Why It Sucks to be in Ciel

  • You wake up and you are generic furry OC number 494,  you wake up in a strange world that isn't your own, there's no explanation, no backstory, and you don't  even have a personality apart from whatever the creator of that character has as their own one. You are lost confused and trapped in a world of creatures that could force you into bad situations. (Werebelushi: And you will see some very fucked up things here, just be glad this is the SFW version although nothing this bird does to you is SFW in the slightest. Safe for work my ass, she just wants to claim you).
  • Lots of creatures in the universe you are in could either capture you, enslave you, transform you or all of the above and the worse is Ciel, now you have heard of black birds in particular being symbols of a bad omen, Ciel is the ultimate bad omen because you don't know whether to trust her/befriend her or call the police, if the police even do exist in this universe that is - because all you know is that she commits massive crimes against humanities and you are likely to be her next target. (Werebelushi: From turning innocent female characters into pony slave-girls and make them dress like maids, to turning people into clones of herself, no matter what the outcome, it always sucks to be around this bird).
  • Any object that you pick up in this universe whether or not it is made by her or not, could have the potential of corrupting you and you are constantly left unable to sleep each and every night because of the evergrowing paranoia. (Werebelushi: Unless you specifically are one of those horny weirdos that totally likes the idea and would want it to happen to you, don't go picking up items in this universe)
  • And not only that but you are constantly at risk of losing your mind to the transformation due to how almost every ending results in MC but at least there's another Generic Furry YCH OC that will take your place and suffer the same fate in the next episode because a lot of weirdos pay Ciel's creator big bucks to be in these. (Piff: Yes, there are weirdos online that think this is sort of hot and pay Ciel's IRL creator a lot of money to do these because they want it to happen. However if that was me Ciel wouldn't be able to touch me without wishing she wasn't alive)
  • Hero suits…a cool idea, right? Not when Ciel does it, she makes it that troublemakers are brainwashed into being heroes. (Werebelushi: Before you go accusing me of kink-shaming even though I have a friend who does celebrity TFs, let me point out that drones and drone transformations are gross fetishizations of robot transformations)
  • You try not to let your paranoia get the best of ultimately, because it's a transformation related installment and you're the Victim of the Week, it's your turn to get unfortunately transformed against your own will. You find yourself unable to keep your mind off it as that weird pony themed lunchbox that had no lunch in it at all somehow speaks to you. 'Pick me up, I won't ruin your image in anyway', it says, you don't know how or why a lunchbox can talk, and you obviously don't know how you even ended up in this world to begin with, all you remember is your name being called up and a strange sound. (Werebelushi: For pete's sake, do not pick up the cursed lunchbox, put that thing back where it came from or so help me.)
  • Upon opening the lunchbox not only do you find there's no food or drinks in there but also strange glowing neon red ooze dripping from inside it, you try to clean the ooze up but the ooze clings to you and painfully transforms you, you groan and groan as the same voice from the lunchbox keeps mocking you and taunting you telling you to give in and accept your fate as you are transformed into what appears to be a slightly sexually charged depiction of an anthropomorphic horse, before you can cry out for help your mouth is sealed shut by the goo (because they have to rip off the Matrix somehow) before you finally are able to move and speak again. You look at yourself, you look like an anthropomorphic horse-girl going through a scene/goth wannabe phase and if you were male previously, you don't seem to have privates any more and that's when you'd freak out. 'You turned me into a freaking chick?' You scream out. (Werebelushi: See, I told you it would be bad but because the majority of these protagonists are idiots and you're no exception, you likely did not know it was going to happen anyway. I told you so)
  • She has it in for dogs and horses. (Werebelushi: Unless your name is Puro, she will cause hell to happen to you if you are a canine) (Oatsie: Yeah if you're a horse, expect to be treated like a walking sex joke)
  • But if you're female, hey…you just got free breast enhacement, too bad the only clothes you seem to be wearing is a pair of black and gold lingerie with hoof prints on it and you hate that outfit, you wish whoever made you get transformed could have picked better clothes for you to wear. (Oatsie: I'll say, like ick…who dressed you, the same people that worked on those porn parody movies?)
  • You are lucky though it wasn't a Furaffinitia exclusive piece or you likely would have gotten banned to death by Ciel herself as a male animal (because if there's one thing you know, it's that the bird is a bad influence and/sexually pent up), turned into a roboto anthro poke-bimbo who talks like an outdated valley girl stereotype, or worse…be turned into a living pony inflatable with a massive pony part in between your legs. At least you're not a transfur or one of the poor victims of those hero suits you hear about that brainwash criminals into being good. Or a rubber clone of a female character with suspicous male parts. (Werebelushi: Yes, you are very lucky you're not some Poke-bimbo wannabe who talks like an 90s vallery-girl stereotype or Judy Hopps with a visible bulge between her legs or that you didn't even get fucked by Ciel as an animal).
  • You're pissed off that you have been turned into this form but because some weirdo paid the creator of this piece a large sum of money to cater to their specific kink which some may think of being SFW when it's actually not, I mean look at you, that outfit isn't covering you that well at all and you don't even know how you can keep your posture with those massive melons on your chest, you see a black feather near the lunchbox and the last thing you ever mutter is…'That damn bird', and oh well, at least next time someone else will get to be the victim and you'll get to be back to yourself again. (Werebelushi: If that was me i'd say some words that would not be repeatable and wish death on her, this is not attacking her IRL, this is attacking the fictional character, get it right)

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