WB Rants: Excuse Me.

 Werebelushi:

Websites or groups focusing on a-logging creep me out, they just do. I am just saying that if you think one individual is worth harrassing because of what you think they must be like that doesn't make you look good in the slightest, we get it...people like CWC are hilarious and also depressing because they're so far-off they don't know how reality works, but going after people that aren't even lulcows anyway or used to be one even if they're not even in your circle is kind of creepy, especially if it's to the point of revealing personal information about them and asking questions about what gender they identify as and what not, does that part even matter?  Like in the case of Nathan. Look,  if Nathan says he identifies as a male, then let him identify as male, don't say that he's not and he's not a 'real man',  he chooses to identify as male and as a cisgender male at that, and just leave it at that.  Also what buisness do these random people have to do with him anyway?  The guy with an avatar of bacon pretty much says Nathan did/does all this shit like having people who block him get punished in his stories saying that it's against the 'law',  hey..dumbass, those are just stories and they're not about people who block him,  what, don't you understand how parody works?  Yes he tends to be a bit oversensitive about people blocking him even for legit reasons because that's only because he thinks that means the person blocking him hates his guts and would hate him IRL. Trust me I am the same way.

He gets jealous when he sees a friend of his with someone else and not him, i'm the same way...I feel like that person is stealing my friends from me.  Also while he did  make death and rape threats towards a certain person, he got  too worked up over the whole blocking thing that's all and that's just about what actually happened.  The two have made up.  Oh really? Where's your evidence that you think the werejoshpeck thing was about incest?  Oh that's right, this is just your dumbass analysis that just proves you are thinking too much into it.  I'm going to say that the only reason you think is that you yourself have no one to love because you are a terrible person who is a plague upon humanity,  nobody will ever love you because like the rest of your ilk, you are an empty lifeless husk with no personality traits apart from being a dickhead.  The werejoshpeck story isn't incest related, you're just too thinking too hard into it.  And fyi, Nathan has been making his characters/personas have bisexual energy even before it became cool to do so.  You should see Mel, seriously...possessed!Mel when she was possessed by Russell Brand and also by Mick Jagger, yeah it's Mick and/or Russell using a spell to disguise themselves as her but it's still Mel and while she does have a boyfriend (multiple in-fact),  she still gives off bisexual energy.

I'm just saying that your assumption that Nathan made a character bisexual solely because it's the popular thing to do now is bullshit, and it's not even in the 'take that critics, this character is gay' way, it's in the way that has always been.  Nathan himself is bi. And also yeah, what racial allegory?  Oh I get it. It's because the Werejoshpeck's lover is a gorilla-man and apparently to some people gorilla = African Americans.  Yeah, where did that stereotype come from again?  I don't remember it ever being a thing.  There was that complaint with Sing too...uhhh...gorillas have dark fur which is usually black (older ones have silver in it hence the word 'silverback'), it's their natural color...it's got nothing to do with race.

Also for the record...excuse me, where are you getting the rest of these accusations from?  I assume you're pulling them out of your ass.  Also what's the problem with having a thing for Dan Aykroyd?  I have a thing for him too and so does Nathan. Although tell Eukie that you have a problem with someone crushing on Dan and you might end up in need of medical attention, and bad news ofr you, she's the only one around who can help.  It's not my fault that Dan is so thicc and deliciously sexy and bangable.  It's not my fault he makes me jealous whenever he's with a beautiful woman I also happen to be attracted on screen and off-screen.   If Nathan chooses to obssess with and crush on Aykroyd that is his choice, stop trying to tell him what he can and can't do.   Besides,  he kins as Dan and dreams about him and Aykroyd chose him.

For the record the other shit you mentioned sounds like bullshit to me or that you're just pulling it out of your ass.  And can we talk about the very reason why I don't like this current wave of attemtping to dig up Nathan's past?   Mainly being that creepy little twerp who called Nathan's work 'disgusting' and 'incomprensible' despite the fact this guy also did a joke Undertale AU that nobody can possibly get due to the casting of Youtubers he fanboys over and music that doesn't even have lyrics.  I couldn't care less about Undertale to be honest, you could do Undertale with the cast of Grand Bundapest Hotel,  or Undertale with the original All That cast and it still wouldn't interest me.  

Also...this guy's thing is he is a creepy Homestuck fan. Right now I am feeling so fucking bad for Andrew Hussie having to deal with creeps like this on a regular basis.  If I were him i'd put a restraining order on all of them.   This guy has a fetish for Jade Harley, why? *takes a look at Jade* I don't see anything attractive about her or any character in the series, they just look like flattened South Park characters to be honest, I know it's done badly on purpose but still...why would these guys be attracted to these?  It's like being attracted to Puro from Changed.  People, Puro is a latex-animal that pretty much looks like Toothless cosplaying as Erik from Phantom Of The Opera, what's to love about him?

Homestuck characters are only attractive in cosplay and fanart, their designs don't come across as 'attractive',  at least not normally.  I don't think Jade would be remotely attracted to this creep to be honest given his behavior and how he blatantly simps over her creepily and talks about wanting to be 'inside her' oops...I mean actually being her, not even kidding...he has sexual fantasies about being her.   Oh I get it, he likes her because she's part dog in god tier mode and he wants to be part-dog so he can have someone treat him like the dog he really is,  oh wait...I get it, he wants her because he wants a woman who can double as a pet and he is totally into pet-play.   Note that he said 'nope, never again' only to come back once Jade was mentioned, he feels strongly about his attraction to a character.  So strongly in fact he likely got butthurt at what Nathan wrote.  It's stupid that he's even allowed online to begin with, I didn't know they let potential serial killers online.  I'm sure he'd get along with Ed Gein since he has a lot in common with him.

On his planet apparently 'nope, never again' translates to 'nope, never...unless my waifu is mentioned or there is something that this person I have picked on does to trigger me then I will come back and bitch some more'.  Also,  yeah...he seems to forget that the Mister Metokur video was taken down not by Nathan but likely by COPPA since Papa Metokur isn't family friendly ya know,  and also that one pathetic rant video he did, he took that down himself to comply with COPPA's rules.  'False-flagging'?  Maybe next time pal you should move your channel to a site that doesn't fall under the talons of COPPA.  Also...what lulcow boards/Youtube forums?   Oh you mean those 4-chan wannabe boards like lulcow.farm among others?   He only posted on those because he didn't like that they mentioned him as if they want him to make a comeback. He has made a comeback, it's just he did it because he wanted to.  Also i'm just saying it's kind of pathetic that all these sites and boards hyped him up to be the next CWC solely because of the idea of having a 'questionable' OC and bad behavior in the past,  Nathan has actually learned from those mistakes and besides, those boards actually did point out that he's actually nothing like CWC.  Besides, CWC is truly the worse, there's otherkin and then there's whatever the fuck he thinks he is.  Also yes I referred to CWC as he and not she since he's still male. He doesn't know how being trans works.  Also did you ever stop to think the reason Nathan posts on CWC videos saying he's not as bad as that abomination is because he is an actual autistic person and being compared to Chris Chan is an insult?  Yes, Nate is autistic according to medical records. It's not a self diagnosis or anything, his medical records and also his mother have proved it that he really is autistic.  And he doesn't use it as a crutch. Saying all autistic people are mental cases like CWC is like saying all homosexual men  are like how homosexuals are stereotyped as being flamboyant, limp-wristed 'fae'-like Ken dolls with a lisp.  It's offensive.

Also can we talk about that weirdo who has cow face-paint on?  Clearly he missed what Nahtan was saying with the weight gain transformations. I am just saying that if a weight gain transformations that have the person who isn't normally overweight just become a slovenly overweight version of themselves falls under the gross-out category when the sslob stuff is thrown in and epseically if gas as in burps and farts are involved, and I don't like that kind of humor and it stereotypes overweight people as being gross.  I myself am a heavyset dude and I know my species is known for being crass but that's only because people typecast me as a slob.  It hurts me to be typecast solely because of my girth you know.   Also because of how some food-based monsters seem to be focused on not only fattening up their victims with food but also turning them into food and eating them...isn't that technically a fancy way of saying 'it's vore, but you're not technically you anymore so it's okay'?.  It's fine to have a monster fatten up another human character with cake if the cake turns the person into a creature like them or even into a copy of siad monster, but to have him just that person into a a slice of cake? No. No. No...you've gone too far.

If a weight gain transformation is just someone who isn't normally fat just becoming a fat version of themselves, that's not much of a transformation to me.  It's like if you give Donkey Kong saiyan powers,  DK wouldn't be able to use them since he isn't an actual Saiyan. Yes, a human can become a Saiyan but only via wishes from the Dragon Balls.  Also he obviously wouldn't be able to go Oozaru since you know...he doesn't have a tail,  and that's basically a requirement for an Oozaru transformation ya know, gotta have the tail and you know, DK's already an ape, so there goes that.  Also, note I am going by the anime and manga and games and not the live-action movie, since we know Dragonball Evolution doesn't count.  I may not be an expert on all anime but I know my stuff when it comes to Pokemon, Digimon and Dragon Ball.   

It's okay to have Leia or Rey actually transform into a Hutt just like Jabba, but not to just have them eating like a Hutt only to just roughly gain weight while still being roughly human-sized...see?    Also if I was to overanalyse the weirdo with the cow face-paint i'm going to say he is an otherkin who identifies as a cow because he likes cows, either he was born in a country that is known for a big cattle population or he  lived in the countryside and he identifies with cows because he has seen them all his life, since the site he is on is basedo n lulcows it is clear that he likes this and also possibly wants to be a cow himself.  Judging by his photo he looks overweight so he likes cows becasue they're big like he is,  he obviously wants to be a woman because he doesn't like being male and the burdens that come with it, maybe his kin-self is a cow-woman and he has always wanted to have a pair of breasts or 'udders' (since they are the same and serve the same purpose) of his own.  It's okay dude, just admit it i'm sure they'll accept you.

Also he acts like Nathan should hate pig transformations and he finds them problematic. Why?  Oh it's because most of the pig tfs he has seen in Nathan's selection being female, and he thinks of this as Nathan approving of body-shaming.   I don't see it as shaming. The guy clearly doesn't know what irony means.  Oh I get it...he thinks that for a man to transform into a pig is totally fine because get it men are always like pigs anyway,  but he thinks it would be body-shaming if it was a woman transforming.  Here's the thing, it's not body-shaming, I don't see it as body-shaming.   Ironic transformations are funny. And Nathan likes hooved animal-people, got a problem with that?  To have a dude-bro who is obssessed with being physically fit and being 'attractive' being forced to turn into a grotesque fat frog-monster is ironic and funny because it's a guy who is obsessed with his own self-image and what he views himself to be becoming exactly what he actually is on the inside,  a woman who goes from being a single mother to being a plus-sized anthro animal-woman who now suddenly has multiple kids is also ironic and funny.

Also am I supposed to find racial transformations offensive? From what i've seen they're all harmless,  i've seen no negative racial stereotypes, and no 'blackfacing' or 'yellowfacing', it's harmless to me and I find it refreshing.  This guy is just triggered by things he doesn't understand.  In addition to this about the other guy.  Uhhh, dear other guy, you weren't there during the Combusting Herpes era, that answer to a question is one describing something which happened to him in 2013-2014.  He is basically saying that he didn't like the site and neither did I.  Did anyone outside of the MLG demographic really like that site at all?  I don't think so. Because all I ever saw on there was a bunch of edgelord wannabes spelling badly on purpose and trying to pick fights with everyone including Nathan.  Yeah I already talked about this in my other rants so you don't need to hear anymore. I am just saying that this guy doesn't get that Nathan got in a spat with some sap named Dragan who trolled him by threatening to nuke him, pretending to be Serbian and acting like a nationalist wannabe and all because Nathan didn't get the humor of his favorite site. Nathan joined said site but hated how everyone treated him on there.  I mean that humilating interview alone (seriously those guys annoyed the fuck out of him and bossed him around, telling him to 'turn the music down', hey...if my friend wants to rock out to music that is what he will do, don't tell him what to do) and the constant quesitons about why he doesn't have a job (speaking of which...everyone on CH, where are your jobs?  It's been more than a few years. Where's your proof?).   

Digging up Nathan's past as well as other people's like that is just sad and disgraceful.