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TftW:  Walken Infection. Christopher Walken TF/Hypnosis theme. ------------------------------------------- There was no denying it,  Nathan was falling more and more under the spell of Christopher Walken, each time he fell asleep -  he dreamed he was with Walken,  but it was more than that...he was also dreaming  that he was turning into him,  it was slowly but surely taking over him as the transformations happened.   And the more they happened...the less human he felt...in fact each time it happened,  the more he began to view humans as 'prey'  or 'potential victims' to be turned...and the more he felt that he didn't belong with them...the power Walken had over him increasing with each passing night,  and by the time he would even consider doing something about it...it was already too late to do anything about it...for this was only the beginning. Like a virus,   Walken is infectious and once it starts spreading ar...

True Romance review -------------------------------- Chris: Hello my dearest Walkeny subjects and followers,   it's been sometime since the Hallo-Walken marathon continued but I am here once again with another Walkeny review for all my beloved children of the night to enjoy.    But first i'd like to address a very important issue that is currently going on in the world at this moment.   Now from what I understand,  this fellow named Russell Brand is trying to start a revolution with his new book titled Revolution and people have made jokes about him referring to the song 'Parklife'  by Blur,  which has become a meme and now he's parodied himself...I guess -  by doing a video that spoofs the song...I guess.   I know little about this person other than the fact that he is known for playing a rockstar named Aldous Snow in a movie about a woman named Sarah Marshall and for voicing Doctor Nefario in the Despicable Me movies. ...

Weapon Of Choice by Monstermaster13 Disclaimer: This is a story told from my characters point of view and thus is fictional,  if you think it is real - you are either trying too hard to be a troll or A-Logger or are just looking for an excuse to search for particularly weird stuff.   But please remember,  most of this is made up - so please remember this isn't real except to my beloved followers. NOTE: This story is based on the Weapon Of Choice music video and features a Walken transformation and hypnosis. ------------------------------------------------ You know those dreams in which you are flying and feel like you're on top of the world?   Well I have plenty of those.    Because i'm not like any of you,   i'm actually Walken -  the one and only alpha Walken who can turn others.   And I have taken great pride in converting others into members of my beloved army.    In my dreams I would often find myself trans...

Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon Hallo-Walken countdown,  i’m your host Chris the alpha Walken and tonight you humans are all in for a treat.    Do you know what a Walken loves to do the most?   Sing and dance.   Walkens and She-Hessians are naturally gifted dancers.     So,  I think it’s time I reviewed the latest Walken exploit -  Jersey Boys,  and it’s about time I got to reviewing it. It took me a while to go and see this movie,   because it took me almost a week to take the time to go to the cinema and watch it,  it was never on at a suitable time and I ended up missing out but finally I have seen it and I will review it. Released in June of this year,   I - Chris the alpha Walken present...Jersey Boys.  Based on the musical of the same name,   this movie is based on the meteoric rise to fame of the popular oldies group the Four Seasons. The cast from the stage...

Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken’s den for another installment of the Walken-A-Thon and the Countdown to Hallo-Walken.   Hallo-Walken is approaching rapidly - I hope all you good humans out there remember to place an offering of cowbell as well as pay tribute to the great and almighty Alpha Walken because if you do,  he might reward you by turning you into a Walken or She-Hessian. Today I will be reviewing a Walken movie that i’ve been wanting to review for a long time,  especially since I became a full fledged Waken.   This movie i’m talking about came out in 1994 and is titled A Business Affair.   The story of this movie revolves around a writer played by Carole Boquet who finds herself falling in love with two different men,   Alec (played by Jonathan Pryce) and the rather dashing and alluring Vanni Corso,  naturally played by Walken.    Walken certainly has a knack for playing these hypnotic and charismati...

Walken Assimilation ---------------------- Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is based on a comment on a forum thread,  if you think it is real you are seriously mental.   It is a play on words of the Borg assimilation process from Star Trek: TNG.  It has a hypnosis scene,  a human to Walken tf scene,  and  dark scenes in it which may upset sensitive readers. Walkens featured in this story: Christopher Walken himself. Morty (Click) Archangel Gabriel (Prophecy trilogy) Frank White (King Of New York) Vanni Corso.  (A Business Affair) Kim Ulander. (Search And Destroy) J-Man. (Envy). Tom. (Pennies From Heaven) Max Zorin. (A View To A Kill) Hessian Horseman. (Sleepy Hollow) Reed Thimple. (Country Bears) Frank Abagnale Sr (Catch Me If You Can) Paul Rayburn.  (Man On Fire) Wilbur Turnblad.  (Hairspray) Gyp DeCarlo.  (Jersey Boys) Bobby Mcbain.  (Mcbain.) Bobby Kahn. (Wayne’s World 2) Robert (The Comfort Of Strangers). Fe...

Chris: Greetings once again humans,   Walkens and fellow creatures of the night.   I am Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to the Hallo-Walken installment of the Walken-A-Thon, and you're in for a treat.   I know I already covered The Prophecy trilogy before but I am going to review it again because it's just that good.    There is no doubt about it that the 90's was the era of the Walken we know and love,   the Hypnotic and Quasi-Vampiric Walken.    It started with a little  movie called The Comfort Of Strangers in which Walken played a truly creepy demented and vampiric role. Little did we know that in 1995,  a little vampire movie called The Addiction came out and Walken played a vampire in it.   He will also be playing a bloodsucker in the movie Fangs Of War,   I hear he might be playing Dracula.  Ooooh.  It looks like  Bela Lugosi,  Max Schreck,  Frank Langella,  Christo...

Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to Monstermaster13’s reviews -   it’s time for another edition of the Walken-A-Thon. Tonights movie is a very good example of Walken at his most vampiric, it is titled The Comfort Of Strangers and  it is based on a short novel by Ian McEwan.  Paul Schrader is the director of this movie,  he also directed one of my favorite movies the 1982 remake of Cat People. You know that classic fairy tale about the two human children who were orphans and went off into the woods only to be lured to a candy house by a witch who fattened them up?   Well this movie is what you might call a modern version of that story. Our two leads are a British couple played by Rupert Everett - (who you might know as Dr Claw in the live action Inspector Gadget movie and the voice of Prince Charming in the Shrek franchise) and the late Natasha Richardson. Both of them are vacationing in the lovely town of Venice,  it is explained ...

*a special halloween version of the Monstermaster13 productions introduction starts with the opening theme which sounds like a mix of the Beetlejuice and Tales From The Crypt themes as performed by Danny Elfman* (We see an old mansion,  the doors of the old mansion open as the tracking shot takes us all the way through the mansion,  down to the basement - where a lab of sorts,  we see one of the coffins creek open -  and suddenly Chris the Alpha Walken pops out of it) Chris: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr!   I have returned.    Surrender your blood and cowbell to me or you all will become my Walkeny minions forever!  Muwahahaha!   *He roars,  bearing his sharpened teeth* Oh,  i’m sorry.   Did I frighten you?   If I did….then I apologize.   I’m just getting into the holiday spirit. Because my friends,   it is October -  which as you humans know,  mean it is the season for horror and all kinds of ...

Monstermaster13 reviews:   Around the Bend ------------------------------------------ Chris: Hello and welcome back to Monstermaster13's reviews....I am continuining on with the Walken-A-Thon reviews. Originally I planned on watching and reviewing the 1998 film Trance/The Eternal/Kiss of The Mummy but unfortunately....I couldn't find a single place to watch it online and most of the ones that do have it -  either have it as a torrent or on a site you have to pay for it using your credit card or something. So instead i'm going to be reviewing a different Walken movie.    This time I am going to review the 2004 film Around the Bend. Now this is a heart-warming family drama starring Chris Walken as Turner Lair,   an ex-con man who reunites with his estranged grandson Jason (Josh Lucas) and the two go on a road trip together. Michael Caine is also in this movie too and this movie is extremely entertaining and quite charming. It's also a nice...

onstermaster13  reviews:  Best of Chris Walken ---------------------------------------------------- Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon segment of Monstermaster13 reviews...i'm everyone's favorite monstrous bloodthirsty Walken with another Walken review. This time I will be reviewing Saturday Night Live:  The Best of Christopher Walken.   But first a little backstory. Everyone is already probably familiar with the backstory behind Saturday Night Live and how it originated in the 70's up until today but i'm just going to get right to the good stuff here, so you lovely humans can sit back and enjoy as I review this masterpiece. Walken is part of the Five-Timers hosts club along with a few other  notable names which means he is one of the 5 reoccuring hosts/guests on the show. The Best of Christopher Walken is a compliation of his greatest skits including Ed Glosser: Trivial Psychic which is a parody of his Johnny Smith...

Chris: Hello humans and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon.  We have come a long way since I started doing these Walken themed reviews...so I thought that I might treat you all with something special. The movie I am reviewing tonight is the 2003 action comedy The Rundown - which in other countries is called Welcome To The Jungle. Directed by Peter Berg this stars wrestling superstar turned action hero Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.    For those wrestling fans out there….you would know that Dwayne is known for his WWE persona of ‘The Rock’ and for his moves like the Rock Bottom and People’s Elbow. In this movie he plays a bounty hunter named Beck who is asked to go to Brazil to retrieve the long lost son of his employer.   The long lost son is the sidekick in this movie and he is played by Seann William Scott. You might know him as Stiffler in the popular American Pie series and as the voice of Crash in Ice Age 2 or 3. At first our hero is reluctant ...

Chris: Hello humans,  monsters,  Walken fans and fellow bloodthirsty creatures of the night -  Chris the alpha Walken here with another episode of my Walken reviews.   I’ve been a little under the weather recently due to my powers suffering from a mental block,  which has made me think i’m not as powerful and Walkeny as I was.   But luckily it’s nothing that cowbell can’t fix.   My master has instructed me to go and see the movie Jersey Boys in hopes of fixing this problem,  but I have so many Walken movies to go through that it will be difficult to find time to put it in. You know what I love about being a Walken?  Being able to use my hypnosis to hypnotize people and convert them into fellow Walkens just like me.   I like the hypnosis/mind control aspect that comes with my powers and as such i’m going to review a movie which has that very element in it. Released in 1972,  that movie is The Mind Snatchers.  A...

Things To Do In Denver Review ------------------------------------------ Chris: Hello humans,  my name is Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to another episode of Walken reviews.   Now as you know,   Walken is a master when it comes to playing shady or villainous characters as he does it in a way that is beyond hypnotic. This movie i’m reviewing is one of the following,  released in 1995 -  this is Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.   Directed by Gary Fleder.    So sit back and relax as I tell you all about this underrated classic. It features an all star cast including Andy Garcia,  Treat Williams,  Steve Buscemi,  Gabrielle Anwar,  Fairuza Balk,  Christopher Lloyd (yes,  Doc Brown from Back To The Future) and of course Chris Walken in what I call his second most hypnotic performance yet. I will not be talking about the plot because I am pretty sure that we’ve all seen it,  but ...