World of Monsters

Bram Stoker’s Christopher Male Walken TF/vampire theme Disclaimer: This is told from the point of view from a character who shares the same name as the character Renfield from the classic novel Bram Stoker’s Dracula.  This story is mostly fictional and a satirical take on vampire movies,  in particular Bram Stoker’s Dracula and is inspired by Dracula: Dead and Loving It. ---------------------------------------- Hello,   my name is Nathaniel Renfield and I am an inmate at the local asylum,  as for why I am in there -  well let’s just say I have a bug-eating habit and passion for Walken related things.    You see,   I have heard a lot about these beings called Walkens and they are like vampires.    My master Christopher Walken has told me that he will make me as immortally Walkeny as himself and I believe him,  they say i’m crazy but they’re the crazy ones I tell you -   they don’t understand how much I car...

TftW:  Haunted Towers Female Werebelushi TF NOTE:  This is based on the concept for the Mel Brooks Disneyland ride Hotel Mel and is inspired by the British sitcom Fawlty Towers. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Our story begins at the Planet Horrorwood resort and cafe which is run by Reginald Horror of Horrorland from the Goosebumps books and tv show as well as his son Ritz and his daughter Henrietta.    Our friend That Werebelushi In The Shades had just woken up from his nap that night to go and get something to eat at the cafe,   when he was approached by Hugo the hunchback. “Good evening Mr Werebelushi,  sir.   How did you sleep?” “Terrible.   It all was bright and sunny and there were some bratty human kids outside playing.” “I’m sorry to hear that.  But i’m glad you like it here at the hotel.” “Well of course I love it here...and why wouldn’t I?   I get to meet all my favorite celebrity monsters here....

- "Drmusic2? That's the most uncreative username ever." (That's what you think. I'm not changing anything about me even if you force me to?) - "Are your nipples non-existent or something?" (Dude, i'm a Mammal. And anything that is MAMMALIAN has NIPPLES! What? Did you fail biology class?) - "You like ThatGuyWithTheGlasses? Man. You really one sad pathetic excuse for an aspie." (And just what is wrong with being a TGWTG supporter?) - "You know, if you were any hairier there would be no need to pretend to be a werecreature, because you already look like one." (Hey! Just be glad i'm not Russell Brand, because Brand looks more like a werecreature than I possibly could.) - "What a disgusting obese pig! I would not want to tap that!" (What's wrong with being overweight?  True, there are health problems.  But in my opinion, there's nothing wrong with it at all.) - "Doesn't he know what a shower is?" (I ...