World of Monsters

The Tale Of Dr Sanders and Mr Jagger Mel to Mick Jagger ftm tg. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sometimes being Oakendale's resident monster-slayer has a ton of perks to it and sometimes there are disadvantages to it,  and that's exactly the problem that Mel had when it came to her powers...while she could shapeshift at will and could use her super strength to her advantage,  the disadvantages came in the form of the were-celeb transformations especially the first time,  it was always involuntarily and couldn't be controlled and she had to keep her were-celeb powers a secret from Lithius just in case he might think ill of her.  One night she was trying hard to figure out exactly why she kept having dreams of becoming her were-celeb sides,  and she was going through various papers and using her laptop to find a solution. She didn't want to be cured of the were-celeb powers but at the time she just wanted to be able to keep them under control,  but it was never easy...she...

Werebelushi: Ah yes,   time for another Night Of Alterations episode review/rant.  The last episode I reviewed was that embarrassing zoo/freak-show episode and now an new episode has just aired this season which I hear hasn't been given good reviews.   This episode is 'Underwater And No Place To Go'.      Greetings monster lovers I am your host That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome to another one of my rants.    The rant is on the episode Underwater and No Place To Go. The episode starts with a field trip...ah yes,  field trip episodes.  Night Of Alterations often does these seemingly innocent field trip episodes that turn into field trips from hell as soon as something goes wrong,   in this one a class of students is going to the new aquarium that has been getting good press and they go to check it out.    I have to admit the animation and visuals for the fish in the aquarium scenes are spectacular,...

Werebelushi: Well...it's been quite a while since I did another one of these isn't it?  Indeed it has but now i'm back for another werebelushi rant and today's rant is about that stupid little rule known as the 'Not Too Loud' rule.   I understand why they do this in libraries and hospitals and other public places,  but for the life of me I don't get why they have to apply this to their own homes,  I mean sure...if you have really young kids or have relatives staying over or something I can see why you'd do that,  but  here's the thing...those people are loud too, the kids are loud and chatty and sometimes scream to get attention,  if they're teenagers they listen to extremely loud music either on the PC or on their phones - granted they have headphones,  but still...and relatives can be obnoxious and noisy too. 'Not too loud'?   I don't know if you know this but your parents are the LOUDEST damn thing in the entire house,  y...

Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome to a very special episode of Werebelushi rants,  in which in this episode I will be doing a segment called 'The Hideous Truth'.   And what better franchise to use for this than Skylanders?  Now please don't be offended when I say this but...I don't get the appealing of these stinking things at all,   I know kids and stupid collectors like these little figurines but I don't,  especially since...it's time for the hideous truth...they're nothing but wastes of time and they do NOTHING.   Yeah,  you can play as them in the game but once you realize that the whole gimmick of the games is to sell toys,  then yeeeah, you've just wasted valuable money on toys that are essentially useless and playing as the characters they represent in the game doesn't change much.  Before you ask,  this is opinion based so please stop crying. And it really is a cheap gimmick,  so you're telling me that in order to full...

Werebelushi: Hello everyone,   i'm that werebelushi in the shades and welcome to my very first/rant review of 2018...whew!   Today's rant is about another new Night Of Alterations episode, this time it is a double feature episode...oh boy,  two episodes in one.   As you recall I have ranted about two episodes of the current season thus far and well..one of them was terrible and the other was okay but had good special effects,  this time... well,  we'll just have to find out for ourselves. So follow me down the path of the unknown as we talk about the episodes 'Test Subject' and 'Living In Art',   the episode 'Test Subject' begins with our characters waiting in line for a cruise of some kind,   so far we got a good start -  the characters are quite likable and I like our protagonist,  he seems like the kind of character that I could get along with,  once the characters get on the cruise,  they get assigned with some kind of rese...

Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome to another installment of Werebelushi rants and oh boy have I got a doozy for you today,   you know that I love to interact with other monsters online and take part in  RP sessions, right?   Well one of my pet peeves is certain types of RPers, specifically ones that seem to do the same thing over and over and then try to shove it down your throat and make you accept that they're doing this.  I'm not going to name names  but let's just say that there is this one user who does this and it's annoying,  and there are types that always seem to do this one particular quirk of theirs over and over. Like this one character who keeps running away from home because apparently they dislike their own parents enough to not even include them in the storyline at all and to the point that they go off and wind up accepting a monster they haven't even know for more than a minute as their real parent.  Don't you even t...

Werebelushi: Ah,  Tumblr...what a great place to chat and also take a look at things like ask character blogs and blogs themed around favorite celebrities and characters.  There truly is nothing like it,  and by the way,  I don't have a Tumblr account or Tumblr profile despite one forum claiming that I do.   But there are just some users that really annoy the fuck out of me,  and those people include this one guy.  Let's just call him Captain Jerkass.  So Captain Jerkass here is known as a member of a forum that's based around trolling and he also has a Youtube channel and what does he post on said channel?  Videos about how he thinks that certain animated shows suck such as Steven Universe or Rick and Morty. *sarcastically* Oh wow, an 'animation' critic that hates modern animated shows...what a totally original concept that hasn't been done before. This user has quite a shady history as well,  especially considering that he targeted ...

Werebelushi: Guess what bitches....your ranting werebelushi host is back! Yaaaay! And i'm all fired up with this latest rant.  So my good buddy Nathan recently got a comment from a user I thought sounded nice until they brought up they didn't have the highest opinion of him...that was normal until they pretty much just used the fact he's a former troll victim as a means to berate him.  I'm sorry but do you even know him?  Of course you don't.  Because you and I have never met. The using his transformations as a mean to attack him thing has been done already,  you're really not being original here.  Yes,  he does celebrity transformations and since when do you have to 'identify' as a gender when on DA?  Maybe that applies if you're on Tumblr, but Nathan doesn't have to identify as anyone or anything if you think that you should.  For all you know he could identify as nothing.   Insane?  Creepy?  Oh puhlease,  you're the on...

Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome to another rant/review installment of That Werebelushi In The Shades.  I'm Matthias T Radke aka That Werebelushi In The Shades, and i'm only saying that because we've got some new people in the crowd today.  Yes,  yours truly has gained some new fans...these guys really seem to love the stories that feature me and my family.   To those new fans out there,  you are going to be in for a treat because this is a show where I get to show my comedic chops by venting about things,  either about things I don't like or things that bug/confuse me.  And by special demand by an anonymous person who donated to my special project I will be tackling the Nostalgia Critic's review of The Wall.   I used to be a part of Channel Awesome myself,  but I never got invited to any of the anniversary specials or crossovers,  nonetheless I have heard a lot about that Change the Channel movement and what supposedly happened a...