Piff Parodies A Bad Crossover

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Piff Parodies A Bad Crossover

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Corey and Oats had many adventures both online and in the world they lived in - in general but one friend of theirs was known for extremely popular online escapades and that friend was Piff the pufferfish who had over 300 subscribers on Youtube and had a wide fanbase of fans who loved his content, both humans and fish could get behind his stuff and in more ways than one, recently Piff had seen Suku (a pufferfish who looked and dressed exactly like him) had written a funny fan comic called ‘Piff Mocks The Terrible Team Crossover’ in which Piff did a parody review of a bad crossover comic piece. ‘This comic has no reason to exist other than being a bad crossover fic and half of the characters are flanderized or sidelined for the freaking Loud House kids.  There’s a whole section dedicated to the Goosebumps villains but it wastes them, Slappy is made into a smart alec wisecracking wannabe for pete’s sake.’

Which inspired him to use a combination on the keyboard which he used to open up a portal to the online world,  which they all jumped through via the screen and they arrived in Deviantart City upon reaching the other end,  and they walked around for a bit before entering a building which was Suku’s gallery.   Once there Piff greeted Suku and gave him a hug before using some magic to bring the story to life.

The duo along with Piff saw a group of ineffective heroes in a supposed crossover adventures including Lincoln Loud and Lucy Loud,  Jinx from League of Legends, Link from the Legend of Zelda,  an edgy OC character, Carly Beth, Tommy Jarvis, and for some reason Pikachu and Vault-Boy all in some kind of weird attempt at a crossover. Piff floated over to them and began to tear them apart.  ‘How dare you make a mockery out of good hero and villain teams with this drivel. For starters, seriously your creator makes Tommy Jarvis a comic relief character who gets everything know,  has this creator even have seen the franchise he’s from?’  ‘Hey, we’re in the middle of something here.’

‘In the middle of what,  the worst crossover ever? All these are the same, these are hitpieces against people who ship Jack Frost from Persona with Elsa Schneider from the Indiana  Jones franchise.  I am sorry,  but look at how much this creator acts like people who support this are evil.’  ‘What?’ ‘And these are the worst portrayals of the characters I have ever seen. Especially the villains, hey…dear author who made this drivel,  just because at one point Disneyland had a Goosebumps stage show and Goosebumps the tv show was aired on Fox which is now owned by Disney, doesn’t make him a Disney character!  He is not a pop culture spewing villain who makes references.’   ‘But this version…’  ‘Don’t care, fix it.  Also seriously, you had to make the Indoraptor a Donkey wannabe?’

He then used some magic to improve the story, transforming the team into various different forms including into different species of fish,  into beanie babies and even into funny halloweentown creatures.  ‘Also seriously, was that diatribe against Disney Jr shows really necessary?  These aren’t episodic dramas, these are shows made to entertain kids who are just learning about the world around them, they don’t need anything too deep just yet. Stop acting like the villains from these shows don’t have depth,  of course Sofia the First or Mickey Mouse Clubhouse isn’t on the same level as Rick and Morty or even Bojack Horseman, it’s not supposed to be, you’re taking this crap too seriously..’  They all had lunch and some snacks before continuing on.  ‘Oh and this gets even worse, you did this fake Goosebumps parody of me just because you did not like me and Tino the shark snackles' review of Jaws 3D because we said that we can’t imagine anyone defending it?’  ‘But Jaws 3D is a masterpiece, you just don’t get it. EssayMaster03 said so in his totally revisionist video titled Jaws 3D is Not As Bad As Everyone Thinks.’

Piff laughed as he messed with the rest of the characters in the comics and fixed it…’Tino did not say he hates Jaws 3D because he thought it was a bad movie nor did he say he hated the franchise,  he just said Jaws has given sharks a negative reputation.’  ‘Don’t care.’  ‘You should, you sent your attack dogs oops I mean fans after me.’

He used some magic to teach the leader a humorous lesson including turning him into an onion-headed scarecrow. ‘Hey, you turned me into an onion-headed scarecrow, why?’  ‘Because onions are my comfort vegetables’,  which was followed by afternoon tea and him using some magic to turn some anti-ai ‘annoying voice’ characters into funny shapes, which was followed by afternoon tea and breaking out into a song.

Finally he made it so the entire comic was now a ‘Piff’ comic, after that the group all played together before ending the comic with a final musical number and they all decided to walk around before jumping out of an exit portal that took them all back to their home in Nile Road and upon coming out of the exit they arrived back in the lounge to prepare for dinner.  When it was time to get ready Piff went into full chef mode and making some delicious food and serving it at the top.

Piff gathered everyone for dinner and made some Japanese dishes for dinner and after dinner they relaxed as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and played games before Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of of fish, followed by another game session an hour later, after playing games together they had a karaoke session where they sang a selection of favorite songs..

Followed by Corey putting on his bat pajamas and Oats putting on his princess nightgown as they all had an ASMR session together with wholesome activities including fish themed activities and Tangie’s favorite game of guessing the bathbomb scent, which was followed by them all going into the bedroom and brushing their teeth.  Piff initiated the closedown sequence featuring the animated pufferfish,  this time it was in the style of a Sanrio cartoon as it depicted the pufferfish using a magic blanket to fly through the air,  flying past trees and buildings as his clothes morphed into pajamas and there was a color warping of the background into a night-time one as the pufferfish landed in a little underwater house and bedroom, as he brushed his teeth and yawned as he used the magic blanket to fly into bed and drift off to sleep as soothing music played and a goodnight message appeared on screen.

He then floated into bed with all the friends and gave a goodnight speech which was: ‘It pays to have really good friends who love making things for you to enjoy, I enjoyed this adventure because it was courtesy of my bestie Suku who is a very nice pufferfish who looks just like me. And I truly had quite a wonderful adventure with all my friends exploring this one he made. I hope you had fun watching our adventures too, goodnight to you all.’

Anglo turned off the light and they all drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams including Piff, who dreamed of going on more crazy adventures in D