Getting Super Silly With Piff

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Getting Super Silly With Piff

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Everyone’s favorite duo simply known as Corey and Oats were known for going on many adventures together with Mel and all their friends including Piff the pufferfish who had become famous for being a Youtube star and he had blown up in popularity just for being himself and everyone loved him for it.  Recently he had helped Riko the Rizmo find his voice and now he was excitedly getting ready for the halloween season with a new series of videos.

His videos had gained him quite a huge amount of popularity and since his last video adventure he was all ready for another one, after morning tea he and the gang all got ready for a brand new adventure, he used a magical item from the bedbox to make his very own special show as the introduction to his show took place…’Ladies and gentlemen, and fish of all ages and species, it is time to get ready for the funniest fish show on earth, it’s time for the Piff Show and now it’s time to get ready to clap your fins together for your fabulously finned host, Piff the pufferfish.’

Piff raced onto the stage and did a dance as he introduced himself to the audience..’Hello everyone I am Piff and welcome to the show’, the crowd cheered as he introduced the acts, starting with a trio of beluga whales who joined in with Wailleo and did a three tenors tribute,  followed by a comedy act and interviews with talent fish followed by a special infomercial parody.

‘Oh no I did not sign up for this.’  ‘Has this ever happened to you? You signed up for a transformation or TG related episode appearance in another person’s work only to be treated like you’re lesser than the self insert main character and their stupid bunch of friends?’  ‘Oh yes I am definitely feeling that.’  ‘Well then, you likely have been forced against your own will to star in a production made by Bad Fic Productions. This company loves to rip you off,  they promised a K-Pop Demon Hunters themed halloween episode only to give you a mish-mash of different pop culture IPs,  forced celebrity cameos and original characters who hog the screen.’

‘What can I do?’  ‘Well then, you need Piff’s Fic Fixinizer.’  ‘The Fic Fixinzer?’ ‘Yes, this handy app can fix your bad episodes and improve them. Now I hear you like K Pop Demon Hunters, yes?’  ‘Yes I do.’  ‘Who is your favorite?’ ‘Lucy.’ ‘I can turn you into Lucy.’  Piff used some magic in the commercial to transform him, making his skin slowly soften and smoothen as his chest slimmed and his torso followed suit, his clothing slowly morphing into those of the character’s own as his hands shrank and his fingernails lengthened, he developed a pair of breasts on his chest and his stomach lost weight and his hips flared out.

In addition to this the man’s privates retracted as his legs altered and his feet shrunk, his back arched while his shoulders folded inward as his neck lengthened, his hair turning from brown to black and taking on a hair-style similar to Lucy’s as his features morphed into hers, and he even developed her voice.  ‘Wow, what a pleasant and amazing transformation.’  ‘Of course it is.’

“It didn’t hurt a bit.”

‘Luckily folks, unlike when Bad Fic Productions does a transformation episode, this is not a bad forcibly painful transformation with implied elements of MC, this is wholesome and nice.  The Fic Fixinizer works its magic on a fic of your choice and improves it, erasing problematic elements and making it better.  Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray were forced to be in one of these but they played along and they were able to endorse our product, isn’t that right Dan?’

Dan Aykroyd responded in the infomercial with…’Yes, that is definitely right. Before I heard of this invention, I was forced into appearing in a bad production made by a company known as Bad Fic Productions featuring a group of abominations known as bad adventurers and their leader who took up most of the spotlight and they all forced us to be in it even though we did not want to be involved. Heck, we barely knew anything about k-Pop Demon Hunters or any other demon based  production but we were forced to be it in anyway, not anymore, with Piff’s invention, you can say goodbye to bad crossover fics and bad attempts at transformation stories where the non important stuff that meanders for too long makes you wish the author or producer would have left that on the cutting room floor, and hello to better fics made with love by a pufferfish who knows how to deliver.’

‘Don’t delay now, pick up your phone and ask for the Fic Fixinizer.’  This was followed by a musical number and a series of other skits,  followed by a cooking video where he made seaweed sandwiches for everyone to eat for lunch and he then did his own funny music video where he was at a beach dancing with a group of fish-girls and holding a beatbox and even dancing with multiple clones of himself.

Which was followed by him making his own sound effects and even making his own rap song which was titled ‘The Pufferfish Rap’ which was all about how glad he was to be who he was,  the video showed him with all his pals including the Adamantiums, he even floated up to Adam Hughes and hugged him,  this was followed by a brand new episode of Super Puffer where Piff as ‘Super Puffer’ defeated the Alanastiums, a magic making session where he made magic spells,  and so many skits and songs.

This was followed by some snacks and afternoon tea together before a dinner party edition of his cooking show where he made Japanese food for dinner and they all gathered together,  after dinner they relaxed  and played games as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure.  Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish before taking part in games and karaoke.

At the very end of it Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his princess night-gown as they all had an ASMR session together complete with Tangie’s favorite bathbomb guessing game and an imagination session as they all brushed their teeth and Piff initiated the closedown sequence.

This time the sequence was depicted as a music video of the animated pufferfish singing a rock ballad and flying through the sky as the daytime background morphed into a night-time background as he floated into a bedroom and yawned as the day clothes morphed into pajamas and he brushed his teeth as the goodnight message appeared on screen.

Piff floated into the bedroom and kissed Tangie before giving the goodnight speech which was: ‘This episode could not have been made possible without my fans who loved my fishy antics so much, without guys, The Piff Show would not be possible, so thank you all and goodnight.’

Anglo turned off the light as they all had sweet dreams about their adventure including Piff and thus their adventure had ended but more are coming up.