Werebelushi rants: Appearances

Werebelushi:

Hello once again it is me that Werebelushi In The Shades with another installment of Werebelushi Rants.

It seems that today's society is focussed on looks rather than personality or anything else.

Everywhere you turn you hear someone say something like this: "Does this make me look fat?" "Oh no..my hair is a mess." "Eeeew...that man is a total fatass" and so on.

And IT JUST SICKENS ME! Looks aren't everything people, are humans really this shallow and self absorbed?

Look....we're all different for a reason, if we all looked the same it would be fucking creepy and it would be like something out of the Twilight Zone.

I can picture it now...*hums the Twilight Zone theme*

Imagine a world where everyone looks exactly alike and think exactly alike, that's because they have been programmed to do so by an organization that's been trying to Perfectify everything and suceeding. They're all lifeless replicas of eachother with no free will.

Look....when it comes to looks i'm no looker either. I'm a werebelushi for pete's sake! I'm what would happen if John Belushi got fused with Chewbacca and to a lesser extent Animal from the Muppets!

I'm 5'8 and 220lbs of fat and fur with a bit of muscle, got me a nice big round warm stomach, got lots of fur to keep me warm AND cool and let's not forget those expressive eyes and crazy eyebrows.

But it shocks and appauls me that humans in today's society shun me and others like me for reasons regarding how we look.

Hey I know i'm fat, alright? I don't need you rubbing it in my face. I may not have much muscle on me at all but i've still got a bit of it. Hey...if you want the whole package just ask my friend the WereStallone. He's all muscle and fur but he's the most fearsome fighter besides Staten that is. He could pretty much snap your neck off if you're not careful.

Same with me. I've got sharp claws and quills. And the quills are retractable too. So I can retract/extract them whenever I want, and if something or someone comes along that pisses me off just hard enough - I might use them on that thing or that person.

And also...a little sidenote to all you humans in the audience, if I prick one of you with my quills - then you'll become a werebelushi like me. So don't come crying to me once you start growing fur and bulking up to my size.

Looks can only get you so far in life, and by obssessing over one's looks they are becoming vain, self-centered and shallow.

Forget your stupid plans for future plastic surgery operations, throw the makeup away, put away those stupid beauty magazines that are brainwashing you into believing that you should approve your looks in order to impress some random person you've never heard of and stop obsessing over how you look.

Looks aren't everything, you know and it's not how you should judge other people. I don't care if you have reasons for it...it still doesn't mean you should!

This has been That Werebelushi In The Shades with another rant, now if you excuse me i'm going to go and burn copies of every single beauty magazine to ever exist.