Trapped in A Dum Dum Movie

 The Alanastiums in…

Trapped in A Dum Dum Movie

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It is time for storytime with Bonzi and today I will be telling another funny dum dum story featuring Vyond’s favorite troublemakers,  the Alanastiums. The adventure began in the land of Vyond wherever everyone’s favorite teams of heroes - the Defenders and Adamantiums were at a comedy movie festival that was being shown at the theater and Corey and Oats and Piff were especially enjoying it.

Upon until the Alanastiums and Overprotective Parents Society began to complain during a showing of the Nutty Professor (1996).  ‘This is not like the Jerry Lewis original at all.’  ‘Yeah, this has racist portrayals of an African American man who gets fat shamed.’   Piff raised an eyebrow and began to question them…’First of all, it’s a movie, it’s a comedy,  the character is played by an African American actor and also it’s a story about inner beauty.  Sherman is not the butt of fat jokes throughout the movie, and the reason he changes himself is to impress Deniece.’

‘But this is offensive to people who are overweight.’  ‘No it isn’t,  just because you read an article that was a hot take saying that having a skinny actor wearing a fatsuit takes away roles from real overweight actors doesn’t mean it’s true. Do people who voice animals in cartoons for a living like Dee Bradley Baker or Frank Welker ever get complaints like that? No, they don’t.  Honestly, this is the Apu controversy all over again.’  ‘But the sequel to this movie has a person being involved in a mating scene with a giant hamster,  the hamster rapes him.’

‘Uhhhh no, not really.  It’s played for laughs,  and it’s because the hamster mistakes him for a female hamster.  And honestly you said the same thing about the dum dum movies,  you thought the implied pregnancy was that too.’  ‘Well it was.’  ‘Those are played for comedy.’   ‘Honestly how are you guys so dense?  It’s a movie, it’s not real.’ 

Anglo the anglerfish recalled the time  The Hyperconservative Christian Prick Squad complained about Silence of The Lambs and Texas Chainsaw Massacre being shown because they thought the directors ‘supported convicted criminals’ when Buffalo Bill and Leatherface were only based on actual serial killers and not actually supporting real serial killers, and this group also protested against Blazing Saddles because they thought the character of Bart was racially profiled just because he was African American and that it was treating him unfairly because it was depicting him as a slave, to which Piff responded.  ‘The whole point of the movie is that it parodies racism, it does not promote it in any way.  The villains are all portrayed as racists and they are caucasian, the lead character is African American and he proves he can be a sheriff in a town where almost everyone is Caucasian.’  

Of course Piff knew these guys could not be reasoned with so he decided to asked for help,  what he did was that he used a special combo number on his phone to arrange for a special kind of treatment for these two groups that would befitting of them and it just so happened that such an opportunity would be right around the corner.

There was an advertisement for a movie casting call for a production called ‘The Dum Dum Plague That Infected Vyond’ and knowing a good idea where he saw one,  he smiled as he dialed a number to call a mysterious production company that just had set up nearby.  An hour later a car arrived for them as the two troublemaker groups were driven off towards the studio.

Alan Huntington tried to open the doors of the car as he and the others tried to escape only for the driver of the car to turn around and reveal he was Aiyido the beholder…’Sorry guys, it looks like you’re on your way to stardom and no way of escaping.’

Both of the troublemaking groups cried and cried as they arrived at the studio upon being dropped off,  they entered the building as they regained their composure as the movie studio’s boss/lead director greeted them. ‘Ah my newest stars are here.’  ‘What do you mean by your newest stars?’  ‘You are going to be in my next movie along with Jenna Ortega.’  ‘Oh boy, this is going to be fun.’  ‘I bet we will make some sweet moola out of this.’ Wario responded.

A group of serious looking studio executives showed them to the studio where the boss/director read their credentials and shook his head as they started filming the scenes, and he found them all to be seriously lacking,  they were trying to come across as sympathetic and…’This won’t do at all. I am afraid I cannot have a bunch of unlikable heroes in this.’  ‘What do you mean?’  ‘Well you are lacking in the likability department and i’d hate to tell you guys this but these are the wrong roles for you.’

‘What do you mean, the wrong ones for us?’  ‘Oh…did I saw you were going to be the lead roles?  I meant you were going to play the monsters.’  ‘What?  But we signed up to play the leads.’   ‘Oh you poor delusional little troublemakers, allow me to reveal the twist to you.’  The studio boss/director removed his glasses and peeled off his disguise form like how a snake shreds his skin to reveal Bonzi.  ‘I’ve got you again, troublemakers.’   

‘How on earth did you do that?’   ‘These removable disguise avatar forms are made with special avatar generating technology.  They enable me and others to disguise ourselves as other people and no one knows it's really us underneath.’   He laughed as he gestured to one of the serious looking studio executives who activated a part on his tie, deactivating his ‘disguise’ and revealing he really was Corey the entire time.

This was followed by an elegant business-woman activating a button on her disguise, morphing her disguise into her normal appearance, that of Mel.  ‘Thanks to special advanced AI Disguise generation technology made by MorphFX  I was able to design a disguise of my choice and customize it to my liking,  creating a seamless disguise that is without a doubt flawless.’ 

Two more executives activated buttons on their clothing, morphing back into their regular forms, revealing they had actually been Oats the horse and Piff the pufferfish the entire time.  ‘Gotcha!’  Oats exclaimed. ‘Did you guys honestly think you were getting to be the leads in this little movie?’   ‘Oh you poor troublemakers,  how wrong you were for assuming this.’

‘You see,  the reason I said your credentials were all wrong is because you tried out for the role of the leads,  when in actuality, you’re all playing the monsters.’  ‘But we cannot do that.’  ‘But you can and to demonstrate I will take Jenna here.’  Bonzi took both of the troublemaking groups and Jenna Ortega to a special ‘get into character’ room, where they were presented with the real scripts for the movie.  ‘Here is the room in which you will be made to get into characters, where all your pleas will do you any good.’

He activated a screen of sorts which showed a selection of scenes from previous productions including the ‘Dum Dum Brat’ horror movie series, along with hypnotic images of food and a goofy smiling female dum dum mascot resembling Danielle who sang to them a lullaby.  Jenna found herself unable to stop reading the script, enthralled by the words she was reading, and as she read her lines she saw hair slowly growing on her arms which were swelling and broadening and her hands were growing, her fingers thickening as her fingernails lengthened a bit.

Heidi Katsie (the Hyperconservative Christian Prick Squad's leader) tried to escape and tried to sue Bonzi for writing a script with revenge elements in them and she tried to complain about Piff being on it but she could only look on in pure horror as she saw Jenna transforming, Jenna’s shirt was slowly tightening as her torso and chest fattened up, growing hair on them as the buttons popped off and her breasts expanded and began producing milk as she found herself skin maturing,  her shirt slowly ripped apart as her stomach swelled and gurgled, her hips swelled as her rear produced a slew of farts and fattened up,  she didn’t mind this of course, because she was doing what the script was displaying,  becoming the role she had signed up for.  She groaned as her feet burst through her shoes and developed webbed toes as she slowly grew from her normal height to 6’1 as her legs thickened and her back and shoulders broadened.  Her hair elongated and darkened a bit as her eyebrows thickened, she developed a double chin as her face plumped up and one of her eyes turned from brown to green and she gained Aykroydian features that were also still reminiscent of her own as her voice and personality altered, making her into a motherly female dum dum were-aykroyd who now saw the Alanastiums and the female members of the Prick Squad i.e Sally, Heidi, Veruka, and Ivana as her children and her sisters.

Both of the troublemaker groups could not stop looking at the screen as the Alanastiums all slowly swelled up and turned into fat dum dum were-aykroyds just like Jenna had done with Ms Keke, Constance Cauldron, and Jessica even becoming pregnant with a miniature dum dum baby growing inside their stomach, which of course horrified the three troublemaking women.  ‘Oh my god, are we getting pregnant?’ ‘Oh yes you all are going to moms.' Ms Keke gasped in horror as a dum dum were-aykroyd off-spring burst out of her stomach in a way that was a parody of the Chestbuster in Alien as she screamed and collapsed on the floor. 'Folks, we live in the age of Deviantart City and Bluesky City, if people get offended by this, it's just a movie, and as such there are far grosser things to go through on Prawnhub and Bluesky City. And besides, people know that this is a parody and as such, it is not to be taken seriously.'

The mothers in the Overprotective Parents Society also found themselves changing, they all found themselves changing into plus sized female were-aykroyd dum dums,  all becoming exactly like Jenna had become,  their need to cause trouble was replaced with a need to be with their new sister.  ‘And now you’re all perfect, welcome to the family.' 'Hey it's crass, it's gross, it has weight gain, milkies, farting, and expansion but nothing you haven't seen already. Besides, at least these girls are all going to be dressed moderately.' Bonzi used some magic to change their torn clothes into outfits that all resembled Jenna's, just with D.D as the initials on the front of the pockets and with food shaped emblems on them. 'Considering Dumius isn't here to actually make you all his little love slaves/thralls, you should all be lucky.'

Bonzi continued filming the movie and producing it as all the troublemaker’s conclusions had come to an end,  he smiled as he submitted his work to the Vyond City film festival and entered it in the ‘horror’ category, to which after it was submitted, it was screened for the guests attending the film festival and it won in several categories including for ‘most creative original Vyond horror movie’  ‘best movie monster’  ‘best horror/comedy hybrid’  and ‘most promising production’.

The troublemakers who had now been put into their lead roles as dum dums now knew that they were born for these roles,  and it was a good thing too because Bonzi had just gotten a call from the studio,  the people at Vyond City Productions wanted him to  make more dum dum movies, and that is what he promised to do.

Of course Piff made a ton of money for showing the uncensored version of the movie on Shudder and Prawnhub,  and he even premiered it on Bluesky City’s entertainment district (anyone who has lived in Bluesky City can tell you how much the people in that online universe love ‘sexy’ content) and tons of fans of monsters found themselves crushing on the dum dum sisters consisting of Jenna, and the former members of the Overprotective Parents Society and of course they had Bonzi to thank for that.  ‘Some would consider this an act of vengeance,  but I call it the world righting what it got wrong before.’  ‘And all of course it is all thanks to us.’  ‘And me of course.’

And thus brings us to the lesson of the story,  if you complain about something you think is problematic but it clearly isn’t that to other people who enjoy it and like it for what it is, then that is a dumb thing to do and being a dum dum is not fun at all.