World of Monsters

Bram Stoker’s Christopher Male Walken TF/vampire theme Disclaimer: This is told from the point of view from a character who shares the same name as the character Renfield from the classic novel Bram Stoker’s Dracula.  This story is mostly fictional and a satirical take on vampire movies,  in particular Bram Stoker’s Dracula and is inspired by Dracula: Dead and Loving It. ---------------------------------------- Hello,   my name is Nathaniel Renfield and I am an inmate at the local asylum,  as for why I am in there -  well let’s just say I have a bug-eating habit and passion for Walken related things.    You see,   I have heard a lot about these beings called Walkens and they are like vampires.    My master Christopher Walken has told me that he will make me as immortally Walkeny as himself and I believe him,  they say i’m crazy but they’re the crazy ones I tell you -   they don’t understand how much I car...

Becoming Walken NOTE: This is the sequel to ‘Becoming Stallone’ and takes place before Jon is introduced in the Walken story-arc.  It also is told from the point of view of my character as he is turned into Christopher Walken,  this also has a hypnosis theme to it.  Please note that this is fictional and if you think this is real you are clearly in need of an enema,  scratch that - make that an enema,  a straitjacket and then another enema. ------------------------------- It was late in the middle of the autumn of 2013 and I had just returned from a long trip to the paranormal experts convention,   nothing out of the ordinary happened apart from a few people being turned into werecreatures,  an alien invasion and a war between werecats and werecanines which resulted in mass hysteria.   But I did make lots of new friends there. I’m normally used to receiving interesting pieces of fan-mail in the post but this was most peculiar,   when I opened...

Name: Chris.  Nickname:  Alpha Walken,  Christopher,  Cowbell-Crazed Prince of Darkness. Age: N/A -  Chris is ageless. Species: Chris is a member of a race of creatures called ‘Walkens’ which are quasi-vampiric creatures that are often viewed by humans as being evil boogieman types that turn their victims dreams into horrific nightmares.   Gender: Male. Height:  6’ft. Weight:  N/A,  he’s quite lithe and thin though. Appearance: Like most of his kind he stands at 6’ft and is very lithe,  his skin is pale and ghostly in appearance but doesn’t show any signs of decaying,  scarring or aging and like most male members of this kind,  he possess a rather Walken-like appearance.   The colour of his hair is usually sandy brown and it prickles up slightly,   the colour of his eyes however are icy blue with dark green inner rings. He has fingernails that are rather long and sharp akin to claws and he has long arms and legs, ...