Detective Piff to The Rescue

 Corey and Oats in.

Detective Piff to The Rescue

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Everyone’s favorite duo known as Corey and Oats were known for many adventures together both online and in the world around them and recently they had been a big wave of false accusations about Piff’s friends in Vyond City all because of a series of crimes started by the Alanastiums,  and as such he made it his goal to prove the innocence of Mel and his friends, after Mel had written two dark and depressing journals to vent out her anger,  it was time to lighten the mood.

So Piff used a special combination on the keyboard to open up a portal to the online realm selection realm and they all jumped through the computer screen and arrived through it into Vyond City,  where Piff immediately took on his Detective Piff persona and began to do a bit of research, he walked around the city and he came across a new fake news articles about Mel calling her bad words and depicting as the monster from the creepypasta episode she had been in just before.  

They all investigated the city and Piff managed to debunk the accusations of transphobia or homophobia from Jr Harrassor Demon and his misfit gang of wannabe criminals,  Jr Harrassor Demon is a demon villain in the fictional universe of Vyond City and Deviantart City and online domains in general (he is a cisgender male demon who is a lesser hate-demon that is made to represent toxic online behavior in general and the stupid attempts to dig up the past) and he often tried to make himself come across as a legit threat. ‘You know I liked you better when you were just a petty minor villain who did nothing but trying to make us look bad, this smear campaign is the lowest you have ever gotten.’

Piff proved to him that all of his claims were fake by showing a bunch of LGBT friendly adventures he and the others had been including scenes where Mel had kissed other female characters while as her regular gender and he even showed him a selection of bromance moments he had with Suku and Pikachu and Vidudu. ‘Oh i’m very sorry I believed the lies of the Alanastiums.’  ‘You should be, they bribed the local news station into posting this smear campaign and it’s not a good look for them. Also shame on you,  trying to bring Mel’s ape friend Brandon Kong into this,  Brandon’s a good Kong and yeah, they fought in the past but they are still friends regardless.  How dare you dig up the original Harassor Demon’s episode and tried to do a sequel to it not once but twice.’

‘Werebelushi rarely does legacy sequels and do you know why?  Because he said it would be very sad watching an supposedly older version of himself dealing with an older version of a previous enemy trying to restart the original’s timeline only to do it badly.  He didn’t even want to show up for this one.  And besides, we already dealt with the transphobia accusations in one of the very early episodes in the 2022 season of this series.  We all know Mel is LGBT positive and so do I.’  Corey added.  ‘Absolutely.’  

‘After all this time of trying to convince us you are a good villain,  you went too far and pulled this stunt on us. Look, Mel just wanted to have a good week but too bad bad guys like you have to ruin it.’  Piff floated up to Jr Harassor Demon and yanked on his horns before preparing to use some magic on him.

Piff used some magic to turn him into an an assortment of funny creatures including Sockhead from Freaked, Patrick Star,  Bruno from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure,  Rumi from K Pop Demon Hunters and even an onion headed scarecrow which was followed by him using magic and his special powers as Detective Piff to fight off the Alanastiums as a warning message appeared on screen which said: ‘Warning, this is a justified revenge scene which portrays getting payback against antagonistic troublemakers,  these troublemakers aren’t made to be sympathetic or likable and are Vyond villains, please do not try to act like they did nothing wrong, anyway, this is just satire and for comedy purposes.  But if you still have a complaint you call this number, 0800-I-Saw-Something-That-Offended-Me-So-I’m-Crying-About-By-Calling-This-Number.’

The scene showed Piff using his powers to defeat the Alanastiums in a humorous manner before he looked looked at Jr Harassor Demon in his onion-head scarecrow form and laughed…’What’s so funny?’ ‘Your head is an onion and onions make me laugh.’ 

‘Yo what are yo doin tryin to defend Mel like that? Dawg, do you have stupidity coming out of your head or somethin? Because it sounds like you are doing dat.’  ‘You’re the one with stupidity in your head if you ask me, if you believe the lies and rumors of others who have no evidence of what they believe the person they are targeting is doing, you are wrong.  And i’m unfortunately going to disagree on all accounts.’

‘Plus I cannot believe the words of someone who talks like that one rapping monster from the Guyver movie.’   ‘True, and even though I respect Werebelushi’s opinion on that movie, that rapping monster wasn’t in the least bit cool.’  ‘I smell a dum dum.’  Piff used his special powers and he detected the foul smell of dum dum were-aykroyd farts, and he reached for the attacker’s face and unmasked him his disguise form with magic, revealing Chub, one of Dumius’s henchmen. ‘Ah ha! Gotcha, nice try Chub.’  ‘Oh shoot, how did you know it was me?’  ‘Because dum dum were-aykroyds aren’t the best at acting human, and also your farts gave it away.’

Corey used some magic to unmask someone who had recently tried to turn one of Selena’s friends against her,  who was a bad Zavok lookalike who was unmasked to reveal that he was actually Rory from Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.  ‘Oh shit, Lem told me this disguise was flawless.’ ‘Oh Lem made you do this, did she?’

He also unmasked the other attacker with his magic, revealing it was Alan Huntington. ‘Alan, Alan, Alan I should have known. Only you would make rumors about other people and bribe the local news network into posting a smear campaign.’  ‘Yeah and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling heroes and that pufferfish.’  

The gang called the authorities and all the troublemakers including Jr Harassor Demon (who now knew he had gone too far),  Chub and the Alanastiums were all grounded and forced to eat lumpy potatoes for every meal (and so  was Rory) before the gang all had afternoon tea and played some games in the Vyond City arcade before using a portal to jump back all the way home back to Nile Road.

When they jumped out of the portal they all arrived back at Nile Road in time for dinner and they all had a lovely time unwinding and having a fun time. ‘Remember, people who say things about you that aren’t true aren’t exactly too well in the head.’  ‘Exactly, they take it too personally and no matter what evidence they have against you,  you will always have people who appreciate you and don’t follow their beliefs.’

Which was followed by Piff and Tangie fishing and catching a lot of fish, a karaoke session and some games before they all had a relaxation session together and the two fish did their favorite relaxing activities as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and afterwards they all relaxed before getting ready for bed.

Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his princess nightgown (followed by teeth brushing)  as Piff initiated the closedown sequence which featured the animated pufferfish dancing around in a virtual dance hall before floating into a sleeping chamber as the background shifted into a night-time one as his clothes morphed into pajamas as he floated into bed and drifted off to sleep as the goodnight message appeared on screen.

Piff floated into the bedroom and kissed Tangie before giving a goodnight speech which was: ‘Sometimes there are people who make us feel like we should delete ourselves from existence but those people do not know us personally,  they only know rumors and drivel spread through the words of other people, and if they refuse to hear your side of  the story, then that’s fine, they can keep their opinions but blindly following the opinions of others without forming your one is just not clever,  remember, if your friends and family know you are a good person, then you are a good person regardless.  And now we are all getting ready to go to bed, goodnight everyone.’

Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams including Piff who dreamed of being a hero to protect his friends from bad people in the Vyond universe, and now their adventure had come to an end but more are coming up soon, so stay tuned.

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Thank you so very much for reading this fun and enjoyable story,  this was made to be a happy and comedic story to balance out the depressing stories I wrote,  the reason why I write ‘dark’ or ‘depressing’  stories when in a bad mood is because people like to chastise me and act like I care about them, to be honest I don’t,  I don’t care about every single nasty rumor about me that is based on stuff I forgot about,  I don’t take people like that seriously,  being told to delete my accounts or deactivate or whatever -  yeah sorry, not gonna happen -  these fools would have better luck trying to get into Fort Knox.

Rumors are just that, rumors, just because you heard from it someone on discord or reddit or other websites does not mean it’s true, I have mentioned I am not anti-LGBT and I am not transphobic,  if I was transphobic I would have outright vilified the trans characters in some of my stories and made slurs about them or said they need to go to concentration camps and if I was anti-LGBT I would not have included pride flags in some of my pictures or even include gay, lesbian, bi or any characters of a different sexual orientations and would have just made them straight,  yeah Werebelushi made a mistake back in 2022 with that rant that was supposed to be about odd character tf moods but was incomplete but he did apologize more than once, it’s just no one listens and also I did not know that terms outside of male, female or trans even existed at the time.   I’ve made up for it already, I don’t think I should listen to any of those types of people, I mean what does it matter if they have supposed evidence,  dragging my friends into the mess and vilifying them for trying to stand up for me is just low.

I have controversial opinions, so what,  I have had fights with someone who I considered a friend, so what?  Like does that even matter?  Dragging my friends into messes like that just makes me hate people like that even more, so to all of those people that act like I should be off the internet - too bad, i’m staying and if you don’t like what I have to say, well i’m sorry I couldn’t make you change your mind but some people just can’t have their minds changed anyway because they’re too stubborn,  not even with mind changes.  I never set out to harm anyone with these stories,  i’m not one of those extreme people that just lumps in transformation among other oddly tingly feeling things that can’t be discussed without censoring the story,  I just like transformation as a topic,  I enjoy writing about it and roleplay it, but what happens in roleplays isn’t real, these stories and characters aren’t real either, so please consider this (and besides, it’s not like I wasn’t actually trying to give someone a thing for becoming a Hessian-like vampire or a vampire in general, I may like vampires but I know they are fictional,  unlike the emotion draining vamps who we encounter every day,  characters like Lillith, Marceline,  Angel, Barnabas, etc, are not real people. As much as I love Salma Hayek I would not actually go to her house and start worshipping her like she’s Santanico in real life).

Also keep in mind that I did not specifically say I had a thing for vampires and characters who are half-creature, that is just a character preference of mine and I used to do ‘transformation’ sessions with my mother in my old house every night, it was a relaxation session to help me sleep and that is where the transformation guides came from. I have had a phobia of ‘bad ends’ and dark transformations ever since I started playing video games,  I used to really be scared of game over screens and I have seen a number of transformation scenes in games that were scary and graphic and I could not imagine anyone thinking it would be cool to be stuck like that, being stuck as a monster of any kind forever is something I would not wish on my enemies,  fiction is just that -  fiction,  and if you can’t tell the difference right away,  maybe just maybe there was always something wrong with your perspective. 

I am just going to say this,  sorry for the tangent I just had to explain the leftover loose ends and to explain the best I could,  I am in a better mood now and made this story to show it, thank you for reading.