A Business Affair review

Chris:
Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken’s den for another installment of the Walken-A-Thon and the Countdown to Hallo-Walken.   Hallo-Walken is approaching rapidly - I hope all you good humans out there remember to place an offering of cowbell as well as pay tribute to the great and almighty Alpha Walken because if you do,  he might reward you by turning you into a Walken or She-Hessian.

Today I will be reviewing a Walken movie that i’ve been wanting to review for a long time,  especially since I became a full fledged Waken.   This movie i’m talking about came out in 1994 and is titled A Business Affair.  

The story of this movie revolves around a writer played by Carole Boquet who finds herself falling in love with two different men,   Alec (played by Jonathan Pryce) and the rather dashing and alluring Vanni Corso,  naturally played by Walken.    Walken certainly has a knack for playing these hypnotic and charismatic characters.   Vanni is such a smooth operator and he’s oh so charming too,   he just sweeps our heroine off her feet.  

His speech about mentally dying if he doesn’t get some action is enough to convince me to give up the masquerade of impersonating a human and fully embrace my inner Walkenity. I mean who could concentrate after hearing him utter this?

(Vanni Corso:
I need to feel invincible. I’m Sicilian. If a Sicilian man doesn’t have sex every day, he gets sick. And he dies.)

If he said that to me  in my human form,  I would forget completely about ever being a human and just transform into my natural Walkeny form and give in to the full beautiful process of becoming Walken-like.

It is a known-fact that male Walkens such as myself are known for their charisma and seductiveness,   and they know how to charm the pants off their would be victims,  of course by the time the victims try to do something about it - it’s too late,  as by then they have  fallen completely in the Walken’s power and they are his to command,  and it’s then that they become a Walken or She-Hessian themselves.

I think Walken is at his most alluring in this movie,  especially in the scenes with him and Carole.   Like when he’s kissing her and kissing her neck...it looks like he’s going to sprout his Hessian Horseman teeth and bite her...mmm….rrr…her blood must taste delightful.  *growls slightly and licks his lips*  Oops,  sorry about that.  I was just thinking about the blood that I am looking forward to lapping up.   Also it’s just whenever I see Walken with a female lead being romantic,  I can’t help but think of the Hessian at the end of Sleepy Hollow when he kissed Lady Van Tassell.

Walken dances in this movie as well,   and who doesn’t love a dancing Walken?  After all - dancing is part of how a Walken entices their subject.  And that’s not all, Walken appears shirtless as well -  that’s eye-candy for all you bloodthirsty young She-Hessians out there who are lusting for some Walken action.

I heavily recommend watching this movie if you are a Walken fan,  I give it 10 out of 10 and two Walkenized thumbs up.   If you loooove Walken,  or if you want to indulge in something romantic for both you and your loved one -  you should definitely watch this.

I am Chris the alpha Walken and this has been my review of A Business Affair,   stay tuned for more wonderfully Walkeny reviews during the Walken-A-Thon and also for the very special Hallo-Walken countdown.