Mini Rant.

 Werebelushi:

This is only going to be a little mini review/rant on a series of entries by one particular character in this universe, this character  has some really questioanble motives and also some I don't get, like these meme ones for instance. Like in his Harry Potter meme he says that his favorite HP book is 'the one with boobs in it' or something like that, uhhhh...he must have gotten Harry Potter confused with Game Of Thrones or a porno parody. Either that or he's just a desperate loser who can't get any action because nobody likes a petty loser who acts like a hypocrite and copypasta's other people's journals to be about them.  Also his Pokemon one, uhhhh...excuse me, Ditto is NOT Mudkip,  Ditto can be Mudkip and numerous other Pokemon because of its morphing abilities but they're not the same type, also really...a Digimon?  Digimon and Pokemon aren't even the same franchise.  Also dude...Ash is the trainer and NOT the Pokemon himself, also hentai is NOT a type. Oh I get it, this piece of crap makes fun of people who can't take the difference between what is real and what is fake because people think it's real but it's really fake, everything about this jerk is fake, including the way he writes.  He is doing these memes because he himself is fake and is pretending to do them hence why he knows nothing about the subject matter.

Yes, J.K Rowling has appeared in the books. See? Self-inserts don't have to be awful all the time.  But still this just proves he knows little to nothing about Harry Potter, it's like if you asked me what my favorite Stephen King book is and I said this: 'My favorite Stephen King novel is the one about the can of green goo that is monster blood and it makes things grow' and you'd know that it's not a Stephen King novel i'm refering to but rather a Goosebumps book.   Imagine if I did this...*goes on Netflix* Yes, i'm looking for that Star Wars movie that is set on an island with a dinosaur theme park and it's got Jeff Goldblum in it and Newman from Seinfeld.  You would be face-palming and you'd be pointing out that the movie i'm talking about is Jurassic Park and not a Star Wars movie.

Unless this guy comes from whatever alternate universe the Mandella effect examples come from,  everyone knows Pokemon and Digimon aren't the same franchise and hentai and bondage aren't Pokemon types.  I can't believe he's stupid enough to do that.  Imagine if I also did this...'hey guys, you know that movie Bagger Vance with Will Smith? Well where i'm from it stars Mick Jagger.'   And you'd think i'm crazy because everyone knows Mick Jagger wasn't in that movie.  This guy...I don't know what kind of cosmic drug he's on but he's seriously delusional.  I mean a gun for a penis? Oh...I get it, he is obviously paying homage to none other than Desperado in particular the infamous crotch-gun gadget that was also worn in From Dusk Till Dawn.  Well either that or he took the song 'Like A Loaded Gun' literally.

Oh I get it, he is making a literal pun on the rock band Sex Pistols. And he also is using sex as a weapon like in the Pat Benatar song.  This is all about how he isn't getting any 'Satisfaction' because unlike Mick Jagger, he isn't cool or simp worthy so he feels like in order to get some (heh heh) he has to be this avante garde sort of homicidal artist but he doesn't have the gravitas of Jack Nicholson to pull it off.  Instead he comes across as an emo wannabe. Also he gets Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto confused, how?  They're both entirely different anime shows. Oh I get it, he's uneducated and only knows of abridged dubs.  Also Pikachu and Mudkip aren't even the same type, Mudkip is Water and evolves into Water/Ground,  Pikachu is Electric. Oh I get it, he doesn't know how Pokemon works.  Also...'magenta is not a good color for an animal', dude...a Digimon is a fantast creature, and Renamon is a fictional characrer, she doesn't have to have accurate colors.  Oh I get it, by attempting to lampoon what isn't real he himself proves to be a true faker.  This is Andy Kaufman level stuff.

I get it now, he is clearly showing how little he knows. He clearly doesn't show any signs of a real person because this clearly sounds like one of those poor parody artists you see.  Also the 'house for you' piece, I get it...this man thinks Nathan should live in a box that is clearly too small to live in because he thinks Nathan is some kind of uncivilized savage with no job and no money and he doesn't understand the 'finer things in life' and that wanting to live in a cool looking mansion is unrealistic/unfeasible.  Oh I get it, he is talking about himself.  He himself is pathetic loser with no life who pretends to have a life but really all he does is prove how uneducated he is, he attempts to make fun of what is real and what isn't but he himself isn't real,  the house is a metaphor for the emptiness that is inside his heart.  It is empty and lifeless just lke his heart is,  his heart is empty because nobody in their right mind would even love him or even say they would, he is a pathetic loser who has been dumped/rejected multiple-times and wants to 'get some' but can't, because no woman would date a guy like that.

The house is empty just like his heart and soul and he is a husk of a man, he is dead on the inside and outside. Also, that cat isn't a cat, it's a fucking horse that just has a cartoony looking mouth on it.  Also i'm sorry but I don't care if it was a first thought, mocking a person who just died is in bad taste.  You won't see me doing a comic in which ghost Michael Jackson tries to touch a child only to go right through them,  and i'm sorry but if someone has passed on you don't do a story about them being depicted as someone who willingly became a victim of the very thing they did in life even if it's someone lesser known like Ryan Dunn.  That's just stupid.

In the end, ultimately this man has no class and no soul..he is dead on the outside and inside, and clearly has been that way for quite sometime. This attempt at satire falls flat and makes him come across as fake as opposed to the goal he tried to establish. Even Moe from The Simpsons is a lot more cheerful than this guy, this guy clearly is empty and has always been empty in life, no friends, no life of his own,  just being a useless little doll and the tool of a system that doesn't like him.