Werebelushi rants: Human interaction
We see a male Werebelushi standing outside an arcade, he looks and sounds like John Belushi)
Werebelushi:
Hello i'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome to Werebelushi rants. Now being a Reviewer in addition to being a werebelushi I have several reviewer friends like Linkara, Blockbuster Buster, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Critic, Lupa and Phelous.
But human interaction is quite difficult at times, especially if the reactions I get from most humans tends to be disgust or fear.
Most commonly there are certain people out there who like to be overly mean and insulting towards me and they make fun of me cause i'm you know...fat, or they make some lame insulting quip asking if i'm going to die of a drug overdose like my late namesake.
And also sometimes on occassion some people harrass and insult me just because i'm a reviewer and they think I should get out into the real world and get a life.
Ummmm...there's one problem with that! Given the many problems this world is going through...the real world these days just plain sucks!
I do this reviewer stuff to get away from it all NOT be nagged but how I should be getting a life.
And besides....if you're the one telling me this then you're the one who needs a life, pal!
I have a perfect happy life as a werebelushi, I don't need anyone giving me life tips. Sorry ol wise one but i'm not interested, you can take your lecture and shove it up your ass!
Being a werebelushi is great, I get super speed and strength, I get retractable quills that can be used as projectiles, I have heightened senses and i'm part John Belushi. What's not to love?
And I can't stand the rudeness of some humans, in particular the rudeness of some of my friends and roomates.
One night I get a little hungry so I go over to the kitchen and go and raid the fridge, i'm about to make off with the food i've nabbed from there when one of my roommates's friends shows up and starts complaining, this is what he says: "Hey man, stay away from that fridge...you can't raid that fridge."
So I ask why not and he says it's because it's his best friends fridge, and I say...so what? I don't care whose fridge it is but it's their fault it's open, they left it open so that any werebelushi could sneak in and raid it for food. Hey....I just so happened to be hungry and the fridge door just so 'happened' to be open! It's not my fault. You should have kept the damn fridge door closed.
My friends are the nicest bunch of humans you'll ever meet and I am ferociously loyal and protective of them. If anyone tries to do harm to any of them, I'll gladly leap into action and show them that it doesn't pay to mess with me or my human companions.
To those who say i'm selfish and only think of myself rather than others...i'd like to object by saying this. While I do tend to be a bit of a slob, i'm quite generous and caring towards the people I admire.
Especially towards my friends and family, if any of my friends get into a dangerous situation i'm always there to protect them.
When it's time for a good old battle or showdown, you can bet your sweet ass that i'll be the one to throw the first set of punches.
And ya know what? I fucking love being a werebelushi. Sure it's not easy explaining what you are to some humans but you can't deny that it's great.
When you're a werecreature in general there are lot of plus sides to it, you get to stay up because you're nocturnal, you get super strength and agility and heightened senses, you can easily make new friends, and plus family reunions are a blast.
I'm happy being a werebelushi and with the way things are, I DON'T need someone telling me on how to live my life. They should be trying to live their own lives and mind their buisness.
This has been That Werebelushi In The Shades, and now if you excuse me...i'm off to the fridge to grab some leftovers and then i'll go over and hang out with my friends and then beat the crap out of some enemy monsters.
Werebelushi:
Hello i'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome to Werebelushi rants. Now being a Reviewer in addition to being a werebelushi I have several reviewer friends like Linkara, Blockbuster Buster, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Critic, Lupa and Phelous.
But human interaction is quite difficult at times, especially if the reactions I get from most humans tends to be disgust or fear.
Most commonly there are certain people out there who like to be overly mean and insulting towards me and they make fun of me cause i'm you know...fat, or they make some lame insulting quip asking if i'm going to die of a drug overdose like my late namesake.
And also sometimes on occassion some people harrass and insult me just because i'm a reviewer and they think I should get out into the real world and get a life.
Ummmm...there's one problem with that! Given the many problems this world is going through...the real world these days just plain sucks!
I do this reviewer stuff to get away from it all NOT be nagged but how I should be getting a life.
And besides....if you're the one telling me this then you're the one who needs a life, pal!
I have a perfect happy life as a werebelushi, I don't need anyone giving me life tips. Sorry ol wise one but i'm not interested, you can take your lecture and shove it up your ass!
Being a werebelushi is great, I get super speed and strength, I get retractable quills that can be used as projectiles, I have heightened senses and i'm part John Belushi. What's not to love?
And I can't stand the rudeness of some humans, in particular the rudeness of some of my friends and roomates.
One night I get a little hungry so I go over to the kitchen and go and raid the fridge, i'm about to make off with the food i've nabbed from there when one of my roommates's friends shows up and starts complaining, this is what he says: "Hey man, stay away from that fridge...you can't raid that fridge."
So I ask why not and he says it's because it's his best friends fridge, and I say...so what? I don't care whose fridge it is but it's their fault it's open, they left it open so that any werebelushi could sneak in and raid it for food. Hey....I just so happened to be hungry and the fridge door just so 'happened' to be open! It's not my fault. You should have kept the damn fridge door closed.
My friends are the nicest bunch of humans you'll ever meet and I am ferociously loyal and protective of them. If anyone tries to do harm to any of them, I'll gladly leap into action and show them that it doesn't pay to mess with me or my human companions.
To those who say i'm selfish and only think of myself rather than others...i'd like to object by saying this. While I do tend to be a bit of a slob, i'm quite generous and caring towards the people I admire.
Especially towards my friends and family, if any of my friends get into a dangerous situation i'm always there to protect them.
When it's time for a good old battle or showdown, you can bet your sweet ass that i'll be the one to throw the first set of punches.
And ya know what? I fucking love being a werebelushi. Sure it's not easy explaining what you are to some humans but you can't deny that it's great.
When you're a werecreature in general there are lot of plus sides to it, you get to stay up because you're nocturnal, you get super strength and agility and heightened senses, you can easily make new friends, and plus family reunions are a blast.
I'm happy being a werebelushi and with the way things are, I DON'T need someone telling me on how to live my life. They should be trying to live their own lives and mind their buisness.
This has been That Werebelushi In The Shades, and now if you excuse me...i'm off to the fridge to grab some leftovers and then i'll go over and hang out with my friends and then beat the crap out of some enemy monsters.
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