   dance around in a hotel room, tell stories about mice and buckets of cream, listen to the sound of the cowbell,   read the Three Little Pigs, become a soldier in Vietnam,  take up ping pong and dress in Asian garb,  yo...