Corey and Oats in..
Rescuing Brandon Kong
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Corey and Oats went on many adventures together as a duo and as part of a team, they often went on numerous adventures including those in the online world, and one day they were all checking the news update report on Deviantart City when Piff found out that a Kong named Brandon had been captured and abused many years ago by Stinkus Corruptius, a villain who tried to force NSFW material into a clearly SFW online realm.
Which sparked an idea within the pufferfish’s brain, so he used some magic to conjure up a portal to the online universe realm selection base and they all jumped through it, and upon jumping through it they arrived in the online universe realm selection area and choose Deviantart City as they jumped through it, arriving in Deviantart City they all looked around and explored the area.
The first thing they did was follow the cries for help to pick up where they were coming from, they came across what appeared to be a Donkey Kong themed dance club and upon entering the club they saw what appeared to be several Kongs running in panic from a horde of overly failed monsters that weren’t family members. ‘What the heck. How did the Kong Club, the most wholesome DK themed dance club become such a stinky disgusting place?’ ‘It’s because of him.’ ‘Years ago, Stinkius had tried to take Brandon Kong and his siblings Diddy and Brainy away and make them into his slaves in scenarios that required an 18+ rating.’
‘Ah yes.’ Mel responded. ‘ You know of these creepy things?’ ‘Oh yes, years ago on my roleplay review show that only lasted a few seasons I reviewed the roleplay episodes of this villain and Roleplay Master. I questioned why Brainy and Brandon would hang out with such an obviously toxic influence because he kept forcing them both into such horrible situations.’ ‘How horrible?’ ‘Let’s see, there’s the NSFW Zootopia episode involving the rubber sheep drones that couldn’t stop mating and I nearly went insane from reviewing it. It was the same gross love-making scene over and over and even Brandon was getting sick of it. Roleplay Master was just a hypocrite, he very much acted like I was sucking the fun out of his episodes by making him out to be evil when that’s all he ever did, he tried to play himself as a likable loser but his true side always materialized when the monster turned up, he was a monster banger before monster banging was even created as a term.’
Piff spotted Brandon and Brainy Kong, both of them were trying to fight off a horde of rubber clones of the Beagle Boys from Ducktales that were trying to assimilate male humans into becoming just like them. ‘Ah yes, I remember these freaks.’ Mel spoke up. ‘The beagle wannabes?’ ‘Yes, basically there was this whole weird thing where they went after humans and tried to assimilate them into being like them, this guy’s episodes were certainly bizarre and I felt for Brandon and Brainy everytime he was forced into them.’
‘Can we help you two Kongs?’ Piff asked. ‘Certainly.’ Diddy Kong responded. ‘Likewise, come on, we’ve got some freaks to stop!’ Brandon added. The gang teamed up with Brandon and Diddy (the Kong, not the imprisoned disgraced rap artist) and faced up against all of Stinkicus’s failed monster creations including the clones of King K.Rool which they were able to defeat by weakening their rubber bodies and making them fight and argue with each-other before they exploded, the rejected clown-monsters which weren’t really clowns that were easily disposed off as Corey used a spell to send them to the nightmare dimension where they were grounded and forced to eat lumpy potatoes, the sheep drones which they were able to melt using fire based magic and used a reversion spell to return Judy Hopps (who had been corrupted by them) back to normal, the overly NSFW gorilla mutants which Piff used some censorship magic to banish them. ‘Sorry, but we cannot show this kind of content. Jill watches these adventures and has an aversion to NSFW content. The fact you kept doing this to two clearly innocent Kongs and forcing them into being your little slaves for NSFW purposes is disgusting and creepy and against the law. The laws of Deviantart City clearly forbid any NSFW material since it has been out-lawed, no banging, no clanging, no rubber toy play, no weirdly specific NSFW fixation scenarios, no pet play, no diapers, no forced sissyification, not even any drones or fetishization of robots. And especially no fetishization of younger characters. What you did was wrong.’
Piff returned the freakish gorilla-mutants to normal and helped Doctor Gorgo, a formerly evil weregorilla doctor stop the impersonator that had been created by Stinkicus. ‘Gas masks are to keep toxic gasses from going into your lungs, not for scenarios that are catered to making you feel tingly.’ Aiyido the beholder pointed out as he zapped all the gas-mask creatures. ‘And you really should know better than to have tried to make clowns a species years before a law that forbids any and all clown based material that is made to please yourself sensually. For shame.’
They had a lunch break for a bit before destroying what Stinkicus was using to spawn so many of these failed attempts at monsters, which was followed by Piff picking up a power up that gave him a super sonic scream and using it to send him flying towards a wall before he grabbed him and weakened him, causing his rubbery form to explode in a visceral manner and reveal his true self. ‘For all the crimes you have made against the laws of Deviantart City over the years you are grounded until you learn that not everyone likes the same things as you, you are to be detained of all of your powers and will have to eat lumpy potatoes for every meal. Now if you complain I will turn you into a motorcar.’
Which was followed by him using magic to transport Corrupticus into a prison-like dimension where he crashed into an empty cell and was locked up forever with a group of unlikable transformation episode characters including a troublesome edgy dragon-fox hybrid, Puro from Changed, Dragonsnow himself, and numerous of his own monsters - who had all been detained of their powers and were forbidden from crossing the universes or from altering the lore of existing universes, Piff smiled and turned to them…’Here you go, i’ll be more than happy to take you home’, he then helped Brandon and Brainy return home to their family. ‘We would have done a big battle with all those freaks but well some people were uppity about revenge scenes in previous episode so we censored all of them, you can view the extended uncensored scene with these on Patreon, Prawnhub, and Shudder. Of course you’re going to have to pay for the latter but it’s worth it. No actual Deviantart members who exist in real life were hurt in this clearly fictional episode, so if anyone feels offended by this, go suck a peanut.’ Piff added, before using some magic to open up an exit portal that transported them all the way back to Nile Road, when they arrived back at their home they all had a good time together.
They had afternoon tea and some snacks followed by some dinner together as Piff gathered them all together, they played games and had a fun session together before the fish couple went fishing and caught a lot of very cute fish before playing games together and having a karaoke session before emailing Jill about the adventure they all had.
Which was followed by a relaxation session with Piff and Tangie doing wholesome fish themed activities like making fish themed arts and crafts and Tangie’s favorite guessing game which involved sniffing bathbombs and guessing their scent, before Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his princess nightgown.
This was followed by everyone brushing their teeth as Piff initiated the closedown sequence, this time going into the world of Deviantart City and picking out a gallery to jump into called ‘relaxing Piff pictures’, the pufferfish’s clothes morphing into pajamas as the background switched to night time colors as he floated into bed and brushed his teeth, yawning as he jumped into bed and a goodnight message appeared on screen.
Piff floated into bed with Tangie and kissed her before giving a goodnight speech which was: ‘Sometimes we have to dig into the past to prevent bad things from happening in the future and that is what we did today, when we rescued our dear friends from an old foe. And we have managed to make Deviantart City a better place, and now it is time to make dream land a better place too, so goodnight.’
Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep including Piff as they all had sweet dreams of their adventures, and Piff even dreamed of having his own Deviantart City adventure that was wholesome and with the Kongs as his travel buddies, and thus their adventure ended but more are coming so stay tuned.
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