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onstermaster13  reviews:  Best of Chris Walken ---------------------------------------------------- Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon segment of Monstermaster13 reviews...i'm everyone's favorite monstrous bloodthirsty Walken with another Walken review. This time I will be reviewing Saturday Night Live:  The Best of Christopher Walken.   But first a little backstory. Everyone is already probably familiar with the backstory behind Saturday Night Live and how it originated in the 70's up until today but i'm just going to get right to the good stuff here, so you lovely humans can sit back and enjoy as I review this masterpiece. Walken is part of the Five-Timers hosts club along with a few other  notable names which means he is one of the 5 reoccuring hosts/guests on the show. The Best of Christopher Walken is a compliation of his greatest skits including Ed Glosser: Trivial Psychic which is a parody of his Johnny Smith...

Chris: Hello humans and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon.  We have come a long way since I started doing these Walken themed reviews...so I thought that I might treat you all with something special. The movie I am reviewing tonight is the 2003 action comedy The Rundown - which in other countries is called Welcome To The Jungle. Directed by Peter Berg this stars wrestling superstar turned action hero Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.    For those wrestling fans out there….you would know that Dwayne is known for his WWE persona of ‘The Rock’ and for his moves like the Rock Bottom and People’s Elbow. In this movie he plays a bounty hunter named Beck who is asked to go to Brazil to retrieve the long lost son of his employer.   The long lost son is the sidekick in this movie and he is played by Seann William Scott. You might know him as Stiffler in the popular American Pie series and as the voice of Crash in Ice Age 2 or 3. At first our hero is reluctant ...

Chris: Hello humans,  monsters,  Walken fans and fellow bloodthirsty creatures of the night -  Chris the alpha Walken here with another episode of my Walken reviews.   I’ve been a little under the weather recently due to my powers suffering from a mental block,  which has made me think i’m not as powerful and Walkeny as I was.   But luckily it’s nothing that cowbell can’t fix.   My master has instructed me to go and see the movie Jersey Boys in hopes of fixing this problem,  but I have so many Walken movies to go through that it will be difficult to find time to put it in. You know what I love about being a Walken?  Being able to use my hypnosis to hypnotize people and convert them into fellow Walkens just like me.   I like the hypnosis/mind control aspect that comes with my powers and as such i’m going to review a movie which has that very element in it. Released in 1972,  that movie is The Mind Snatchers.  A...

Things To Do In Denver Review ------------------------------------------ Chris: Hello humans,  my name is Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to another episode of Walken reviews.   Now as you know,   Walken is a master when it comes to playing shady or villainous characters as he does it in a way that is beyond hypnotic. This movie i’m reviewing is one of the following,  released in 1995 -  this is Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.   Directed by Gary Fleder.    So sit back and relax as I tell you all about this underrated classic. It features an all star cast including Andy Garcia,  Treat Williams,  Steve Buscemi,  Gabrielle Anwar,  Fairuza Balk,  Christopher Lloyd (yes,  Doc Brown from Back To The Future) and of course Chris Walken in what I call his second most hypnotic performance yet. I will not be talking about the plot because I am pretty sure that we’ve all seen it,  but ...

Chris: Hello my lovely Walkenized subjects and fellow lovers of all things Walkeny,  it is time for another review with yours truly -   Chris the Alpha Walken,  your prince of darkness and patron saint of cowbell. Ah,  it’s late March and do you know that means?   That’s right,  it’s time for another installment of the Walken-A-Thon!  Now I originally intended the Walken-A-Thon to be exclusively a two month only thing during March and April considering  Christopher Walken’s actual b-day is on the last day of  March,   but there were so many Walken movies and Walken related media to go over -   I expanded it to be an all year round tradition. For those who are just new to it,  allow me to explain how it goes,  I -  Chris the alpha Walken,  a quasi-vampiric creature who looks and sounds like Walken himself -  review movies with Walken in them or anything Walken related in general.   Each...

America’s Sweethearts Review Disclaimer: This is a review of a Christopher Walken movie from a fictional vampire-like monster that is named after him.   This is mostly part of the Walken reviews series and is made to be humorous in nature. ------------------------------------ Chris: Hello dear human readers,  creatures of the night and fellow Walkens.   My name is Christopher,  the alpha Walken and i’m doing an extensive study on humans and how they perceive my kind, humans are very peculiar creatures aren’t they?   They have no claws or razor sharp pointed teeth but they can still hold their own on occasion. They tell such strange stories about us Walkens,  they portray us as villains.  When we only scare and punish those who are bad.   We are actually quite polite and nurturing.  We only get violent if we are threatened. Anyway...I think it’s time I got into doing another fabulous Walkeny review.   Well as I me...

Chris: Hello humans,  monsters and loyal Walkenized minions.   It is i,  your cowbell-crazed bloodthirsty host -  Chris the alpha Walken. It’s been quite the while since I,   Chris -  have reviewed a Walken movie to continue on the Walken a-thon hasn’t it...well of course it has.  I've been a very busy Walken recently but i've still been keeping in touch with my Walkenized minions and making new Walkens out of my faithful human readers. Last time I took a look at Trance,  The Comfort Of Strangers and the King Of New York.  All three of which were great movies with Walken in them. Now the Walken-A-Thon will continue with my review of the latest Walken flick I watched, the 2001 comedy Joe Dirt. This is the third Happy Madison production that has been reviewed thus far,   in my earlier installment I already reviewed Click..well back when I was a human that is, and my human form Nathan reviewed Bedtime Stories. I also...