Monstermaster13 reviews: Best of Chris Walken
onstermaster13 reviews: Best of Chris Walken
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Chris:
Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon segment of Monstermaster13 reviews...i'm everyone's favorite monstrous bloodthirsty Walken with another Walken review.
This time I will be reviewing Saturday Night Live: The Best of Christopher Walken. But first a little backstory.
Everyone is already probably familiar with the backstory behind Saturday Night Live and how it originated in the 70's up until today but i'm just going to get right to the good stuff here, so you lovely humans can sit back and enjoy as I review this masterpiece.
Walken is part of the Five-Timers hosts club along with a few other notable names which means he is one of the 5 reoccuring hosts/guests on the show.
The Best of Christopher Walken is a compliation of his greatest skits including Ed Glosser: Trivial Psychic which is a parody of his Johnny Smith persona from The Dead Zone, the Mango musical number, the Centaur skit, and many more including of course...everyone's favorite the Blue Oyster Cult sketch.
All of the skits are brilliant and Walken is aces as usual, there's not one skit out there that is misplaced.
And yes...it is this skit you can thank for bringing more cowbell into your lives, and I for one am a very happy Walken because of this.
(Jon:
Tink tink tink.)
Aaaaaww....that sound is heavenly...my master truly does know what kind of things a Walken loves the most.
I don't need wordly possessions or even a proper job in order to be happy...I am a Walken, all I need are my powers, my instincts, blood, gore, music and cowbell - lots and lots of cowbell.
And I think that there be should be more cowbell in the songs that humans of today listen to. As there already is a lot of cowbell in music already..but we need more.
This compliation is worth watching if you are a 'Walken' enthuasist or you just happen to be Walken-like yourself, plus Chris dances in the monologue. That's just fantastic! And don't forget the Contiental. The female humans out there seem to swoon over that one.
I give this one ten out of ten and two Walkenized clawed thumbs up and a high reccomendation stamp. Doug Walker was absolutely right with this...every performance is hypnotising...just like me.
Speaking of him...I feel that I may have to pay a visit to the That Guy With The Glassess universe to Walkenize a few members from that site. I think Doug's brother Rob would make a fine alpha Walken. I was going to say Linkara but he would probably defeat me the same way he defeated The Entity. In fact I sent one of my fellow Walkens out there to pose as a horror reviewer.
If you don't own this one already...you should, I could always use my powers as a Walken to hypnotise you into ordering it. And you wouldn't even know it, I could even put a message in the dvd that would go directly to your human brain and mentally and physically change you into obedient Walkens to serve as minions.
I'm Chris and this has been another Monstermaster13 review...now if you excuse me, I have a whole list of heroes/heroines to Walkenize.
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Chris:
Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon segment of Monstermaster13 reviews...i'm everyone's favorite monstrous bloodthirsty Walken with another Walken review.
This time I will be reviewing Saturday Night Live: The Best of Christopher Walken. But first a little backstory.
Everyone is already probably familiar with the backstory behind Saturday Night Live and how it originated in the 70's up until today but i'm just going to get right to the good stuff here, so you lovely humans can sit back and enjoy as I review this masterpiece.
Walken is part of the Five-Timers hosts club along with a few other notable names which means he is one of the 5 reoccuring hosts/guests on the show.
The Best of Christopher Walken is a compliation of his greatest skits including Ed Glosser: Trivial Psychic which is a parody of his Johnny Smith persona from The Dead Zone, the Mango musical number, the Centaur skit, and many more including of course...everyone's favorite the Blue Oyster Cult sketch.
All of the skits are brilliant and Walken is aces as usual, there's not one skit out there that is misplaced.
And yes...it is this skit you can thank for bringing more cowbell into your lives, and I for one am a very happy Walken because of this.
(Jon:
Tink tink tink.)
Aaaaaww....that sound is heavenly...my master truly does know what kind of things a Walken loves the most.
I don't need wordly possessions or even a proper job in order to be happy...I am a Walken, all I need are my powers, my instincts, blood, gore, music and cowbell - lots and lots of cowbell.
And I think that there be should be more cowbell in the songs that humans of today listen to. As there already is a lot of cowbell in music already..but we need more.
This compliation is worth watching if you are a 'Walken' enthuasist or you just happen to be Walken-like yourself, plus Chris dances in the monologue. That's just fantastic! And don't forget the Contiental. The female humans out there seem to swoon over that one.
I give this one ten out of ten and two Walkenized clawed thumbs up and a high reccomendation stamp. Doug Walker was absolutely right with this...every performance is hypnotising...just like me.
Speaking of him...I feel that I may have to pay a visit to the That Guy With The Glassess universe to Walkenize a few members from that site. I think Doug's brother Rob would make a fine alpha Walken. I was going to say Linkara but he would probably defeat me the same way he defeated The Entity. In fact I sent one of my fellow Walkens out there to pose as a horror reviewer.
If you don't own this one already...you should, I could always use my powers as a Walken to hypnotise you into ordering it. And you wouldn't even know it, I could even put a message in the dvd that would go directly to your human brain and mentally and physically change you into obedient Walkens to serve as minions.
I'm Chris and this has been another Monstermaster13 review...now if you excuse me, I have a whole list of heroes/heroines to Walkenize.
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