Jersey Boys Review

Chris:
Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon Hallo-Walken countdown,  i’m your host Chris the alpha Walken and tonight you humans are all in for a treat.    Do you know what a Walken loves to do the most?   Sing and dance.   Walkens and She-Hessians are naturally gifted dancers.     So,  I think it’s time I reviewed the latest Walken exploit -  Jersey Boys,  and it’s about time I got to reviewing it.

It took me a while to go and see this movie,   because it took me almost a week to take the time to go to the cinema and watch it,  it was never on at a suitable time and I ended up missing out but finally I have seen it and I will review it.

Released in June of this year,   I - Chris the alpha Walken present...Jersey Boys.  Based on the musical of the same name,   this movie is based on the meteoric rise to fame of the popular oldies group the Four Seasons.

The cast from the stage show all reprise their roles here and they all do wonderful,  the songs are memorable and catchy as hell and the humor is also superb,   I like how they break the fourth wall just like in a John Landis movie.    And yes,  Joe Pesci is in this movie -  no not the actual Joe Pesci,  but Joey Russo plays him.   Yes,  THAT Joe Pesci.  

You know the one from Goodfellas which is what those funny pigeons in Animaniacs were a parody of?  Yep, the same Joe Pesci who was Mr Big in Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker and Harry the crook in Home Alone 1 and 2.

Of course -  you all came here to see the ‘Walken’.   And you shall not be disappointed.  For the Walken appears as Angelo ‘Gyp’  Decarlo,  the mob boss who serves as a wise godfather figure to the band and helps them on their quest for fame.    And yes,   the Walken dances -  but it’s at the end.   But seeing the Walken dance is a treat anyway so you’ll just love seeing him do it anyway.

And by the way...in case you are wondering what I think of Walken in his Captain Hook costume from the upcoming Peter Pan Live….I approve.   He certainly does look very good as Hook and I have to say this variation of the captain may in fact top the Disney version,  Dustin Hoffman,  Tim Curry in Peter Pan And The Pirates,   and even Once Upon A Time.  So I am psyched.

This movie was fantastic and I loved everything about it,  it’s a feel good movie and a damn fine one at that.    Also,  I envy the costume designers who design costumes for Christopher Walken in his movies.   Because Walken looks beautiful no matter what he’s wearing.

Watching this movie was exactly what I needed to get rid of my pesky mental blocks,  and now I feel so happy and Walkeny once again.  I can’t wait to start making more Walkens and She-Hessians and to teach them how to roar,  growl,  sing,  dance,  act,  and be ever so Walkeny...rrr….*he growls in happiness*.  

I have a feeling that the Hallo-Walken festivities will simply be wonderful,   in fact i’m inviting all of my human friends to join me -  so that they too can be Walkeny too.   Turning people into Walkens ALWAYS gives me those nice happy,  soothing,  blissful feelings.     I’ve made it my mission to spread my Walkeny joy with the entire human world and I have been doing it oh so well and making my master Jon oh so proud.

If my master Jon aka Legrandzilla is reading this,   I have to say...thank you,  thank you for giving me the gift of Walkenity and making me forever a beautiful and hypnotic Walken -  for you have made me very happy.    I’ve always dreamed of being Walken and now...I am him, I am so happy to be Walkeny -  I like it so much more than being human...because Walken is wonderful and like him...I too am wonderful.

So come,  my loyal human subjects.   Let’s all celebrate!  I recommend seeing the Jersey Boys and I give it two Walkenized thumbs up,  a ten out of ten on the cowbell scale and a high recommendation.   It’s ever so much fun.

I’m Chris the alpha Walken and this has been my review of Jersey Boys,  but I am not done yet -  stay tuned,   the Walken-A-Thon will continue with more Walkeny goodness and there is more to come.    Now if you excuse me,  I think I feel a dance number coming on.  *Weapon Of Choice by Fatboy Slim plays as he gets up and dances,  mimicking the moves from the Fatboy Slim video*

*clips of Walken dancing are played as well as the music video for Weapon Of Choice as Chris the alpha Walken is seen dancing along to the music,   as if interacting with the real CW on screen,   giving the illusion of two Christopher Walkens dancing together in the video