World of Monsters

Blood, Cowbell and Passion Complete Chris Walken TF Warning: This features caressing, light sexual activity,  blood-feasting as well as a complete transformation into Christopher Walken.   Do not read if you  have a sensitive stomach or don’t like graphic depictions of this sort of thing.   Like before this is not a Mary Sue/Gary Stu or a creepy celebrity fanfiction.   If you think it is either of those you are insane and need professional help.   And if you think this is real,  you need a life in general. ------------------------------------------------- Ever since he had married Kate Beckinsale,  Nathan/Chris had become so much happier as a human-turned-Walken,  but there was always something he had always wanted to know,   what would happen if he were to turn full on Walken and fully become Christopher with no means of returning? I mean sure there was always the danger of the horror known as ‘identity death’ but he was used to that so...

Nathan: Hello everyone....i'm Monstermaster13 and welcome back...to Double Walken month,  this is the sixth installment. This movie is one that impressed me with its  take on religion and its own unique take on folkloric figures.     This movie is part of a trilogy known as the Prophecy trilogy. This trilogy focuses around the war between Heaven and Earth,  and it gives a new spin on the concept of angels.     The angels here are Simon (played by Eric Stultz),  Lucifier aka the devil who was the first angel (Viggo Mortenson from the LOTR trilogy)  and Gabriel.   Gabriel is played by Christopher Walken in what I call his second most awesome performance next to the Hessian. Gabriel is rather ticked off because his boss the Almighty one favors humans,  who he calls "Talking Monkeys"  over his own kind - the angels.     And personally I don't blame him. Ugh.  Humans.   Humans suck!  They're always complaini...

Nathan: Hello everyone and welcome back to Double Walken Month on Monstermaster13's reviews.    I'm here in the town of Sleepy Hollow to review...what else?   Sleepy Hollow. Everyone knows the classic story of the Headless Horseman and they've seen the Disney cartoon and read the story so there's not much to go over here. But for those who don't or haven't watched it...allow me to explain everything that goes on. This dark masterpiece stars Johnny Depp as Ichabod Crane, a detective who is called over to the town of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a series of murders which all involving beheading. This is directed by Tim Burton who has made various other movies that i've loved including Beetlejuice. I think Depp does a wonderful job of portraying the character, making him cowardly but also very intelligent and noble at times as well. Starring alongside him is Christina Ricci, who also portrayed Wednesday in The Addams Family. I have to say she is very elegant an...