Werebelushi rants: 2012
Werebelushi:
Hello and welcome to another edition of Werebelushi Rants, I'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and today's rant is about a topic that's been going around since forever.
You know what i'm really sick and tired of? This whole 2012 = End of the World bullcrap! I mean some humans are stupid enough to believe anything.
From what I understand what the Mayans predicted is that there will be floods, earthquakes, and the planets aligning.
In other words, some real wrath of Celestia stuff going on. And a lot of people are still going on about this.
In other words something along the lines of this:
Ray Stantz:
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr Egon Spengler:
Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes!
Winston Zeddemore:
The dead rising from the grave!
Peter Venkman:
Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!
I'd like to thank professional Ghostbusters Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, Egon Spengler, and Peter Venkman for that classic scene right there. Thanks guys...oh and tell Slimer I said hi!
Ray Stantz:
Will do, Werebelushi.
This end of the world crap is just ridiculous. Are humans really THAT afraid that this will actual happen?
Oh come on! It's NOT gonna happen people. Even if it DOES happen, it probably won't be this year.
I mean we've heard of all the previous attempts at trying to predict this, and guess what? We lived through all of those too.
And remember when Harold Camping predicted it last year or the year before? Guess what. He fucked up. That's right. He completely and utterly fucked up.
The world is NOT going to end, and do I need to give my reasons why? Because it's just too stupid to be believable, the whole thing in itself has become a joke.
The sooner everyone shuts up about it the better if you ask me. I'm tired of these false predictions and all these sites that claim that they know what's going to happen when this so called "end of days" happens like World's Last Chance.
I'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and now if you excuse me...i'm going to go and give some guys over at the psychic radio station a piece of my mind.
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