Piff Hijacks A Nicovidoko Universe Channel

 Corey and Oats in…

Piff Hijacks A Nicovidoko Universe Channel

NOTE: This is basically the ‘last of the daloliverse in general’ installment as in there is no more of this particular group of horrible villains, please note that the daloli-verse is not canon in the universe of my stories and the Drmusic2-1 saga never actually happened.

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The online universe is full of many of many different universes to explore including Furaffinitia, Deviantart City,  Twitterville,  just to name a few but one universe that was never included in any Corey and Oats episodes/adventures was the Daloliverse, mainly because it was a twisted parody universe that parodied trolling and portrayed it as being akin to a cult and also because well Corey and Oats already dealt with them and had no reason to go back to that universe.

But one day Mel was having trouble with one particular thing leftover from the non-canon installments featuring that universe, the fact that the video featuring Natalie, the supposed woman that everyone in that universe thought was ‘Mariana’ even though Mariana only appeared in an episode of the very first set of their adventures using Nathan’s old nickname ‘Drmusic2’ to try and gain views,  with a stolen video, luckily Piff knew how to help.

He had a special magical combination which he entered on the keyboard which opened up a shortcut portal, they had lunch before jumping through the portal and arriving in the underground video world known as Nicovidoko which was basically a discount version of Youtube City gone Japanese.  And as such most of the gang felt confused navigating except for Piff who guided them throughout the city,  going through all the areas and exploring the buildings.

Piff saw a building which was the main import video network building, he and all the gang members barged into the building using magic and he began to look through the selection of movies.  ‘Let’s see, which movie is the one featuring Natalie again?’ ‘I think it’s called Actress Who Plays Woman Who Doesn’t Exist Rants About A Villain From A Dead Universe’,     ‘Ah here it is.’  Piff picked out the movie and played it, he then heard Natalie calling for help.

He rescued Natalie and she confessed to him that she was the actress in the video and even that the Jay Leno inspired character Nathan once had was kidnapped with her and forced to make those videos.  ‘You mean the Daloli-verse videos were ones you were forced into being in?’  ‘Yeah I was a promising actress and then these cultists make me part of their movie and made me be their freak in all of them, that parody werebelushi parody, that bad Stallone and John Candy parody, all me. And did I get paid well? No I didn’t, only paid in ridicule and I am sorry Mel and Nathan had to be dragged through the mud because of something I was forced into.  And that I let these stupid people control me like that.’

Just then the producer of the video known as Ex2useM318 came bargaining in.  ‘How dare you ruin the movie I worked so hard to make, you must be butt-hurt.’  ‘Is this really how bad people in the online universe used to talk?’  ‘Yes Piff, it is. And it’s just as cringy as it was back before I was a main cast member.’  Mel added.  Mel explained the non-canon daloli-verse saga took place in 2011 and she joined the cast as in 2014.  Werebelushi in Shades was also there and he nodded in agreement. ‘These guys spoke the language of cringy outdated meme references. I remember them referencing both pedo bear and the BAAAW meme of the rabbit from that Incontinent Student Bodies comic,  the former is from 2004 and the latter is from 2003.  Seriously, 2000s memes in a saga from 2011-2012?  That’s just how lame they were.’   ‘Oh and what makes that even funnier regarding the latter that it’s from that comic you mentioned but we can’t show it because it’s got content that isn’t friendly for all audiences.’  ‘’Yeah and an anthro one at that.’  ‘And those guys were notoriously against autistics, disabled people, furries, bronies, or any fun fandoms in general.’  ‘’Not to mention they hated Nathan taste in movies and they picked on him for liking John Candy.’  ‘Someone who doesn’t like John Candy? That’s just hard to imagine.’

‘Allow me to get involved…hello Mr Excusey,  my name is Piff. I am a member of Mel’s gang, Mel is my owner and friend and I have brought her here with all my mates including Corey and Oats to conclude and finish one bit of unfinished business.’  ‘Are you some lame MSpaint made OC or something?’  Werebelushi rolled his eyes.  ‘Really?  You’re still going with the lame MSPaint referencing even though it’s just called Paint now and nobody uses it any more?  How pathetic.  It’s 2025 and you still act like you’re in 2011.’  ‘Nathan still uses Windows 95 or Windows 98.’  ‘Nope, he and Mel are currently using a Windows 11 HP laptop and her name is Hyacinth.  Name someone besides the retro gaming community and LGR that still uses old tech like that.’

Mel got mad at Excusey attacking her friends…’Leave my friends alone.’  ‘Is the koala-girl butthurt? Oh I wanna see you get mad, I wanna see you cry and bleed.’  ‘Really? A Destruktor reference?’  ‘What’s wrong with Destruktor?’  ‘That band is terrible and makes depressing screamo metal songs and screamo sucks.’  ‘Screamo doesn't suck’

Piff used some magic to alter the movie erasing evidence that Natalie was ever in it and replacing it with him and Tangie and he did the same to the others before using a spell to make everyone forget they had ever seen the ‘original’ movies and that his versions were the original movies,  he freed Natalie and the Jay Leno inspired OC,  he gave her to Werebelushi who promised her a career redemption, to which he pulled through, by hooking her up with the ‘almighty producers’,  he was able to get her a career redemption by having her get a show of her own and several movie roles in the main universe.

The Jay Leno inspired OC was taken to a special place he’d be appreciated more,  which was a special place for OCs that weren’t recurring characters anymore  get sent off to when their creators disown them and said OC found himself making new friends,  of course our pufferfish buddy was not done yet, when Excusey tried to get the supposed original versions back into existence he was greeted with videos of Piff doing funny things such as doing a kung fu pose and showing off his feet as he exclaimed ‘I am wearing undies under my kimono, undies, fundies!’  ‘What’s with the undies?’  ‘Lady fish go crazy when they see me make undies jokes.’

Which was followed by a clip of Piff depicted with a comically large rear singing ‘Too Sexy’ by Right Said Fred which caused female viewers in the building to go nuts for him,  followed by a clip of Ex2cuseM3 admitting that he set up the whole thing and that he was the one who did it which resulted in him getting arrested and grounded and when he was grounded, he was taken to a special prison dimension where he had to make an apology video and post on Youtube which he did and he was forced to eat lumpy potatoes for every meal.

Piff used an exit portal spell to transport himself and all the friends himself back to their home in Nile Road, just in time for afternoon tea and some snacks which was then followed by dinner and after dinner they all played games as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure.  ‘Glad that adventure had come to an end.’  ‘Yeah, now they only know of how funny I am.’  ‘Oh Piffy.’

This was followed by Piff and Tangie going fishing and catching a lot of fish before they all had a karaoke session and played more games, and when their fun session was over Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his pink nightgown as they all got ready for bed and brushed their teeth, Piff initiated the closedown sequence,  this time featuring the animated pufferfish posting a video of his soothing bedtime routine and filming himself running up the stairs as his clothing morphed into pajamas and the daytime background transitioned into a night time one as he floated into bed and yawned as the goodnight message appeared on screen.

Piff then used some magic to create a tidal wave that transported them all into the bedroom as Piff floated into bed and kissed Tangie before giving the goodnight speech which was: ‘Sometimes there is business that is unfinished and we need to fix that so we did, it’s not as easy as it looks but sometimes we have to do that and we did that today, and now everything is better because of it.  Now it is time for us to sleep, so goodnight everyone.’

Anglo turned off the light ss  everyone drifted off to sleep and had sweets including Piff, who dreamed of making his own special show dedicated to his favorite subjects, and thus their adventure had ended but more are coming up so stay tuned.

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Thank you for reading this, and now to inform you that this is the last ever daloli-verse themed adventure that is in the Corey and Oats series and it’s just a left-over,  there will never be any reboots, remakes, spin-offs or even sequels or even legacy sequels because this is it for that saga, any and all nods to the Drmusic2 era are done in past tense or in the past such as flashbacks, not in the current present series, bu nonetheless, thank you.