The Prophecy review
Chris:
Greetings once again humans, Walkens and fellow creatures of the night. I am Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to the Hallo-Walken installment of the Walken-A-Thon, and you're in for a treat.
I know I already covered The Prophecy trilogy before but I am going to review it again because it's just that good. There is no doubt about it that the 90's was the era of the Walken we know and love, the Hypnotic and Quasi-Vampiric Walken. It started with a little movie called The Comfort Of Strangers in which Walken played a truly creepy demented and vampiric role.
Little did we know that in 1995, a little vampire movie called The Addiction came out and Walken played a vampire in it. He will also be playing a bloodsucker in the movie Fangs Of War, I hear he might be playing Dracula. Ooooh. It looks like Bela Lugosi, Max Schreck, Frank Langella, Christopher Lee and Gary Oldman have some competition coming their way!
Walken later found himself sporting sharpened teeth to play the badass Hessian Horseman in Tim Burton's masterpiece Sleepy Hollow. He just has a natural gift when it comes to playing bloodthirsty or hypnotic quasi-vampiric types.
As I mentioned, this movie is part of a trilogy - and I say trilogy because Walken was not in the prequels that came out after the main three. Walken plays what I think is his best role yet next to the Hessian Horseman, Max Shreck, Max Zorrin, Feng from Balls Of Fury, Morty, Wilbur Turnblad, Bobby Kahn, Johnny Smith, Calvin Webber and Frank White.
That role of course is Archangel Gabriel. A particular dark and badass archangel who is angry at the Almighty One for favoring humans or 'talking monkeys' over angels and is looking to lead the war against Heaven.
Can't say that I blame him really, as a Walken - I find humans to be such bizarre creatures - like for example they tend to be very hypocritical. I am not allowed to kill a single one of them when i'm in my Hessian state but those humans get away with killing other humans and also animals? That is just sickening. At least I only kill to feed and keep my bloodlust at bay. It's a natural thing, I mean I do have Hessian blood in me. Humans fear Walkens, that isn't right, humans should love Walkens.
I have already gone over the plot of this movie and its sequels but I am going to tell you of a scene that really affected me. The scene where Thomas is in the church and he sees Gabriel, the shot of Gabriel's eye is just soooo...hypnotic. The first time I saw it, I couldn't help but fall into a blissful trance-like state.
It's so hypnotic in fact that on one dvd site I saw there was a review with screencaptures and one was of Gabriel's eyes - the caption said "Stare for more than a minute and you turn into Walken at 55:07". That sounds delightful. I want to test that on all the humans that come by my lair.
I say it certainly worked on me. I look and feel so Walkeny, as a good Walken should, after all being a Walken is so wonderful. I wish everyone could be as Walkeny as me.
You can never have enough Walkens, that's what I say. That's why I convert them into Walkens using hypnosis...to also build my army. Wouldn't being a Walken just be so wonderful? Imagine being hypnotized, bitten or scratched by a Walken/She-Hessian and giving in as all those wonderful Walkeny feelings take over.
All of those Walkens, Hessians and She-Hessians growling as they pine for the love and attention of their beloved master. Doesn't that sound like pure Walkeny bliss? I think so too.
I loved all three of the Prophecy movies because I feel these were the best examples of both Bloodthirsty Walken and Hypnotic and Quasi-Vampiric Walken ever. I love Walken in this movie. I give The Prophecy trilogy especially parts 1 and 2 two Walkenized thumbs up.
If give it a ten out of ten rating and a high reccomendation, check it out if you haven't already, even if you're not a Walken fan - you'll be changing your mind after seeing this movie. I am Chris the alpha Walken and if you think i'm done here, you're wrong - because the Walken-A-Thon still goes on.
Greetings once again humans, Walkens and fellow creatures of the night. I am Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to the Hallo-Walken installment of the Walken-A-Thon, and you're in for a treat.
I know I already covered The Prophecy trilogy before but I am going to review it again because it's just that good. There is no doubt about it that the 90's was the era of the Walken we know and love, the Hypnotic and Quasi-Vampiric Walken. It started with a little movie called The Comfort Of Strangers in which Walken played a truly creepy demented and vampiric role.
Little did we know that in 1995, a little vampire movie called The Addiction came out and Walken played a vampire in it. He will also be playing a bloodsucker in the movie Fangs Of War, I hear he might be playing Dracula. Ooooh. It looks like Bela Lugosi, Max Schreck, Frank Langella, Christopher Lee and Gary Oldman have some competition coming their way!
Walken later found himself sporting sharpened teeth to play the badass Hessian Horseman in Tim Burton's masterpiece Sleepy Hollow. He just has a natural gift when it comes to playing bloodthirsty or hypnotic quasi-vampiric types.
As I mentioned, this movie is part of a trilogy - and I say trilogy because Walken was not in the prequels that came out after the main three. Walken plays what I think is his best role yet next to the Hessian Horseman, Max Shreck, Max Zorrin, Feng from Balls Of Fury, Morty, Wilbur Turnblad, Bobby Kahn, Johnny Smith, Calvin Webber and Frank White.
That role of course is Archangel Gabriel. A particular dark and badass archangel who is angry at the Almighty One for favoring humans or 'talking monkeys' over angels and is looking to lead the war against Heaven.
Can't say that I blame him really, as a Walken - I find humans to be such bizarre creatures - like for example they tend to be very hypocritical. I am not allowed to kill a single one of them when i'm in my Hessian state but those humans get away with killing other humans and also animals? That is just sickening. At least I only kill to feed and keep my bloodlust at bay. It's a natural thing, I mean I do have Hessian blood in me. Humans fear Walkens, that isn't right, humans should love Walkens.
I have already gone over the plot of this movie and its sequels but I am going to tell you of a scene that really affected me. The scene where Thomas is in the church and he sees Gabriel, the shot of Gabriel's eye is just soooo...hypnotic. The first time I saw it, I couldn't help but fall into a blissful trance-like state.
It's so hypnotic in fact that on one dvd site I saw there was a review with screencaptures and one was of Gabriel's eyes - the caption said "Stare for more than a minute and you turn into Walken at 55:07". That sounds delightful. I want to test that on all the humans that come by my lair.
I say it certainly worked on me. I look and feel so Walkeny, as a good Walken should, after all being a Walken is so wonderful. I wish everyone could be as Walkeny as me.
You can never have enough Walkens, that's what I say. That's why I convert them into Walkens using hypnosis...to also build my army. Wouldn't being a Walken just be so wonderful? Imagine being hypnotized, bitten or scratched by a Walken/She-Hessian and giving in as all those wonderful Walkeny feelings take over.
All of those Walkens, Hessians and She-Hessians growling as they pine for the love and attention of their beloved master. Doesn't that sound like pure Walkeny bliss? I think so too.
I loved all three of the Prophecy movies because I feel these were the best examples of both Bloodthirsty Walken and Hypnotic and Quasi-Vampiric Walken ever. I love Walken in this movie. I give The Prophecy trilogy especially parts 1 and 2 two Walkenized thumbs up.
If give it a ten out of ten rating and a high reccomendation, check it out if you haven't already, even if you're not a Walken fan - you'll be changing your mind after seeing this movie. I am Chris the alpha Walken and if you think i'm done here, you're wrong - because the Walken-A-Thon still goes on.
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