Squishology of Terror

Corey and Oats in

Squishology of Terror

The lovable duo known as Corey and Oats were known for their adventures together and they had many squishmallow friends including a group of halloween micro-mallows that lived in a mini halloween village, one day they had all gathered together in the lounge for a special activity together with the halloween squishmallows.

The gang of halloween squishmallows handed out snacks as they all gathered together, everyone sat down as Anglo the anglerfish squishmallow gave a warning: ‘The following set of halloween squishmallow stories is a bit scary but it’s totally okay if you can handle this sort of thing, as it’s suitable for all species, so enjoy it.’

‘Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Squisholoy of Terror.’ Vlad the vampire squishmallow announced as an opening sequence featured a group of squishmallows including Cam the Cat entering a haunted house as a squishmallow monster beckoned them to a library as he introduced the stories in a funny manner.

The first story was titled Squishaway Camp and it was a Squishmallow themed parody of Sleepaway Camp with Oats the horse playing Angela Baker and it had a playful twist on the infamous twist ending by having it being Oats was cross-dressing and inviting squishmallows to his halloween tea party, which was followed by a second story.

The second story was an Exorcist spoof involving Tangie as Regan being possessed by a vengeful sea demon and Piff saving her by exorcizing her, followed by a story about Nick the werewolf trying to deal with a fanbase that was try to romanticize his kind because they had seen some fandom communities do ‘were-character’ art pieces and him complaining about it only to be called out by a monster who liked painful transformations and the two of them got in a battle, Piff popped up in the middle of the battle along with a warning message: ‘Warning, this battle is a justified revenge against an unlikable character who deserved it - scene, this scene has been censored to not offend any people in the freakendope community, but you can see the uncensored versions and on Shudder, Prawnhub, and on The Piff Channel’s After Hours block - but you have to pay for the first two and the Piff Channel comes absolutely free.’

The joke was that the uncensored version featured wholesome images of Piff making sushi and playing in a bath with Tangie while the ‘Tiptoe Through the Tulips’ song that was heard in Spongebob’s very first episode played, and in the censored version it featured Nick the werewolf and the Monster Squishmallow playing tag instead of fighting followed by wholesome videos of Piff dancing on the beach.

Which was followed by a homage to Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring Mel but instead of slaying vampire squishmallows she befriended them and the head vampire squishmallow played by Vlad turned out to be a nice guy, they all had lunch together and cuddled up before they continued with the stories.

The very next story was a homage to Fritz Lang’s classic ‘M’ with Piff channeling Peter Lorre as Fins Beckert (a play-on words of Hans Beckert), followed by a tribute to Japanese horror movies in particular The Ring and also Asian monster lore in general by having the gang in the story as a group of detectives who solved paranormal cases in Japan.

Which was followed by a homage to Beetlejuice where Alcina and Corey Covid summoned Piff as Betelgeuse to haunt a family of unwanted squishmallows, a story from Oats about a house maid who went mad after being subjected to abuse from her employer and killed all the loved ones of her employer with cleaning utensils.

Following that up there was a Rocky Horror Picture Show tribute segment featuring Oats as Dr Frank N Furter, Mel as The Criminologist, Wednesday the Coffin Squishmallow as Columbia, Riko the Rock Star Rizmo as Rocky, Aivyan as Eddie, Aiyido the Beholder as Dr Scott, Piff as Riff Raff, Tangie as Magenta, Corey as Brad, and Alcina as Janet. But like the movie it had a much nicer scene as it didn’t have the floor show show but instead had a squishmallow halloween dance at the end with treats and ice cream.

That was followed by afternoon tea and another retelling, this time it was the Nightmare Before Christmas told with Squishmallow versions of the characters, and this was followed by an Amityville spoof in which the gang dealt with the spirit of an entity known as the ‘Embodiment of Bad Fic Productions’, which was a spirit who tried to do bad out of universe fanfics about existing horror properties only to be stopped by Mel.

The last two stories were a parody of Creature From The Black Lagoon with a sea-monster squishmallow in the title role which ended with the sea-monster falling in love with a female fish squishmallow and homages to The Substance and the works of Jordan Peele, with the wraparound segment being the squishmallows laughing as the monster squishmallow finished telling the stories only to be surprised by the arrival of the Hocus Pocus squishmallows who broke out into ‘I’ll Put A Spell On You’.

They all had dinner as Piff clapped…’Those were all amazing stories and I love how each of the had an interesting take on the source material.’ ‘Did you like the nod to Bad Fic Productions in the Amityville one?’ ‘Yes, I did.’ ‘I like the Rocky Horror and Sleepaway Camp ones.’ Oatsie added.

This was followed by Mel emailing Jill about their adventure as Piff and Tangie went fishing and playing games as they all had a karaoke and game session, an hour later Piff wrote his own spooky underwater song about deep sea fish and the halloween squishmallows even wrote their own halloween dance hit that they all performed.

An hour later they all relaxed before getting ready for bed as Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his pink nightgown and they all brushed their teeth, which was followed by Piff initiating a special halloween themed version of the closedown sequence - featuring the animated pufferfish having a spooky slumber party with some halloween squishmallows as the daytime background shifted into a night time one as the pufferfish’s clothes morphed into pajamas, he yawned and brushed his teeth as he floated into bed and the goodnight message appeared on screen.

Piff floated into bed and kissed Tangie as he gave the goodnight speech which was: ‘Today we all had a spooky storytime session with our pals. And we even got to be in the stories as well, and we had all sorts of spooky halloween fun. So now we are going to the land of dreams, goodnight to all of you.’

Anglo turned off the light as they all had sweet dreams including Piff who dreamed of a halloween themed aquarium attraction and that he and all the friends had been invited to it, and thus their adventure had ended but more are coming, so stay tuned.