Piff’s Super Fun Cozy Corner
Corey and Oats in…
NOTE: This is another cheerful/comedy story to balance out the dark ones i’ve written recently and this is very Piff centric and told in a way to reflect Piff’s sense of humor.
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Everyone’s favorite duo known as Corey and Oats often worked together and went on many adventures together both online and in the world around them, Piff - their pufferfish pal had blown up all over Youtube due to his popularity as a comedic icon and as a film-maker and now he was going to have fun in all sorts of ways.
One day he decided to put his skills as a comedian to good use to help Mel when she was feeling down, he did so by using some magic to create his very own cozy relaxation corner for them all to sit in with him, they all gathered into the relaxation room as the session began. The session began with some imagination sessions where they all imagined themselves as superheroes fighting off monsters in a homage to Power Rangers.
Followed by a water spa session where they all got to unwind and Piff and Tangie even played the bathbomb scent guessing game, which was followed by a bubble play session and some snacks before Piff made sushi for all of them and this was followed by another idea of his. Using magic from the bedbox to conjure up a stage as the opening intro to his own show played…’Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Piff Show, and now everyone clap your fins together, it’s time to meet your fabulous finned host, Piff.’
Piff jumped onto the stage and welcomed everyone to his show..’Hello everyone and welcome to the Piff Show, today we’ve got a whole ton of funny skits to make you very happy. And today we’ve got some fishtastic prizes for all of my friends. I hope you all enjoy the show’, the show started with Piff interviewing some talented fish and showcasing their talents and then doing an ‘Aquarium Talk’ segment.
Followed by an episode of Super Puffer where Piff was the titular hero, in this episode an evil group of underwater villains known as the Totally Fake Fish News time where spending nasty rumors about all of his friends. ‘Once da boss sees that we have spread da word of Mel and all her friends being homophobic and anti-fishite and racist we will get da biggest promotion ever.’ ‘Yeah, and that dumb bass pufferfish won’t be able to do anything about it.’ ‘We’ll see about that.’
Piff entered a nearby clothes shop and used the changing room, spinning around turning his clothes into his superhero costume. ‘Super Puffer is here!’ he exclaimed as he flew out of the store and headed to the HQ of these dastardly villains, he spotted them about to ship a bunch of fake magazines with the rumors in them. ‘Prepare to be Piffed up, scumbags.’ ‘Huh? Who the hell are you?’ ‘I’m Super Puffer and I’ve heard you spread rumors about my friends, calling them anti-fishite, homophobic and racist.’ ‘Well it’s true.’
‘According to who? YOU? Totally Fishy Fake News network is never accurate and never actually true. If Mel, Nathan or any of their friends were ever racist there wouldn’t be characters of color in this universe and believe me there are a lot of them. Also how is a racial change nor okay even though it’s common in some of these episodes? Is it because it’s about a villain from Tales From The Crypt who is African American being turned into a caucasian woman? Also if we were homophobic all of the LBGT characters would have been made as being completely straight.’ He looked down at the villains and used his magic abilities to fight them.
‘You think you can use magic to fight da truth? You cannot fight da truth, dawg.’ One of the villains jeered in what could only be described as how a Caucasian writer thought African Americans talked in real life but it came across as sounding like that rapping monster from the Guyver movie. ‘Yous can’t fight da truth, because youse too stupid because youse got stupid, you dumb bass.’ ‘Bass? Sir, i’m a pufferfish and you’re about to get piffed.’
He used some colorful magical abilities to battle the villains, as a warning message saying: ‘Warning: This is a justified revenge scene because it’s troublemaking characters in a comedy skit being defeated with magic, this is not to be taken seriously and if you get triggered about this, remember there is a number you can call, it’s 0800-4444-I-Just-Got-Offended-Because-I-Think-This-Is-About-Me-And-I’m-Using-ThisNumber-To-Cry-About-It.’
Which was followed by images of Piff doing wholesome things like eating pizza with Pikachu, skateboarding, surfing, playing the guitar and singing the ‘Surfing Fishy Boogie’ song as well as some bromance moments between him and Suku who was his twin, which showed them kissing and pretending to be a romantic couple in a skit. ‘That’s for anyone in the LBGTQIA crowd out there who is watching this show,
This was followed by the uncensored version of the scene being shown which just showed Piff blowing bubbles to stop the fishy news crew villains, and the censored version which was just the end of the magic fight followed by the bubbles. ‘You see my dear fish fans, it’s not okay to spread lies about others, even if you have good intentions. Sometimes even if you think it matters to you, it doesn’t. It is not use to treat them like they are criminals for actions they have may done in the past, especially if it does not concern you.’ He then transported the fish news villains to a special underwater prison where they were forced to eat lumpy potatoes for every meal like villains in the Vyond universe.
Which was followed by several infomercial parodies and a special commercial for a new hit album by Piff titled ‘Piffed Up’ which contained the hit new songs ‘The Pufferfish Rap’ ‘Surfing Fishy Boogie’ ‘Who’s A Lucky Lady Fish?’ ‘T-A-N-G-I.E’ ‘Sweetest Fish Cake.’ and even showing a music video of Piff dancing with anthropomorphic fish dancers on the beach.
Followed by a special series of skits including Piff taking on multiple characters and riding a broomstick and singing ‘Defying Gravity’ as he flew through the sky, which was followed by a cooking show segment where he made sushi and even made special pufferfish cookies with LGBTQIA flag colors on them and he even sang a song about appreciating all genders and species.
The fun kicked off even more when Piff highlighted fish that represented each color on the pride flag, in the form of a catchy song and he mentioned a lot of fish jokes and trivia, as he even invited Suku onto the show and they danced together and he even kissed him.
After this there was an infomercial for Piff’s own line of perfume called ‘Club Tropicana’ which had various fruit scented perfumes and even Ocean Fantasy which was a line of bathbombs with a fish theme to them, followed by Piff performing a special performance of one of his biggest hit songs.
This was followed by afternoon tea together and the gang all took part in a special group sing-along about being all together and appreciating all walks off life before they all had a relaxation session in the special room and got to experience visions of themselves in different art styles.
When dinner arrived they all gathered up for dinner and had delicious food to eat before Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and they all played together and had fun as Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish, they played games and had a karaoke session together and just relaxed and had fun for a couple of hours before getting ready for bed.
Oats put on his princes nightgown as Corey put on his bat pajamas as they all brushed their teeth and Piff initiated the closedown sequence, which was depicted in an elaborate anime style and featured the pufferfish flying through the clouds into a magical palace with a bedroom that was waiting just for him as the background changed from day to night as his clothes morphed into pajamas, he yawned and brushed his teeth as the goodnight message appeared on screen.
Piff floated into bed and gave the goodnight speech which was: ‘Sometimes when we have really bad days we need a place to unwind and that’s where this adventure came in, I showed my friends a magical relaxation room where anything can happen and told them if they ever have problems, it can always be solved here and that is the lesson to learn, so goodnight everyone’.
Anglo turned off the light and they all drifted off to sleep including Piff who dreamed of showing his friends what his special relaxation corner could do and thus their adventure had ended but more are coming up.
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Thank you for reading this particularly soothing story, I have been getting better since my very rough week that was this week due to issues i’d rather not discuss but if you see anyone spreading rumors about me online, do not believe what you see from people who have been saying such things. As you know I AM pro-lgbtq and only said I don’t like yaoi and not actual real life same sex marriages (if you’re gay, bi or whatever you identify as sexually I have no problem with that) and also for the record yes Werebelushi was ignorant when he said he didn’t that genders other than male or female existed back in 2022 but even then, it was just one incomplete rant nobody was supposed to see and it’s fictional, please do not take the words of a fictional character as being my actual opinions.
Also if I were supposedly against people of color I would not do race changes in my transformation stories or have no characters of color at all, if I were truly homophobic I would have not included any LGBTQIA representation at all, I had numerous jokes made about my own sexuality throughout the years made solely because of my tastes and I came out in 2021, I have lists of favorite queer characters and even have pride themed episodes of ‘Corey and Oats’so how I could be portrayed as the opposite is beyond me, anything you may have heard about me, i’m sorry but i’m not taking them seriously anymore, it has just gotten to cartoonish levels of stupid and i’m sorry if they don’t see eye to eye with me but oh well you can’t change someone’s mind if they didn’t have one to begin with.
Anyway, thanks for reading and I hope you have a good time reading it again.
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