Bigger and Dum Dumier

Bigger and Dum Dumier

NOTE:

This is part of a series of dum dum were-aykroyd transformation stories that take place in a different universe outside of the regular universe the characters are from, this is a continuing series that has now included Corey and Oats as part of the main cast and also includes parodies of fat acceptance/weight gain fics and mentions of body horror or some body horror elements and is not to the tastes of everyone in particular (due to horror content, gross out elements, etc),  so if you have an issue with this I really could not give a damn (so none of your petty hate rants or you will be dumified).  

For more information on the saga look at the rest of the chapters in the order they appear in before reading this:  Aykroydian Nightmare (has the first sort of  appearance of the dum dum were-aykroyd, or rather a glimpse of him in the form of a nightmare sequence),  To Be The Master's Favorite Aykroyd,  Curse of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds,  Night of the Dum Dums, Spirit of the Were-Aykroyd (the first one to feature Corey and Oats as supporting characters) Were-Aykroyd Came From Planet Dum Dum, Rise of The Dum Dum Plague, The Dum Dum Plague Begins,   Brotherhood of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds,  Invasion of the Were-Aykroyd Dum-Dums,  Corey and Oats in the Case of the Dum Dum Cookies, Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums,  The Dum Dum Spirit's Newest Host,  The Were-Aykroyd Master's Lover, The Debut of The Female Dum Dum,  Attack of the Giant Dum Dum, A Dum Dum Plot For A Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd,  The Return And Rise Again Of The Dum Dum Queen, Tim Gets Dummed Dummed, Domain of the Dum Dums, Wrath of the Dum Dum Master and Dum Dum Proxy and Inside the Mind of A Dum Dum,  Dum Dum Female Problems,  Full Moon Dum Dum Madness Aftermath of the Dum Dum Moon and Continuation of the Dum Dum Infestation.

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Sometimes we end up getting involved in things we did not expect to get ourselves involved in and this was one of those,  what originally was just a simple adventure where Nathan wanted to know what it was like to become Dan Aykroyd in a curse-like manner had now ballooned almost quite literally in scale to be part of a whole Aykroydian universe full of twists and turns and Nathan had been through it all and now thanks to an agreement he originally signed up for -  he was stuck in the role he never thought he’d end up getting,  that of a wannabe parent, not just any wannabe parent though but a wannabe mother.

Yes because of that one alternation to his agreement, Nathan now turned into a female were-aykroyd with massive leaking ‘melons’ (what he called the growing breasts) every single night and he dreaded it,  it felt alien walking around in such a big body and he found it weird that for whatever reason his ‘melons’ produced milk everytime they grew in,  he wished he could have been just been happy as a normal were-aykroyd in his own universe but he found himself stuck in the universe known as the dum dum universe.

Normally were-aykroyds were an extremely intelligent species but dum dums were different, they were plus sized, goofy, toot-happy and food obsessed and female ones had in-built mommy needs and desires to be mothers,  when Nathan was not prepared for being a parent and what made being a dum dum worse was that dum dum gas can turn others into dum dum were-aykroyds.

Basically it was like he was stuck in an infection AU only of course the major difference being that the were-aykroyd dum dum adventures were actually enthralling and were also comedic in nature since they lampooned stuff like that and weight gain fiction and besides, a horde of plus sized Were-aykroyds that love food is way better than deformed freaks.  Anyway, this was a major problem for our hero but luckily he had a gang of friends to help him including Piff the pufferfish.

Dumius was dead set on having Nathan become a were-aykroyd wife and what made Danielle much more dangerous than your typical dum dum were-aykroyd was that she was smarter than she looked - sometimes she’d be all ‘tee hee dum dum like pie, dum dum eat pie?’  and sometimes she’d be all…’What if I make Nathan have shared dreams with my master about becoming me and he’d have no choice but to go along with it?’

Normally going full on dum dum  would only happen on nights of a dum dum full moon or if he had food related episodes so to speak but now that it was happening more frequently it was more horrible than he could have imagined,  he had tried to cure it numerous times but he always ended up going back to being a dum dum.

And this nightmare would bleed into his dreams, giving him visions of bloating and being corrupted by the dum dum influence,  everything was at risk of ‘dumifying’ and he would always see the same place in these nightmares, a place known as the ‘factory’ where humans would go in and come out as plus sized dum dum were-aykroyds who waddled and made goofy dum dum noises,  the factory had a file on him listing him as ‘Subject N.F’, which had a list of treatments that were recommended such as ‘Snack correction’  ‘Mommification conditioning’  ‘Milk production increasement programming’,  etc.

To boil it down to one very simple matter of fact this factory had him on file and was dead set on making him a ‘a fat, milk producing, female, dum dum freak’ with leaking melons and the worse case of flatulence ever (and to those who may act like this is disgusting, this is satirical and thus is made to make fun of fetishistic aspects of transformation and weight gain, if you are offended by this and act like it’s wrong to describe topics like this, consider half of the basic NSFW content you see every day on sites like DA is very much just this) and it was not the easiest time trying to escape from Dumius or the influence of the factory.

‘The factory’ always had a way of manifesting in his dreams, even when he tried to have normal dreams this would happen and let me tell you he did not get a single bit of pleasure out of the experience,  he would often wake up in a cold sweat and with the voice of Dumius echoing in his mind,  he often tried to escape from being stuck in this same predicament a multitude of times but it always went back to this, back to being a dum dum plaything for Dumius with an appetite for every food she could get her hands on.  And now somehow it had gotten worse, he tried to have normal dreams only to end up in a shared dream with Dumius, forced to lose his body and his mind to ‘her’.

But his recent nightmare had been odd to say the least,  he had dreamed two dreams of a motherly female were-aykroyd who wanted him to stay with her and to be fed and cared for so she could make him the ‘dum dum she thought he always was’,  and it confused him, he already had a mother who loved him, why would he dream of another, why would he dream of this mother who was not even his own?   This had happened to him twice already and when he woke up from the second dream, he found himself in yet another dream, one where he couldstill see the ‘mommy’ dum dum even though he thought he shouldn’t be able to see her.

The morning after he had this strange nightmare of dum dum sized proportions, he had breakfast and decided to go out for a walk to go and get some food at the supermarket, only to deal with unpleasant gurgling noises coming from his stomach and nasty comments from some rather rude customers, he tried to ignore that silly and feminine sounding voice in his mind but he just could not help himself to the pastries in the baked goods display, so he decided to buy the lot of them and take them home,  the shopkeeper looked at him with a very odd look, a look that very much gave off the vibe of….’There’s something off about him’

After stopping at the park and heading to go get lunch, he  decided to spend a time at this universe’s version of Nile Road with the gang including Piff. Piff was discussing his upcoming wedding with Tangie when he heard Nathan come in. ‘Hey there Nate, are you feeling alright after your ordeal?’  ‘Well yes I am but I had the strangest nightmares about this mother dum dum who wanted to fatten me up and transform me.’  ‘A mother dum dum?’  ‘Yes, a mother.’ ‘But don’t you have parents already?’  ‘This was a plus sized female were-aykroyd in my dreams who tried to fatten me up and brainwash me.’

He explained that even though the ‘mother’ was someone he dreamed up she felt very real to him and that she was after him,  that day after the gang had afternoon tea and were getting ready for dinner he told them all to formulate a plan,  they all formulated a plan while having dinner  and after dinner Aiyido the beholder kept an eye on what was going on.

Throughout the evening they all kept watch, meanwhile in the lair of the dum dum were-aykroyd known as Dumius,  Dumius was in his lair watching the gang through the viewing orb, still fuming that he lost against the gang so many times and that he’d never get to have the dum dum were-aykroyd of his dreams,  he summoned his two henchmen over.  ‘Sugarsack, Chub!’ ‘Yes, boss?’  ‘You know how I feel about that microbe and horse ruining my plans and how much I love Danielle,  how much I want her to be my sweet dum dum wifey and a mother.’  ‘Sure, of course we do.’  ‘I am working on a plan to make sure that Nathan will belong to me. And I know just how to do it.’

He whispered to his henchmen and explained his plan as he used some magic to teleport themselves over to where our heroes lived but before he did his two henchmen decided to make new members,  Sugarsack sat down next to someone who was watching a movie called ‘Invasion of the Dum Dums’,  the person who was a woman named Heidi who was a member of the Hyperconservative Christian Prick Squad,  -  was complaining about the movie.  ‘Ugh, how gross and horrifying.  This movie is full of crude humor and is absolutely disgraceful, I thought the producer was a meh producer at first with a handful of good movies but questionable taste in humor and terrible writing skills but now he’s gone too far. This movie promotes dark magic and makes fun of pregnant women.’

“Sounds like you need to have some dum dum fun to me.”

“What do you mean by dum dum fun?”

“Like this.”

Sugarsack farted on Heidi and turned her into a plus sized female were-aykroyd dum dum,  who then turned all of the members of her group into dum dum were-aykroyds too. Piff the pufferfish was watching this through the window of Mel’s bedroom. ‘Hey, it’s crass, it’s gross, it’s weird. It’s dum dum stuff, what can ya do?’

The group of dum dum were-aykroyds made their way towards the house as Aiyido zapped a few of them with his eye rays.  ‘Look who is here to greegle our gragglers, it’s him.’  ‘Dumius?’ ‘Yep,  here he comes.’  The gang all worked together to work on a plan as the dum dum hordes made their way over to the house.

Piff looked around and told Tangie to stand back because he was going to protect her, Dumius materialized in the lounge and smirked. ‘I have come to reclaim my dum dum wifey.’  ‘You will never learn,  will you?’  ‘Of course not.’  ‘Well of course he won’t,  because if he did, this whole series would have ended earlier.’   

Nathan looked over….’Well specifically it would not have ended anyway because you know, he has to keep coming back. And I don’t want to be stuck in the body of a dum dum were-aykroyd for all eternity, but rather than keep trying to find a cure and failing,  which happens every single time.’  ‘I know that keeps happening.’  ‘But hey it’s much better than your average horror AU scenario, right?’  ‘Would rather be a plus sized were-aykroyd goofball than a deformed edgy freak of nature anyday.’

The gang all teamed up to use their magic to take down the army of dum dums that were advancing towards them as Aiyido zapped them with some of his eyes and Piff fiercely defended Tangie.  Jahna the giraffe looked up and smiled as she cheered all her friends and for a while it did seem like they were going to win, until Dumius gained an unfair advantage by using one of his spells on Nathan.

Nathan began to feel very strange as his stomach gurgled,  he clutched his stomach as it began to swell and inflate, causing his shirt to get quite tight. ‘Oooh here comes the big belly, my dearest Danielle has the best and biggest belly.’ ‘Oh no here we go.’

The buttons slowly puckered and popped off his shirt as he heard that feminine dum dum voice haunting his mind…’Tee hee body inflates and buttons go pop when dum dum is in charge of human’s body, tee hee.’  ‘No please Danielle, not you.’  ‘Tee hee you thought you could get rid of Danielle but Danielle returns everytime.’   Mel witnessed Nathan undergoing his transformation and tried to get ‘Danielle’ to leave him alone.

Hair slowly grew on Nathan’s belly and on his chest and torso which were swelling as well, as a pair of plus sized breasts developed on the former and started pressing against his shirt and producing milk. ‘Oh geez, this part. You know the milk making part.  I know it’s weird and it’s never explained but everytime I become a female dum dum I produce milk. It’s a weird quirk female were-aykroyd dum dums make.  I bet if I had gotten to remain male and not gotten into the dum dum universe this would not have happened to me.’  ‘But as all we know and because it’s the plot of this whole entire saga,  you as well as all of us are in this dumb dum mini-series.’

‘It’s hard keeping her thoughts out of my head but she is very strong like that.  She’s a very powerful were-aykroyd and smarter than you would think.  And tee hee oopsy, me like making milkies,  me like cows because they make milk like dum dum does, moooo.’  ‘Nathan.’  ‘I am sorry guys I cannot control the dum dumification.’

He groaned as his arms swelled and grew brown hairs on them and his hands swelled, his fingers thickened as he tried to type up a help message on his phone only for the message to get warped thanks to ‘Danielle’s presence taking over. ‘Tee hee,  oopsy doopsy…Dum dum Danielle call for helpy when Danielle thought she was ordering food, tee hee, dum dum is soooo silly and milky, tee hee hee.’  He snapped out of it and tried not to listen to her voice but it was getting slightly harder than normal to do so.

His shirt ripped open as the buttons flew off his shirt as his growing belly pushed against his belt, causing it to break the belt open as he instinctively rubbed his swelling belly,  when he used to do this back when he wasn’t cursed to be a dum dum were-aykroyd it was because he genuinely did think his Aykroydian alter-ego was pretty thicc due to being based on Dan Aykroyd and knew that both male and female fans had a thing for this alter-ego, but now it made him feel guilty every time he did this because of the dum dum curse,  knowing that every night in this universe he would go through the same process of bloating and swelling and not even knowing how he kept growing and why he kept growing and bursting out of his clothes and going on food rampages, raiding stores and nearly getting caught.

It often felt like he was in a bad horror movie and he often felt alien stuck in the body of this plus sized female alter-ego of hers,  who made it her goal to corrupt his innocent mind and give him nightmares of becoming her every night, and it made things worse for him, the large hefty body in general was one thing but the butt that never stopped ‘tooting’ like a tooting engine multiple times,  the ‘melons’ that produced milk even though he was not pregnant,  and the awkward way he had to adjust to having such an odd waddle when he walked and of course the dum dum thoughts that kept worming their way into his head,  of course he tried to keep it at bay but the growing appetite did indeed making things worse. (and to those nasty fat fetishists out there, this is not supposed to turn you on, this is supposed to terrify you and give you nightmares, this is an accurate depiction of what you are all like)

Piff used his martial arts skills to fight off more dum dums as Nathan attempted to restrain the dum dum within, he groaned as he attempted to run but he found it difficult due to his legs thickening and swelling, pushing against the legs of his pants as his rear bloated and swelled, producing loud and quite potent farts which echoed through the halls,  and the smell from the farts spread to a group of innocent people by accident,  turning them all into dum dum were-aykroyds. ‘Tee hee, oopsy doopsy, dum dum go toot. No no no not the dum talk again, this always happens,  I cannot stop slipping into dum dum talk and it is really hard to stop once the transformation starts.’

Dum dum talk was of course how Nathan’s dum dum alter-ego Danielle talked, sometimes she would refer to herself as ‘dum dum’ sometimes she would use her actual name,  but either way she was for sure communicating that she was indeed not a joke and that she meant business, and she was definitely smarter than she looked, and one of many reasons why it was hard to have a normal night,  because if he even thought about doing it,  she would likely have her way with him and make it so his night is ruined due to his transformation into her.  Corey and Oats did not expect to find themselves or the gang in general dragged into the dum dum universe but somehow they did after Nathan nearly ended up being permanently stuck in Dumius’s domain like a prisoner.

Oats had said that while he admired the architecture of the palace that Dumius had and he did think that the dresses the female dum dums wore were beautiful,  that he did not want to end up there because of how Dumius treated Nathan.  It was never really consistent on what kind of a master Dumius was because sometimes he was caring and nice and other times he was controlling and manipulative, all the gang knew about him from their research was that he definitely had a way of turning any human who he took a liking into dum dum were-aykroyds including turning female characters into female dum dums and also of the unusual punishment methods he used to deal with those who did not obey his commands.

Such as putting them in a bathtub that was filled with running water and locking the bathroom, trapping them inside a ‘feeding’ room where they had to keep themselves from giving into the hunger and numerous others,  ones he had even executed on Nathan a few times to boot, and also how he often would post about his dum dum transformation exploits on numerous social media universe hubs including Bluesky City,  and he of course would stop at nothing to get what he wanted,  which was of course to make Nathan become Danielle and to become his loving wife,  which of course Nathan did not want.

Nathan did not ask to be female but because of the dum dum were-aykroyd spirit and Dumius altering an agreement he had made with them he ended up in this situation and even though he had tried to cure himself of it numerous times and always returned to normal in the morning, Dumius was not to be deterred as he was determined to claim him as his own,  it started out as a dream but became a full on dum dum nightmare. ‘I have said this countless times over and over again but I genuinely feel sorry for you.’  ‘Oats said as he comforted Nathan.  ‘This was supposed to be a dream come true for me but now it is a dum dum nightmare.’  ‘A dum dum  nightmare that has gone on for several episodes now might I add.’ Corey quipped.

‘Yeah and me and Tangie just happened to join the cast in the middle of this mini-series of madness.  So I did not know at first that this was going to be on-going.  And well, I just feel awful for him,  I mean he’s cursed into being Danielle every night and with an obsessive master who wants to take him away from us every single time.’  ‘Yeah and what makes things worse is that Danielle is a dangerous were-aykroyd who does not mess around,  she may appear to be comical and stupid but is actually capable of conspiring against Nathan.  She’s dangerous alright.’  ‘Yeah, don’t let the cow obsession and her tendency to giggle a lot fool you, she’s one dangerous were-aykroyd dum dum.’   

Nathan groaned as his inner plumbing warped violently to become feminine as his pants slowly ripped due to his fattening rear, leaving him in a pair of slightly ripped pants as his feet slowly swelled and burst out of his socks,  developing webbed toes in the process.  ‘Ooooh, there there belly dum dum is here to make you feel better! Poor baby, dum dum forget to feed baby!’  ‘Did you just speak in a maternal way?’  ‘Oh no,  not the mommy feelings.That’s the worst part of turning into her,  the feelings of wanting to nurture and be a mommy.  Even since she got that glimpse of being pregnant she has been addicted to the idea of making it happen, and this has happened more than once.’

He recounted an odd experience he had with his second glimpse of being a pregnant were-aykroyd dum dum mother, how he had voluntarily asked to do a brief experimental run of being ‘full on dum dum’ for a couple of hours only for that couple of hours to be a chore for him to undergo due to how odd it felt to have his intelligence and reasoning be replaced with dum dum personality quirks and moo moo jokes, and then of course it got surreal when Danielle herself took over and demanded a ‘pregnancy experience’.  Which definitely became an intense and horrifying experience,  nearly getting glimpses of being a mother horrified him to the bone, he didn’t know a thing about how female were-aykroyd biology worked yet alone how dum dum biology worked, and of course he didn’t know a thing or two about parenting either yet he had nearly been thrust into the world of supposedly nearly being a mother more than once and it was horrifying.

He already was pretty aware of how messed up the whole ordeal was,  and how it very much felt like he was never going to be able to live a normal life ever again due to how he always came back to being a dum dum every single night,  the curse was never-ending.  ‘So no matter how hard you try to return to normalcy in this universe, it always comes back in this universe.’ ‘Yeah,  trying to return to normal just ain’t a thing that is likely to happen anytime soon.’  ‘Even if I did,  we likely still would have to continue this mini-series regardless.’  Piff responded.  ‘Although some of us do find it thrilling’

‘Even if I could back out of the agreement,  Dumius always finds a way to bring me back in and..tee hee hee, oopsy, dum dum forgot to say excuse me after she made a toot toot! Oops, sorry about that.’  ‘It’s alright Nathan, I know you cannot stop making dum dum talk and slipping in it.’  Nathan groaned as he looked at his now much larger body, he groaned as he grew to 6’1 and his back and shoulder broadened.

‘Oh look at you my delicious darling dum dum dumplin,  you look so perfect like this, so thicc, so desirable to me.’  Dumius purred.  ‘Leave me alone you creep, I don’t want to be your dum dum lover forever,  it’s embarrassing enough having this body, but you lusting over it makes me feel like puking.’  ‘Oh do not be like that, you know you really do want this.’  

“No he does not.”

“That’s right,  he definitely does not want this.”

‘Oh but I think he does, Danielle always comes crying for her master.’  ‘No,  Nathan does not come crying for you.’  ‘Oh but she most certainly does, and she knows it, she knows she wants her daaa-dee.’  ‘What makes you think that he even does?’ ‘Oh I know, I have my ways.’ Nathan attempted to run but found it hard due to his thick were-aykroyd dum dum legs and he found himself stumbling over and falling.  ‘Waaaaaa, waaaaaa, dum dum fall down! Oh no not again, not the dum dum talk, ugh, stupid dum dum talk,  I can’t stop talking in dum dum and it is so hard to stop doing it.’

Nathan felt embarrassed just walking around in this body he was cursed to have every night as his hair slowly lengthened and darkened a bit, he heard Danielle’s giggles in his mind and it was driving him nuts,  he tried to suppress the thoughts of wanting to raid the stores but it was getting more and more tempting each time. ‘Maybe master will not mind if Danielle steals food from the store across from where Danielle lives, tee he.  No I am not here, I am a normal male not a dum dum female.’  ‘That’s the spirit Nathan,  you can do it.’ ‘Do not listen to those fools, they do not love you like I do,  do as I say and raid that story.’

‘Dumius you could never love Nathan like we do, he is a friend of ours and all you want him for is to be your wife.’  ‘Not to mention you often act like he is a horrible person for turning down his advances.’  ‘You are not supportive of him in the slightest, instead of helping him you make things worse.’  ‘Well you keep foiling my plans and he keeps returning back to normal at the end when I want him to be a dum dum forever.’  ‘Believe me I KNOW that.  I know that there’s no way I can ever be cured of being a dum dum,  I know every night that i’m doomed to waddle, toot and talk in dum dum speak, I know I cannot get rid of her, she’s always going to be there, she is the ultimate big bad here.  I know you love her Dumius but I don’t, I hate her, and hate her body and being in it.’  Nathan retorted.

‘What do you mean you do not love her?’  ‘Well how can anyone love someone like her when she’s pure evil?’  ‘Yeah he’s got a point, Danielle is a troublemaker.’ Nathan groaned as his neck tingled and felt funny as he felt a double chin growing around in it, as his eyes widened, one turning from brown to green as eyelashes blossomed around both of them, his eyebrows thickening as his nose broadened and developed a cleft.

‘You say troublemaker,  I say she’s my little dum dum dumpling.’  Piff used magic to combat Dumius’s attempts to pull Nathan towards the dum dum side before he leapt in the air. ‘Aiiii yaaaa, taiyaki! Shingun! Hiiiiiiiiiiii yaaaaaaaaaaaa! I am a master of fish fu, do not mess with me or you will be sorry.’  ‘And what are you going to do, little fishy?’  ‘Little fishy?  Little fishy? I AM PIFF!’  

Piff knew that no matter what he would be able to pull through, and even if Dumius did threaten to make it worse, this was one fish who was never going to give up. ‘I shall show you and teach you a lesson, and show you just  what a little fish can do.’  He used some magic to fight him off while Nathan tried to keep himself from giving in to the transformation, Nathan groaned as his features took on an Aykroydian yet feminine look and he looked exactly like Danielle,  he coughed as his voice feminized and took on an Aykroydian style and also sounded silly as he held his head, trying to suppress the hunger, yet Danielle’s voice was calling to him from within.

“Come on, human thingy, let Danielle play.”

“No Danielle,  leave my head, stop this.”

“But Danielle wants to play and have some delicious treats.”

‘That’s it Danielle, think of all you can eat, look at all the shops with those donuts and sweet treats and dum dum food.  Dum dum foods are good for you,  you need to eat them all.’  ‘Stop, get out of my head, stop it, stop it.  I am not a dum dum,  i’m better than Danielle. I can beat this, I can not give in.’  ‘Oh but you must, give in, stop resisting.’  ‘I must resist this because if I give in it means you’ll win.’  ‘Oh that’s exactly what I want.’

Piff gasped before intervening and using magic to keep Dumius from influencing Nathan further as Nathan groaned, trying to suppress his desire to give in to the words of his master, of course Danielle had other ideas as she giggled mindlessly in his head, telling him to give in, to obey, to ‘make milkies, because milkies are good’ and to ‘waddle and toot’ and ‘be happy and stupid’, all the words he hated.  He hated those words and how they wormed into his head, telling him that it was ‘good’ to be so dum dum and mindless and that he should ‘give in’ and obey,  he groaned as he tried to repress the dum dum thoughts.

Danielle’s giggles getting gigglier and more manic as he tried to keep her at bay, but ultimately his stomach began to take charge as it gurgled monstrously and loudly, he was starting to get thoughts of raiding the nearest store for food and he groaned, he found himself losing control once again as he or rather ‘she’ was taken over,  once again becoming Danielle and giggling to herself. ‘Tee hee, tummy is hungry,  Danielle will feed her belly.’  She barged through the wall of the bedroom with inhuman strength as she giggled,  charging down the street and towards the nearest Pak N Save, where she began her food raiding session.

Corey,  Oats and all the others followed him/her through the street, heading all over to Pak N Save as Aiyido the beholder used his powers to teleport them all into the supermarket. Hopping inside a cart, Oats jumped in with Corey as Mel pulled the cart.  Piff and Tangie ran through the aisles to go and see if they could track down their dumified friend,  they looked all over for Nathan/Danielle and they did not need to look any further when they saw him/her near the snack food aisle, about to steal some cookies and other treats.

“Nathan, I know you are in there.”

“Guys, I cannot stop.  This always happens.  I always lose control of myself in full dum dum state.”

“We are here to help you.”

Aiyido used some magic to levitate all the stolen food back onto the shelves before helping Nathan,  Nathan groaned as he tried to keep Danielle from invading his thoughts once again as Dumius laughed manically.  ‘Oh just look at my little dum dum cake about to take all that food, makes me so proud to be her master,  and she will make a fine dum dum wife.’  ‘Don’t you go greegling my graggly friend like that.’  Aiyido snapped.  ‘Are you going to zap me with your eye rays?’  ‘Oh you bet your graggly greeglers I am.’

Corey jumped out of the cart and let Oats trot over to Nathan…’I know you have been dumified, but I know you are still in that big dum dum body. I know you cannot help it, and I know that you can do it.’  ‘Thank you guys, for believing in me.’   ‘What are you doing? You should get them for taking away your food, my previous dum dum dumpling!’ 

Piff charged towards Dumius…’Leave my owner’s friend alone, you keep doing this to him over and over again and it is grotesque and wrong.  Can you not see that he suffers every night because of you and Danielle?’  ‘I only see a happy dum dum who does nothing but serve her master and soon to be husband.’   ‘HAPPY?  HAPPY?  I think you mean creepy because she’s very much mindlessly happy and food obsessed and the way she manipulates him into doing all of this and how she wants him to be so much like her,  I don’t think he looks at all happy turning into her.’

‘I certainly think that he should be happy being her every night,  because there’s a lot of her to love.’   ‘I don’t love her and never will.  She’s cruel and evil, and controlling and always hungry and such a brat.’  ‘She is not a brat, she is my beloved dum dum were-aykroyd wifey who loves cows and moo moo jokes and milkies.’   ‘I don’t get her cow obsession.  You always call her a cow-girl even though she doesn’t do cow-like things or even resemble a cow,   she has a cow fixation just because her two big melons make milk and all she ever does is make moo jokes and waddle and she’s obsessed with cows because she likes that they make milk too?  Yeah they do make milk and so does she, but that doesn’t mean she even identifies as one.  You always call her a cow-girl.’  ‘Because she is, at least to me she is. Not in the sense of being bovine-like but because she’s a sweet little milk maker.’

“Oh you have got to be kidding me.”

“Yeah you have got to be kidding.”

“Do not call her sweet like that, you would have to be a looney to think so.”

“From what i’ve seen Danielle is not cute or cuddly or sweet.”

“She’s my sweet little dum dum cake and I love to treat her like one. “

‘Sweet?  Sweet? I think getting a headache would be sweeter than her.’   ‘Yeah,  she’s a villain for a reason,  she’s not likely to get one of those villain origin movies that make the villain out to be a misunderstood person or anything, she’s just a horrible and controlling were-aykroyd who can’t stop eating.  This isn’t a weight-shaming thing we’re pointing out here, we’re pointing out that the dum dum you love so much is toxic, villainous, evil, controlling and that she causes hell to happen to the poor human male who turns into her every night.’  ‘Oh yes, isn’t it adorable how she loves to cause hell like that?  Such a sweet little dumpling, she’s going to be a fine dum dum mommy one day.’  ‘You can’t be serious, wanting our Nathan to become a mother when he barely knows how dum dum biology even works!’  ‘Or how dum dum female were-aykroyd biology works,  or even anything about parenting!’ 

‘Oh but he/she definitely will in time,  I am going to make sure that she does.’  ‘You are not going to force maternal/motherly instincts to kick in.  He did not even ask to be female in the first place,  prior to this and prior to us coming in, he was supposed to be a male were-aykroyd and not a dum dum.  In the main universe, this species of were-aykroyd are all considered a joke, as in not taken seriously at all.’  ‘Yeah, and the dum dum state prior to becoming part of the dum dum universe was supposed to only happen during a rare lunar event known as the dum dum full moon.’

‘Nathan told us he had difficulty finding someone to be a genuinely loving master who cares for him,  because previous masters either were too cruel to him, didn’t last long, or were very nice to him but fell victim to the dum dum were-aykroyd gas which spread to even his loved ones as well.  And that’s very upsetting and disturbing.’   ‘Oh but it is fun to see her rampage around and stuffing her face.’  ‘No it is not,  it’s not fun, it’s not adorable, it is just plain wrong and horrifying, even when he tries to cure himself of the plague you have bestowed upon him, he always gets back to being a dum dum were-aykroyd every night.  Well we know getting a cure or spell to fix it is not as simple as it looks but hey, if it was easy to do such a thing, this whole saga would have been over real quick.’

‘I don’t want it to end, either.  I don’t want him to leave a normal non dum-dum life, I want him/her to be stuck with nightmares that I bring of being a milky mommy who makes cow jokes and likes food.  Like it or not,  I am the master that he ended up with and I can be nice, I can give him a break from turning into her but where would the fun in THAT be?’  ‘Well if you can indeed be nice to him, why don’t you give him a choice? You can give him a choice between having a normal day without any dum dum episodes, and being your dum dum for the night and if he wants to be normal, let him be normal.’

‘Well I have it’s just…nope, he does not get a choice here,  he gets stuck in dum dum land every night with me.’   Piff was furious at this and used his martial arts skills to fend off him Dumius, screaming and letting out some powerful screams. ‘I tell you time and time again you cannot get to him and even if you think about trying to get to him you will have to get to us first which will not be easy.’  ‘Because none of us can be dummified.’

‘I’m a koala-girl!’  Mel exclaimed. ‘I’m a horse and a pretty one at that!’ Oats added. ‘I am an anglerfish!’  Anglo aded.  ‘I am a beholder and even if I could be affected by your powers, I would not be able to become your species, not even if I dreamed it, which is something my species does!’  Aiyido added.  ‘I am already a monster!’ ‘I am a covid microbe.’  ‘I am a long finned eel!’  Ellis added.  ‘And I am a pufferfish, i’m a fugu but not a tacky one!’  ‘And you should not mess with us because we are all Nathan’s friends.’

Piff grabbed a breadstick and used it as a samurai sword,  using his kung fu moves to fight off the remaining parts of the growing dum dum were-aykroyd army before curing some of the other transformed people,  he smiled as Tangie kissed him. ‘You are my hero Piffikins, you defeated those dum dums.’  ‘I know I did,  and that is my job to be a hero and protector to all my best friends and I will never let these villains get to them.  Even though this curse and saga may be on-going I will not stop until he is safe and that this dum dum gets the lesson he rightfully deserves to have coming to him.’  ‘Problem is,  he never learns.’  ‘You can say that again, Corey.’  ‘Problem is he never learns.’

They all laughed as they helped Nathan, because Nathan did not want to be caught, which he likely wouldn’t because everyone was likely asleep,  Aiyido used some magic to put a sleep spel on him and put him to sleep before teleporting him over to the bedroom back at the gang’s home in this universe’s version of Nile Road.  Aiyido laid him down on the bed and used a spell to give him sweet dreams.  ‘Ah ha, a chance to strike while he’s asleep.’  ‘Give him a single dum dum nightmare and you will be ending up greegled more than you can ever hopeful.’  Aiyido retorted, raising one of his eye-stalks.

Piff comforted Nathan for a bit as Nathan had sweet dreams as he laid there, a couple of hours later he slowly reverted back to his normal human male form and  he woke up, as he woke up he picked up some spare clothes and put them on. ‘Thanks guys, for helping me with this little curse of mine. And especially you too, Aiyido, thank you for getting me out of the supermarket like that.  I did not want to get caught, not that there was anyone around to catch me, but still.’  ‘No problem,  it’s what best friends do.’   ‘And don’t worry,  you are right, there probably was no one there to see you in dum dum form anyway.’   Dumius looked over at the gang and snarled, his plan had been foiled yet again.  ‘How dare you do this to me yet again. I shall have my dum dum wife no matter what,  you shall all regret crossing paths with me.’   ‘Oh yes, I definitely regret THAT.’  Corey quipped.

‘Sugarsack, Chub!’ ‘Yes, boss?’  ‘Let’s go back to the lair.  We must formulate and improve our plan of attack for next time.’  ‘Right away, boss.’   ‘And as for you lot, as you all know, I shall return and I will be back for more,  and you better be ready!’  ‘Oh we will.’  Dumius laughed evilly as he used his dark magic to teleport himself and his two henchmen back to his lair.

The gang all cheered as they had defeated him once again including Piff who had once again proven himself to be a hero as they all brushed their teeth and got ready for bed,  Nathan used a spell to transport himself back to this universe’s version of his own home as they all jumped into bed and Piff kissed Tangie upon entering the bed with her.  ‘You know I normally just do goodnight speeches at the end of our regular series of adventures and I don’t think these require them normally but I thought about giving this one a goodnight message and so i’m going to give you guys one,  we have been through one hell of a dum dum universe adventure mini-series so far,  and since I first joined the gang in 2024 the adventures have just gotten bigger, dumier - ha, see I said the title of this episode, and crazier.  And well I think the lesson we all have learned from this is well,  there is strength in numbers and no matter how big, aggressive,  evil or powerful your enemies are,  you can always fight them with the power of friendship and that is a good lesson for all you little fish at home too,  and now it is time for us to end this day with a trip to dream land,  goodnight everyone.’

Anglo turned off the light as everyone fell asleep including Piff, Aiyido looked out the window and saw all the dum dum madness had died down, he smiled, knowing it was over for another night.  Back at Dumius’s lair,  Dumius was still mad about his defeat, as always was, but he was still determined to dumify and corrupt Nathan no matter what.  He knew that his army and his henchmen weren’t enough to do it alone, so he decided that next time, he’d plan a more extreme means of attack,  via dreams and manifestations of them.

His henchmen brought forth a special book of dum dum incantations, and Dumius found a page containing information on a powerful being known as the ‘Dream Mother Dum Dum’,  the dream mother was a female were-aykroyd dum dum who was the mother of dum dums and as such haunted the dreams of any were-aykroyd she set her heart on finding,  Dumius got a wicked idea as a smirk came across as his face, he read from the book and he summoned the Dream Mother Dum Dum herself.  ‘Ah,  what a lovely dum dum nap. Thank you for awakening me.’  ‘No problem,  i’m Dumius, the were-aykroyd dum dum master  who summoned you here.’  ‘Do you need my supernatural assistance?’ ‘Oh yes, I have a dum dum were-aykroyd I have my heart set on, her name is Danielle but unfortunately the problem is that the human that turns into her refuses to give in and his friends are very persistent in foiling my plans.  I have tried numerous ways to get that dum dum to fully become mine but it has never worked, because like most villains, I lose.’  ‘Maybe you could use some help with that.  If there is any dum dum who can do it, it’s mommy…tee hee.’  ‘Oh yes, Dream Mother…you’d be perfect to take over his dreams and sway him to the dum dum side.’  ‘Perfect.’  Dumius told the Dream Mother Dum Dum where Nathan lived and she began to weave her magic.  ‘I cannot wait to see the dum dum madness you bring.’

Back where the gang were hanging out in,  that is this universe’s version of Nile Road they were all asleep and having sweet dreams as was Piff who was dreaming of being rewarded for his heroism that he had displayed, and thus their adventure and another episode of the dum dum mini-series of adventures had come to an end.

But more are definitely coming up, so stay tuned for even more installments.