Piffy the Monster Slayer

 Corey and Oats in

Piffy the Monster Slayer

NOTE: This is the original version of the Piffy the Monster Slayer story that I have had to edit due to some recent issues that I will not bring up except as a joke within the stories,  the following is a parody story and not a revenge-fic directed towards any person, if you act like this is about you,  then that is your fault and not mine,  don’t take such stories so seriously.  The antagonists aren’t supposed to be sympathetic, they are monsters to be slain and that is it.

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Corey and Oats had many friends they all loved but one friend in particular that was getting a lot of popularity was Piff the pufferfish, Piff had developed a huge internet following due to his funny videos and how his videos were boosting Mel’s subscriber count up to 272 and how he had become quite a comedic legend in his community and a hero for defeating indecent villains in the Deviantart City.

One day he was on the computer with Mel and the group were on Deviantart, Piff had his own deviantart account which was EmperorPufferfish710, and his gallery had tons of funny fan-scripts inspired by Brainiacadam’s Vyond videos featuring him and his friend Suku also had an account - Suku had recently made a comic series called ‘Piffy the Monster Slayer’ which was a homage to Buffy the Vampire Slayer and featured Piff slaying bad monsters in the Deviantart City world.

He was looking through the latest comic which featured him in a house inspired by one of Mel’s nightmares - inhabited by all sorts of horrific demons and he decided to use a magic combination on the keyboard to unlock a portal to the online world, which opened up in the middle of the screen and they all jumped through it and when they jumped through the portal they arrived in the virtual world.

Which was followed by them all selecting the Deviantart City and realm jumping through it, arriving in Deviantart City and when they arrived in the Deviantart City realm they explored all of the gallery museums for each character until they discovered Suku’s, Suku smiled as he handed Piff a book as a present. ‘I see you have accepted my invitation. I have a gift for you, it is the book of Big Bads in Deviantart City, read this and it will help you.’ ‘Thanks.’  ‘We have a  problem with villainous monsters and because the original version of this episode had to be censored because of the freakendope community not being happy with their kind being played as villains we have to had to deal with finding new villains to make the big bads.  So here’s a vile monster for you to slay,  he is a villain from the Vyond universe called The Mask.’ 

“The Mask? Like in the Jim Carrey movie?”

“The one and the same.”

“What is he doing?”

“He is traumatizing a user named Brainaicadam.”

“Oh yes I can slay him.”

‘Good,  because at least if you slay him no one is going to complain about you supposedly committing an act of revenge against a character who in that universe is pure evil.  I mean you have seen the Carreyvirus Pandemic episode.’  ‘Oh yes I have, don’t worry. I have.’  The gang all decided to set off along with Piff.

The first set of monsters Piff battled were were-fandom parody OCs who were easily disposed of, because Piff knew that the key to slaying bad werecreature media was with good ones,  so he disposed of them all with copies of the Howling, Cat People,  and American Werewolf In London and many other actually good werecreature movies,  before slaying the head of the were-fandom parodies with some blasts from his crossbow, causing the were-fandom parody leader’s body to explode into pieces in a visceral manner as the ‘warning: This scene is not suitable for people who take stories too seriously, this is a revenge scene which is parodic in nature and not for the likes of easily triggered people who take things too seriously, if you are one of these people, please read something else’, message appeared on screen,  followed by a collection of wholesome images consisting of Piff looking at bathtubs.

Which was followed by a horde of dum dum were-aykroyds lumbering towards the gang but Piff knew he could easily outrun them and dum dums weren’t the smartest of enemies,  so he kept them distracted with donuts, specifically their favorite dum dum donuts.  Which was followed by a mini-boss fight with a horde of people who had become possessed by The Mask and had become Terror Toons-esque Masked versions of themselves,  he used light arrows from The Legend of Zelda to defeat them, which was followed by a duo boss fight.

This boss fight was against The Mask and The Honey Monster,  who had both replaced the freakendope queen Narrak (who was cut out of the previous version of this episode due to the freakendope community being up-in-arms about her being portrayed as a villain) and Piff and Mel both teamed up with all their friends to defeat both of them in a Dragonball Z inspired battle.  After a Jr Harrassor Demon tried to make themselves the next recurring enemy,  Piff tossed the demon aside and laughed. ‘Don’t make me laugh, you’re just a rehash of another villain from 2022. You’re not even that clever,  you’re just a weak minor villain.  We don’t do sequels to things we already dealt with years ago. The original demon was defeated, and Werebelushi already explained he does not do legacy sequels.’

Piff then slayed a hate-demon with positive comments before having afternoon tea with everyone and sharing some snacks. ‘That’s one villain busted, thousands more to go, i’m Piffy the monster slayer and you’ve just been piffed.’  They all gathered together to relax before meeting up again with Suku.

Suku hugged Piff and they all cuddled up together before back towards the exit portal which took them to the online realm selection screen,  they all exited the online realm selection screen through an exit portal which took them back through the portal which took them out of the computer screen and  upon jumped out of the screen they arrived back in Nile Road.

Upon doing so they all had dinner and played games afterwards as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and afterwards Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish before they all played together and sang songs,  even taking part in a karaoke contest. 

When they finished having fun there was a calming relaxation session where Piff and Tangie made fish themed arts and crafts and even played Tangie’s favorite game before Corey and Oats both put on their night-clothes before brushing their teeth as Piff initiated the closedown sequence.

This time the closedown sequence was depicted in an Edward Gorey-esque art style with the anthropomorphic pufferfish dancing with his shadow and the shadow of the pufferfish yawned as the daytime background morphed into a night time one and the pufferfish was wrapped in some kind of mummy style wrap except for his arms and legs and his head,  and when he burst out of the mummy wrap his outfit morphed into a gothic style pair of pajamas with fanged fish faces on it and he jumped into bed as a goodnight message appeared on screen.

Piff jumped into bed and snuggled up with Tangie, before turning to give a goodnight speech: ‘We have done such a good job defeating the forces of evil tonight and now we shall get ourselves ready to go to sleep and we are going to make sure that the villains we fight do not enter our dreams. So goodnight to all of you, love from Piff’, as they all snuggled up and Anglo turned off the light.

Upon snuggling up and drifting off to sleep they all had sweet dreams including Piff, who dreamed of his monster slayer alter-ego fighting off the creatures that haunted Mel’s nightmares.  And thus their adventure had ended but more are coming up, so stay tuned.