World of Monsters

Blood, Cowbell and Passion Complete Chris Walken TF Warning: This features caressing, light sexual activity,  blood-feasting as well as a complete transformation into Christopher Walken.   Do not read if you  have a sensitive stomach or don’t like graphic depictions of this sort of thing.   Like before this is not a Mary Sue/Gary Stu or a creepy celebrity fanfiction.   If you think it is either of those you are insane and need professional help.   And if you think this is real,  you need a life in general. ------------------------------------------------- Ever since he had married Kate Beckinsale,  Nathan/Chris had become so much happier as a human-turned-Walken,  but there was always something he had always wanted to know,   what would happen if he were to turn full on Walken and fully become Christopher with no means of returning? I mean sure there was always the danger of the horror known as ‘identity death’ but he was used to that so...

Nathan: Hello once again and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon...i'm Monstermaster,  your host.  Oh in case you've wondering why I look and sound like Walken right now it's because Jon aka Legrandzilla hypnotized me to become him. And I have to admit that it felt kind of strange at first...I mean i've never been like this before..okay...I do admit I kind of have been a tad bit Walkenish before this whole happened..but then again...don't we all have a bit of Walken in us? Ah,   Britain -  there's no country quite like it...it's got the best musicians,  comedians,  and athletes,  and not to mention home to such gems as Blackadder,   Mr Bean,  Whose Line Is It Anyway,   Red Dwarf,   Fawlty Towers,   Monty Python and more. Not to mention that Film Brain, Mike J,  Guru Larry and Ashens of TGWTG and Blistedthumbs happen to be British as well.    And they are some of my favorite reviewers next to Cinema Snob,   Lin...