World of Monsters

I've been hearing that some people don't like my werebelushi rant segments, i'm not going to say their names but i'm just going to say this: I'm not using the journal thing for the rant since the Werebelushi is a character and part of a character piece, the rants are character pieces and I do them weekly. If you have a problem with this, then that's okay, that's your problem but don't go telling me to give up the character, I haven't featured him in that many stories as of recent anyway. You can say what you want but the werebelushi character IS apart of the Monster world series and he's not going to be left out or replaced, and besides if it wasn't for  Ben-The-Looney   and the Nostalgia Critic, I wouldn't have come up with this character. I understand that you don't 'get' the character, but you don't have to get it, you just have to enjoy them. The rants will still go on, the werebelushi is NOT leaving ...

------------------------------------------------------------ Scientist Nathan Forester was in his lab working on another experiment, this time it some kind of new monster or gadget that can be used - it was something different. He got inspired by an episode of the Beetlejuice animated series to come up with something just like the New U Colone that BJ came up with. Unfortunately in the past his inventions had a tendency to malfunction or go wrong in some way or another. But he was sure that this time it would be different, he was sure it was going to work with no backfiring whatsoever. That is why he invited his friends to help him with the experiment, most of which were reluctant to do it except for Damon who was hesitant. "So glad you gentlemen could join me." "Well Nate, we didn't want to but since you're our friend and all...it's the least we can do." "That's what I like to hear. " "So what is this new invention of your...

Werebelushi: Hello one and all, this is That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome to another rendition of Werebelushi Rants. I did two movie related rants in the past, one on sequels and one on movies of today in general but i'm here to rant on remakes and movies based on cartoons and video games. I already mentioned how Hollywood is running out of ideas and this is one of the many reasons why - remakes - so many damn remakes. For the past several decades there have been remakes of almost every old movie you can think of - except for ones like Blues Brothers, The Godfather and the likes. You want an example of a remake done right? Look no further than the 1986 remake of The Fly. And what about the Thing? The Nightmare On Elm Street remake on the other hand, oh boy....did that movie blow chunks. Not only was it a disgrace to the legacy of Freddy but it wasn't needed. The original Nightmare On Elm Street was perfect as it is, sure the sequels were kinda sil...

(We see a male Werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi sitting outside a movie theater) Werebelushi: Hello i'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome to another edition of Werebelushi Rants. One thing my friend the Weremightyena agrees with me on is that they're just too many sequels and spin-offs and this is what today's rant is about. Since I already mentioned how Hollywood is running out of ideas, but this time this is about sequels and spinoffs and franchises. It seems that with sequels they tend to get sillier and more ridiculous, with the Nightmare On Elm Street series being a good example of this. Actually a large number of horror sequels tend to get goofier rather than scarier, but at least some have the decency to end at a fourth or fifth installment. I Know What You Did Last Summer is what comes to mind for that. I have no problems with the first movie or the other ones that came out but I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. Why? Because one of...

Werebelushi: Hello once again, I'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome to another rendition of Werebelushi Rants. Tonight's rant is on the subject of television and the state it is in these days and I will be discussing the following subjects: Disney Channel, Nickeleodeon, Reality shows, and MTV. Remember when Disney Channel used to be AWESOME? And had shows like Gargoyles, Pepper Ann, Recess, Mighty Ducks, The Replacements, Ducktales, Dave the Barbarian, Lloyd in Space, Kim Possible, Lilo and Stitch the series, and even shows like So Weird? I sure as hell do. And Playhouse Disney's programming was fantastic as well especially with Bear In The Big Blue House, Rolie Polie Ollie, Sing Me A Story With Belle and PB and J Otter. Now it's nothing like that, it's all teen sitcoms and I agree with Benthelooney. But there is one golden spark of light over in this dank hole of a channel and it's Phineas and Ferb. Seriously what I...

We see a male Werebelushi standing outside an arcade, he looks and sounds like John Belushi) Werebelushi: Hello i'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome to Werebelushi rants. Now being a Reviewer in addition to being a werebelushi I have several reviewer friends like Linkara, Blockbuster Buster, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Critic, Lupa and Phelous. But human interaction is quite difficult at times, especially if the reactions I get from most humans tends to be disgust or fear. Most commonly there are certain people out there who like to be overly mean and insulting towards me and they make fun of me cause i'm you know...fat, or they make some lame insulting quip asking if i'm going to die of a drug overdose like my late namesake. And also sometimes on occassion some people harrass and insult me just because i'm a reviewer and they think I should get out into the real world and get a life. Ummmm...there's one problem with that! Given the many problems this world is...

(We see a male Werebelushi standing inside a bar, he looks and sounds like John Belushi and is dressed in a tuxedo) Werebelushi: Hi it's me again That Werebelushi In The Shades with another edition of Werebelushi rants. *sighs* You know what i'm sick and fucking tired of? People telling me that I should get laid. Seriously is sex all that humans think about these days? If it is then...then those are some one track minds. What's done in the bedroom should STAY in the bedroom and OUT of our faces. Even advertisements are doing it these days. And why? Because Sex sells that's why. It's good that you have a job and a real life and all...but really...do you have to keep going on and on about your sex life? Unlike you...I'm not one track-minded and know there's more to life than just sex you know. I know that's how kids are born and all that - but that's also the reason for overpopulation. Also...you know what else you get from sex especially the un...

Werebelushi: Hello once again it is me that Werebelushi In The Shades with another installment of Werebelushi Rants. It seems that today's society is focussed on looks rather than personality or anything else. Everywhere you turn you hear someone say something like this: "Does this make me look fat?" "Oh no..my hair is a mess." "Eeeew...that man is a total fatass" and so on. And IT JUST SICKENS ME! Looks aren't everything people, are humans really this shallow and self absorbed? Look....we're all different for a reason, if we all looked the same it would be fucking creepy and it would be like something out of the Twilight Zone. I can picture it now...*hums the Twilight Zone theme* Imagine a world where everyone looks exactly alike and think exactly alike, that's because they have been programmed to do so by an organization that's been trying to Perfectify everything and suceeding. They're all lifeless replicas of eachother with ...

Werebelushi: Hello i'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome to another edition of Werebelushi Rants. Tonight I will be covering the mess that has become the movie industry these days, including the following topics: Spoof movies, CGI, remakes, and the use of 3D. First of all i'd like to say that the spoof genre of comedy is dying thanks to a certain duo of film makers, Seltzer and Friedberg. How many of these idiotic attempts at 'spoofs' have they churned out so far? I admit the first few Scary Movies were funny, but then come along Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Vampires Suck, Meet the Spartans and recently announcements...The Biggest Movie Of All Time 3D! Geesh. What's next? Video Game Movie? Random Movie? Animated Movie? Puppet Movie? Oh wait...there was already a spoof movie involving puppets...Team America: World Police. These kind of movies overruse gross-out humor and references that seem outdated even by today's standards, not to...

Werebelushi: Hello and welcome to another edition of Werebelushi Rants, I'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and today's rant is about a topic that's been going around since forever. You know what i'm really sick and tired of? This whole 2012 = End of the World bullcrap! I mean some humans are stupid enough to believe anything. From what I understand what the Mayans predicted is that there will be floods, earthquakes, and the planets aligning. In other words, some real wrath of Celestia stuff going on. And a lot of people are still going on about this. In other words something along the lines of this: Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Dr Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes! Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave! Peter Venkman: Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria! I'd like to thank professional Ghostbusters Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, Egon Spengler, and Peter Venk...

Werebelushi: Hello it's me That Werebelushi In The Shades with another edition of Werebelushi Rants. Tonight's rant is on a certain group of humans that really irritate me. And the ones i'm refering to are soccermoms and other people who complain about what their children watch or play. Boy are these guys a bunch of whiny idiots. They don't want their kids getting hurt but they sign up for all these stupid clubs: Book clubs, science clubs, geography clubs, baseball club, math club, drama clubs and the like - but when the kids want to do something like go outside and play, they don't let them. Instead they're like this: "No no no, don't go out there, you'll hurt yourself and get a nasty scab" or some other bullshit. If there is a show or movie that the kids watch and it's not family friendly, then these guys will complain about it and to the creators of said show or movie. One example comes from a certain teacher I kn...

Werebelushi: Hi once again, it's me That Werebelushi In The Shades and it's time for another Werebelushi rant. It should come to no surprise that i'm now a fan of the tv show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. In fact i'm what humans call a 'brony'. I've recently watched numerous episodes of the show and have enjoyed each and everyone, my favorite pony is Big Mackintosh but as for non pony it has to be Discord because his personality reminds me of my own. Anyway...the bronies get a lot of hate specifically on the internet and also on local media like Fox News. Recently a human shock dj by the name of Howard Stern bashed them, saying that they are "Are really into in the sense that they turned on by the ponies.." First of all: Does he have any idea at all what he's talking about here? I mean when they talk about the bronies it's like they're insulting them. For the love of Celestia. Fox News compares bronies to baby men and this on...

A male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi is seen standing in an office building, looking through various papers) Werebelushi: Hello there again it's me That Werebelushi In The Shades and it's time for another rant. I have had many very special and loyal monster friends in the past but there's this one friend who deserves all the love he can get. He's an alien from another planet, he's blue and he's got a really big head and he has green eyes like me except his don't glow and his name is Megamind. He's also a celebrity thanks to the fact he got his own movie in 2010, which is beyond awesome. And he did an amazing job! Oh and his fish friend Minion often likes to hang out with me as well. Anyway, I've come across this fan community online that is a huge fan of the movie that he and Megs were in. They've been trying their hardest to make sure that Dreamworks does more involving him, but so far nothing's worked. I mean come on...

We see a male werebelushi standing outside a library of sorts, dressed in his best Blues Brothers attire and looking like John Belushi and sounding like him) Werebelushi: Hello and welcome to another rendition of Werebelushi rants, I'm That Werebelushi in the Shades and here is tonight's rant. Religion is just so fucked up these days, and in more ways than one. So many different religions, too damn hard to follow any of them. And if you're not any of those...you're an atheist! Now that's worse. Do you know how fucked up people like that are? Extremely. I don't care if you're Christian, Hindu, Jewish, an athiest, or whatever the hell religion you're part of - just keep your crap away from me. We don't need people like that shoving it in our faces! If humans all believe in this godly being that's 'all seeing and all knowing', then...perhaps they can explain this. If this godly being is so wise and all knowing? Why d...

A male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi is seen inside a pub of sorts on stage) Werebelushi: Hello once again it's me That Werebelushi In The Shades with another rant, today's rant is about society and 'the man'. Let me tell ya something folks, society can be harsh sometimes, and the example which I bring up is people with disabilities. Say if a person is mentally or physically disabled, society casts these people asside and either sends them to some group home facility or a mental hospital because they are viewed by others as unfit to society in general. I say that is pure belooshit! People with disabilities CAN fit in with the rest of society and contribute to it. Putting them in 'group homes' or 'hospitals' is the equilavalent to capturing/killing some wild animal and putting them in a zoo. And who's to blaim? It's the godamn man. That's who. The man is the one responsible for doing all of this. Those poor people wh...

Werebelushi: Hello and welcome again to Werebelushi rants, i'm That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome to another rant. A wise human once said that March comes out like a lion and goes out like a lamb. And that is very true to this day. Today's rant is mainly about holidays specifically Christmas among other things. You know..that holiday where we get presents from Saint Nick or 'Santa' as he's called. One thing I don't get though is this...if you're good you get gifts...if you're not..you get coal. But what the hell happens if you start off bad but become good...then what do you get? What happens if you've been both bad and good all year, huh? Do you get three wishes or something? Do you get the key to the city? What? What do you get? ALso if...Santa is supposedly watching you all year long doesn't that make him bad as well? If he himself is bad, how come he never gets punished? Another thing that bugs me about Christmas is the spec...

(A male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi is seen sitting at a newsdesk) Werebelushi: Hello ladies and gentlemen and monsters of all ages, i'm That Werebelushi in the Shades and it's time for what I like to call Werebelushi's Rants. Folks, being a werebelushi ain't easy. I get a lot of hate from human beings and sometimes from other monsters. Like this one instance in which it's happened to me. I'm at a monster convention with my friends, right and this joker who is somesort of a troll/orc hybrid comes up to me and complains... This is what he says: "How can you be a Wereversion of a human male celebrity who happens to be dead? A Human-human does NOT make sense!" What? A wereversion of a celebrity doesn't make sense to him? Well...it isn't, that's part of the fun of it. Oh for the love of Staten. Stop bitching already. It's not supposed to make sense, and i don't want to have to explain the jokes to you becaus...

Nathan: Hello i'm Nathan aka Monstermaster13 and I look at the really monstrous stuff that most people are too afraid to do. Tonight's lookback is going to be special for two very different reasons. 1. Because it's only month to halloween. And 2. This month is the anniversary of Glenn Shadix's death. To commemorate this we are going to look at one of the many projects Tim Burton has worked on over the years. Love him or hate him, Burton is brilliant in his own wonderful eccentric way and his movies show this. So without further adu, I present to you my lookback on the 1988 classic Beetlejuice (which is spelled Betelgeuse sometimes after the star) Our protagonists are a newly deceased couple named Adam and Barbara Maitland, played by a young Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis. While I normally find Alec Baldwin to be creepy especially seeing as in he got cast in bad guy type roles throughout the 90's and not to mention those Hulu adverts where he's an alien, ...