Things To Do In Denver Review
Things To Do In Denver Review
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Chris:
Hello humans, my name is Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to another episode of Walken reviews. Now as you know, Walken is a master when it comes to playing shady or villainous characters as he does it in a way that is beyond hypnotic.
This movie i’m reviewing is one of the following, released in 1995 - this is Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. Directed by Gary Fleder. So sit back and relax as I tell you all about this underrated classic.
It features an all star cast including Andy Garcia, Treat Williams, Steve Buscemi, Gabrielle Anwar, Fairuza Balk, Christopher Lloyd (yes, Doc Brown from Back To The Future) and of course Chris Walken in what I call his second most hypnotic performance yet.
I will not be talking about the plot because I am pretty sure that we’ve all seen it, but I am going to say that everything about this movie is flawless, including the acting. If you know Walken, you’d know that Walken’s special forte is gangster or other shady roles and this is a terrific example of that.
He can mesmerize you even when he’s playing a disabled character like The Man In The Plan, I mean look at him. That alluring and hypnotic way he delivers his lines are enough to put you into a trance.
Like me….gaze into my eerie blue eyes, humans….and obey everything I tell you. You like Walken reviews, don’t you? Of course you do. Want more Walken? Of course you do. You are all my good Walkens.
Anyway, this movie is amazing and definitely worth watching if you are a Walken fan, it is essential for any Walken marathon and I give this two Walkenized, slender, clawed thumbs up, 100 out of 100 and my highest recommendation.
Speaking of this movie, the writing is clever and spot on. All thanks to writer Scott Rosenberg, who also did the writing for Kangaroo Jack. Which also starred Walken. So...what else is in the future for this guy? *checks imdb* Hmmm...a movie with Russell Brand, eh? I’ve heard of that man. He’s a bit of a trouble-maker but he could be useful to me. *calls for the She-Hessian huntresses, who then fly on off over to Russell Brand’s mansion in Hollywood Hills*
So go and watch this movie if you haven’t already, i’m Chris the alpha Walken and this has been my review on Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead. Now...as for what’s going to happen to Russell..weell..
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(Scene: Russell Brand’s Hollywood Hills Mansion, night)
(We see British comedian Russell Brand sleeping in bed, when the She-Hessian Huntress hiss as they make their way towards the bed, seductively hissing as they stand by the front of the bed, Russell wakes up)
Russell Brand:
My god! What are you doing to the furniture?
She-Hessian #1:
*hisses as she comes up to Russell and seduces him*
She-Hessian #2:
*hisses as well*
Russell Brand:
What are you on about? What’s all this then? WHO are you people?
She-Hessian #3:
*hisses as she and the others lie down on the bed and seduce Russell, causing a bit of movement in the bed*
Russell Brand:
I...i’lll have you know that’s my knee you’re straddling!
She-Hessians:
*they begin to gyrate on top of him*
Russell Brand:
No! No, no, stop it at once. *reacts as the She-Hessians continue* Oh! Ah! No, no - this is wrong! This is wrong..do you hear me, wrong! This is…
She-Hessians:
*hiss as they fondle him*
Russell Brand:
*groans slightly* Oh...this...is wrong, this is...this is…WRONG ME! WRONG ME! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!
(Cut to 3 nights later where Russell Brand is now a Renfield to Chris the alpha Walken)
Chris:
Excellent.
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Chris:
Hello humans, my name is Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to another episode of Walken reviews. Now as you know, Walken is a master when it comes to playing shady or villainous characters as he does it in a way that is beyond hypnotic.
This movie i’m reviewing is one of the following, released in 1995 - this is Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. Directed by Gary Fleder. So sit back and relax as I tell you all about this underrated classic.
It features an all star cast including Andy Garcia, Treat Williams, Steve Buscemi, Gabrielle Anwar, Fairuza Balk, Christopher Lloyd (yes, Doc Brown from Back To The Future) and of course Chris Walken in what I call his second most hypnotic performance yet.
I will not be talking about the plot because I am pretty sure that we’ve all seen it, but I am going to say that everything about this movie is flawless, including the acting. If you know Walken, you’d know that Walken’s special forte is gangster or other shady roles and this is a terrific example of that.
He can mesmerize you even when he’s playing a disabled character like The Man In The Plan, I mean look at him. That alluring and hypnotic way he delivers his lines are enough to put you into a trance.
Like me….gaze into my eerie blue eyes, humans….and obey everything I tell you. You like Walken reviews, don’t you? Of course you do. Want more Walken? Of course you do. You are all my good Walkens.
Anyway, this movie is amazing and definitely worth watching if you are a Walken fan, it is essential for any Walken marathon and I give this two Walkenized, slender, clawed thumbs up, 100 out of 100 and my highest recommendation.
Speaking of this movie, the writing is clever and spot on. All thanks to writer Scott Rosenberg, who also did the writing for Kangaroo Jack. Which also starred Walken. So...what else is in the future for this guy? *checks imdb* Hmmm...a movie with Russell Brand, eh? I’ve heard of that man. He’s a bit of a trouble-maker but he could be useful to me. *calls for the She-Hessian huntresses, who then fly on off over to Russell Brand’s mansion in Hollywood Hills*
So go and watch this movie if you haven’t already, i’m Chris the alpha Walken and this has been my review on Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead. Now...as for what’s going to happen to Russell..weell..
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(Scene: Russell Brand’s Hollywood Hills Mansion, night)
(We see British comedian Russell Brand sleeping in bed, when the She-Hessian Huntress hiss as they make their way towards the bed, seductively hissing as they stand by the front of the bed, Russell wakes up)
Russell Brand:
My god! What are you doing to the furniture?
She-Hessian #1:
*hisses as she comes up to Russell and seduces him*
She-Hessian #2:
*hisses as well*
Russell Brand:
What are you on about? What’s all this then? WHO are you people?
She-Hessian #3:
*hisses as she and the others lie down on the bed and seduce Russell, causing a bit of movement in the bed*
Russell Brand:
I...i’lll have you know that’s my knee you’re straddling!
She-Hessians:
*they begin to gyrate on top of him*
Russell Brand:
No! No, no, stop it at once. *reacts as the She-Hessians continue* Oh! Ah! No, no - this is wrong! This is wrong..do you hear me, wrong! This is…
She-Hessians:
*hiss as they fondle him*
Russell Brand:
*groans slightly* Oh...this...is wrong, this is...this is…WRONG ME! WRONG ME! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!
(Cut to 3 nights later where Russell Brand is now a Renfield to Chris the alpha Walken)
Chris:
Excellent.
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