Piff Makes A Horror Anthology Movie

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Piff Makes A Horror Anthology Movie

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Everyone’s favorite duo known as Corey and Oats went on many adventures including in the online world and with their friends including Piff the Pufferfish, Piff had recently become a huge star in the Underwater Writers Club due to his children’s books and of course he had become a successful songwriter, film-maker and actor and even teamed up with the Adamantiums on many occasions and now he had plans to  show off his film-making skills once more.

He had noticed how some of his fans enjoyed being scared so he decided to make another horror movie,  he decided to do an anthology horror movie in the vein of Creepshow, and that day after morning tea he worked on his script and used some magic movie making tools to make his movie come true.

The opening of this horror anthology began with an animated segment featuring the animated pufferfish from the opening and closedown sequence in his house at night reading a horror comic called ‘Fish Monster Stories’ and enjoying some of the scary stories inside it, only to get yelled at by his fish father who slammed his bedroom door and threw the comic away in the trash,  he looked out the window and saw an undead humanoid fish-creature calling to him as the title ‘Fish Monster Stories’ appeared in green slime on his walls.

The first story was a story titled ‘Dum Dum Theater’  which was a story about scream queens Linnea Quigley,  Neve Campbell, and Linda Blair all being hired to star in a new horror movie project being filmed in a mysterious new studio, and of course the three of them were all signed on as the heroines of this horror movie,  only for the producer of this new movie to turn out to be Dumius, the master were-aykroyd dum dum from the dum dum universe.

Linda,  Linnea and Neve all attempted to fight off dum dum were-aykroyds that were approaching them while filming the movie,  But they ended up being taken to Dumius’s lair where Dumius took them to a special room where they all were conditioned into having his aura transferred into all of them,  all three scream queens were ‘blessed’ with a dum dum were-aykroyd that transformed them into plus sized female dum dum were-aykroyds,  with the transformation showing all different aspects of it like the enhancement of the breast size, the increase in height and weight,  the milkiness and tooting, and the best part was that Piff did not care if this grossed some people out because it was his baby and he was not even going to bother changing it.  ‘Yeah, it’s crass, it’s gross, it’s not for family audiences, but that’s the joke,  you know me.’  

Whenever Piff showed material that was not meant for ‘family audiences’ such as grossout humor (which ironically young fans of his videos really like) and some NSFW themes he would do an uncensored version for Bluesky City or Prawnhub or Shudder,  and he would do two different versions of the warning message, and his joke about it being for family audiences was actually referencing to the infamous Ralph Bakshi quote ‘A Faaaaamily picture’  which was when he called his movie ‘Wizards’  a ‘family’ movie.

This was followed by the second segment titled ‘Coral Infestation’  which was a tribute to the Lonesome Death of Jordy Verill and depicted a young pufferfish discovering a strange type of coral dust that made him slowly become half sentient coral tree,  and he made sure to include a shot of the fish’s left leg fusing into the lower half of the tree,  followed by the third segment which was a parody of public domain horror movies.

The movie was a parody of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey but instead of Winnie the Pooh it was George and Zippy from the children’s television series ‘Rainbow’  and it took place in the past (the year the original version of the show aired),  the 90s (where the revival aired) and the present day with a fan of the show investigating a case of a series of a strange deaths relating to the show’s stars,  only to find out that Zippy and George (and Bungle) were in a cult, however unlike Blood and Honey,  the characters were not killers in fact George actually felt bad for the victims.

This was followed by lunch and another segment, a segment that was a homage to David Cronenberg,  and a segment after that that was a Hills Have Eyes homage with a family of mutant fish and they all had snacks together and had afternoon tea.

Which was followed by another segment where Piff as a mad scientist was making a special tropical drink that got swapped out with a monster potion by the Alanastiums and Piff drank it,  turning into a snarling chaotic monster version of himself with sharp teeth,  as he ran around causing trouble and scaring innocent fish but he was saved by Tangie who hugged him and restored his personality back to normal,  and finally the very last segment was a modernized take on the story of the Mary Celeste.

This was followed by the gang all having dinner together and relaxing afterwards as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish,  which was followed by a game session and a karaoke session, which was followed by a relaxation session where the loving fish couple did their favorite activities including Tangie’s bathbomb guessing game.

Which was followed by Oats putting on his year of the horse nightgown as Corey put on his bat pajamas,  as they all brushed their teeth and got ready for bed as Piff initiated the closedown sequence which featured the animated pufferfish in the world of Animal Crossing making a special underwater bedroom as the background shifted from day to night and the pufferfish’s clothes morphed into pajamas as he brushed his teeth and floated into bed as the goodnight message popped up on screen.

Piff floated into bed and kissed Tangie before giving the goodnight speech which was:  ‘I decided to branch out and do an anthology horror movie and it proved to be a hit with my fans.  And now it’s time for me to share some dream inspiration for you,  remember to be the best you can be and don’t let people who hate you get you down,  you are you no matter what.  Goodnight everyone.’

They all drifted off to sleep including Piff as Anglo turned off the light and they all had sweet dreams,  Piff also had sweet dreams as he dreamed of making brand new movies and music videos for everyone.  And thus their adventure ended but more are coming up.