Piff’s Funny Payback Parody Story

 Corey and Oats in

Piff’s Funny Payback Parody Story

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Corey and Oats had been on many adventures with their friends  including Piff the pufferfish  who had currently become a successful author through his many types of stories including his monster erotica parody novels titled ‘The Empress and the Pufferfish’,  the humorous ‘Hot Fish Daddy’ novels and now his very own children’s books including the hilarious ‘Rotten Dum Dums’ series and because those books had become so popular they had gotten not only a sequel but a second sequel after that and now he was working on the even more ultimate book that would roast the dum dums in several new ways.


After breakfast that day Piff began to work on his novel which he called ‘The Rotten Dum Dums in the Big Bad Book of Nasty Words’ which was all about how the Rotten Dum Dums forming a grotesque hate cult against through their neighbors thanks to a nasty book called the ‘Big Bad Books of Nasty Words’  which contained every bad word in their universe,  which they used to spread the word of their evil cult.  ‘Because these dum dums did not know when to quit,  they continued to spread lies through their cult,  and lie they did.’


In the story Piff introduced an African American character named after Eddie Murphy who loved acting and telling jokes, and a friendly group known as the ‘super drama club’ and he was cast in a production of Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat,  as the lead role,  which got complaints from the rotten dum dums and their cult because it depicted slavery,  which of course was just part of the play and it took place in biblical times, and they were against the idea of this character being cast in the lead role because ‘it was taking the role away from Caucasian actors’,  the character of course then lampooned them when he got cast in an in-universe pantomime play and he got chosen to play one of the bratty sisters.


He chose to play one of the bratty sisters as a parody/caricature of the dum dums,  but the rotten dum dums thought he was making fun of them and targeting him, when he was just a friendly guy doing a comedy as part of a play to make people laugh.  Which of course lead to the character’s fans finding out that the dum dums had been forming a strange hate cult where they forced people to do grotesque things like rolling around in mashed potatoes, singing the international dum dum anthem,  drinking radioactive ooze and sacrificing monkeys to an invisible god.  


This lead to the dum dums getting another supernatural comeupance, when an actual god-like being made them work for him at a pub where they were forced to make non fattening food for everyone,  the gang all had lunch together as Piff finished the novel and published it, sending copies to the ‘Underwater Writers Club’ where the members of that club immediately fell in love with this latest book and found themselves recommending it to others.


The book was shipped to bookstores everywhere and it made a lot of of money, as Piff got high praise for it and Suku even gave one hell of a review. ‘Just when you thought those dum dums couldn’t get any sillier,  this one makes it even sillier with the introduction of the new character who is an actor who likes telling jokes and he gets cast in the play and the dum dums act like he’s not right for the role to the point they form a hate cult based around the idea of getting rid of him?  Oh my god I was laughing my fins off.  And there’s a twist ending that cracked me up, the fact they sacrificed a monkey to a god to build up to this only to get punished by a god to work for him at their pub made me laugh so hard.  Piff, you have done it again.’


Which was followed by them all celebrating Piff’s success as a writer, and Suku even did a Underwater Book Lover’s Club podcast episode about the book, and Piff even got to be interviewed on the podcast,  this was followed by afternoon tea and some snacks, which was followed by dinner together.


Mel emailed Jill about their adventure as they all played games, Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish,  this was followed by a relaxing games session as how they relaxed and had a good time together,  they all gathered together and played.  They had a karaoke session, and a game session followed by Piff and Tangie’s favorite relaxation session where they did all their favorite relaxing activities including Tangie’s bathbomb scent guessing game.


This was followed by Corey and Oats getting ready for bed as Oats put on his year of the horse nightgown as Corey put on his bat pajamas as they all brushed their teeth and got ready to go to sleep,  as Piff activated the closedown sequence which depicted the animated pufferfish in a David Walliams inspired world where he used a magical paint tool to transform the background from day to night as the pufferfish’s clothes morphed into pajamas as he floated into a magical underwater bedroom as he brushed his teeth.


A goodnight message appeared on screen as he floated into bed,  which was followed by Piff floated into bed and kissed Tangie.  ‘Well I did it again, I made another successful story that everyone loved,  thank you all for enjoying my adventure today. Goodnight to all of you.’


Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep including Piff and they all had sweet dreams together,  including Piff who dreamed of having more books published and thus their adventure had ended but more are coming up, so stay tuned.


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