Jill’s Little Problem: The Unwanted Reboot

 Jill’s Little Problem: The Unwanted Reboot

Corey and Oats had many friends and went on many adventures, sometimes though they would have to make tough decisions and today was one of those days, it was September 24th, 2025 and it was supposedly going to be the day that a big get together that was really an extended meeting with fancy food was going to be happening that afternoon.

The whole gang had been informed that Mel was supposed to come and join Jill and the staff from both houses at the community center in Birkenhead, but after Jahna had made her decision, Mel decided not to and decided to follow through on it, unfortunately…Jill was not so clued-in on the decision and called her a couple of hours earlier that adventure. ‘Look Jill, you can’t expect us to go to this thing.’ Corey spoke up. ‘But you have to, it’s important.’  ‘Not really, I mean even if we did want to go it’s not that important.’ ‘It’s not a meeting, it’s a social gathering.’  ‘Look, you can call it a social gathering all you like but it’s just a fancy way of saying boring meeting, not any different than the usual end of month meetings at Belmont.’  ‘Yeah, it’s not any different than that.’  ‘But the cab driver is going to pick me up to pick you up.’

‘I am sorry but you can try to beg and plea all you want but it’s not working.  I know you probably are so excited to see Piff and Tangie but those two aren’t just going to come and see you just because they told them too.  This two fish have things they want to do and that does not include going to some get together to do nothing for a few hours.’  ‘But i’ll give Mel something she likes.’ ‘You can promise her all the squishmallows in the world but nothing will convince her to go just because you want her there with you, she loves you, yes but that doesn’t mean she has to agree to do everything you say.’  ‘But i’ll get her more squishmallow stickers or coloring books…’ ‘You can promise her a mountain of squishmallows and she’d still say no.’

‘I have the right to refuse.’ ‘No you don’t.’  ‘Look the Christmas party is mandatory, so even if I didn’t like it’s obligatory to do it every year.  I’m doing the ball this year because hey I don’t have to go along with the theme and be whatever or whoever I want. You are pushing it, I mean you’ll live, it’s just 2 hours of nothing. And the food won’t be that good anyway.’  ‘But you could write an adventure out of it.’  ‘No thank you. Who would want us to do a whole episode where it’s just us at a boring get together?  Look we were able to make the hospital and William Sanders village adventures interesting,  and yeah we hated the idea of the berry farm adventure too - yet that was one of our first episodes.’  Oats added.  ‘Asking us for this is stretching too far.’  ‘But you have to.’  ‘Uhhh no, just because you and everyone else is doesn’t mean we are. Tasha doesn’t want to, Arianne is the only member of the Nile Road gang who is going, you can’t ask Mel to change her decision.’  ‘What is said is said and what is done is done.’

‘Also you are aware that Ratty does these Little Problem episodes as revenge against you, right?’  ‘Well of course I did.’  ‘You do know that he does these because he can’t stand your behavior.’  ‘Well yes.’  ‘Good.’  Ratty immediately heard what Jill was saying, and he thought it was unfair that the gang were being forced into something they didn’t want to.

As soon as Mel put the phone down and the conversation ended and the taxi picked up Jill and took her to the community center in Birkenhead, that is where the dark revenge angle took place…as she began to sit and down and eat with the others her stomach grumbled and she started to swell and gain tremendous amounts of weight as she produced loud farts, which made the other women laugh at her as her arms and hands grew hair on them, her hands swelling and her fingers thickening as her chest and torso also grew hair on them, and her breasts swelled and produced milk…’tee hee dum dum Jillie make milkies ! Did I just call myself Jillie?’,   she felt embarrassed as her outfit slowly began to get tighter and tighter and her top ripped at the sides as her arms broadened and swelled, developing hairs on them.

She panicked as all the other ladies mocked her and laughed at her, especially once her rear bloated and swelled and she produced fart after fart, and she grew to 6’1. ‘Oh no, i’m so sorry girls,  I did not mean to…tee hee, dum dum Jillie is silly!’,  she giggled as she grew a double chin and her back and shoulders broadened while her eyebrows thickened and her hair lengthened,  her appearance shifting into that of a plus sized were-aykroyd dum dum complete with Aykroydian yet still feminine features as she farted a flurry of farts that made every other member present recoil as Ratty laughed evilly at her.

Soon,  the Dum dumifed Jill found herself lost in her own battle against her grotesquely mutating form and she found herself turning full on dum dum and bursting out of her shoes, those massive dum dum were-aykroyd feet with webbed toes on full display.  This of course was the actual revenge fic aspect and it turned out Ratty had written this to get revenge on her.  ‘Ratty, you can’t write that sort of thing.’  ‘What?  The revenge aspect?  The dum dum transformation?’ ‘All three, plus the dum dum transformation might be NSFW because of the milk producing scene.’  ‘‘You guys appear in a storyline that has dum dum transformations in them and in each one there is at least some milk making and dum dum pregnancy.’  ‘Well the dum dum stuff in that universe and in those adventures parodies NSFW content.’

Piff looked at the fic….’Also you wrote it that I am the one who transforms her by putting dum dum ingredients in the food,  I would never treat her like that.’  ‘I’m sorry guys, I couldn’t  bear to see you suffer due to how she reacts to Mel’s decisions.’  ‘That’s alright, I know you have these feelings that you can’t help but have sometimes when bad things happen.’

Ratty deleted the fic he had written and apologized to Jill in the form of a video which he sent to her,  this was followed by the duo using a special tool to make up an adventure where they explored a virtual world to go into Piff’s favorite places like Kelly Tarlton’s, Universal Studios, Spirit Halloween, to name a few and then going through a tunnel to explore a mystery before having afternoon tea.

Which was followed by them having their own gathering but it was a gathering of squishmallows and they all sang songs and played games as they got ready for dinner,  Piff explained that he was glad they chose to stay,  because he knew that had they had gone, they would have had to deal with rainy weather on the way.

They had a snack dinner and a supperish side dinner…’Well this was fine just as it is.’ ‘Yeah, true that place must have had nicer food but to be honest this is way better’,  which was followed by the duo and all their friends playing games as Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish as they had fun,  which was followed by a karaoke session and some games as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure.  They had a bit of time to write some stories with Piff before Piff and Tangie did their own activities together.  Ozzy the bat flew over to them and hugged them, he knew that being part of their friend gang was the best decision he had ever made.

After their karaoke session came to an end, they all had a wholesome relaxation session and Piff and Tangie did their relaxation session including fish themed activities and Tangie’s bathbomb guessing game, as Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his princess nightgown before brushing their teeth.

Piff initiated the closedown sequence which featured the animated pufferfish in a video game similar to Super Mario where he had to collect bedtime themed powerups and his clothes morphed into pajamas as he flew through the air in the game and a ‘daytime level complete’ message appeared, followed by arriving in the night-time level which showed the background had changed to reflect it as the pufferfish swam through a tunnel and arrived into the bedroom area of the level, picking up a toothbrush powerup and brushing his teeth before yawning and laying down on the bed as a message saying ‘nighttime level, complete, goodnight’ appeared.

He then created his own Mario styled level which he used to go all the way from the lounge to the bedroom, picking up fish shaped powerups that gave him different abilities and unlocking special night-time mode costumes as he raced through a maze,  solved a puzzle and teleported through a special portal into the bedroom,  upon entering the bedroom the ‘night-time level complete, the adventure for the day has finished’, message popped up as he jumped into bed and he kissed Tangie.

This was followed by him giving a  goodnight speech which was: ‘We all have to make decisions and sometimes sticking with them can be hard when others expect you to follow through with their plans, sometimes it’s hard to say no to someone and sometimes it’s scary when they try to snap at you for not going along with something they want you to do.  But we have the right to say and do whatever we like and the right to accept and to turn down things, especially if there are things we don’t like.  We may have missed out on the adventures the ladies were up to but we had our own adventures right here.  Sometimes what we end up doing instead is better than what we missed out.  I’m glad we did not end up going, because I don’t think I could handle so many ladies staring at me,  I mean what would have Tangie thought about that?  But nonetheless, we are all happy to have had this adventure instead and we hope you enjoyed this little adventure as well,  right now it is time for us to go to sleep, so sweet dreams to you all, love from all of us.’

Anglo turned off the light and they all drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams including Piff, who dreamed of attending a squishmallow get together with all his buddies, and thus their adventure had ended but more are coming up, so stay tuned.