Monstermaster13 Reviews: The Wild Side

Monstermaster13 Reviews:  The Wild Side
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Chris:
Hello everyone,   i'm Monstermaster13...actually i'm Walken but you can still address me by the name of Monstermaster13 if you wish -  you also may call me Chris.

You know this whole being Chris Walken thing is really great...I thought it would be horrible,  but I was wrong.    

I like this new me..and my Hessian side likes it too...in fact you can hear him growling in satisfaction.

Anyway... welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon,   and i'm going to be reviewing a different kind of Walken movie.

This movie is a special one for those in the LGBT commuinity,  the movie I am talking about is the 1995 film The Wild Side.

This movie is directed by Donald Cammel and is his last movie,  as he sadly died from a suicidal death.    There are many different cuts that were made of this movie.

The main protagonist is played by Anne Heche,  who plays a banker named Alex.   She doesn't want to prostitute herself for the company she works at,    instead she becomes a call girl to pay for the house payments.

She hooks up with Bruno Buckingham (played by Walken) who is an fbi agent of sorts,  and also sets up an account for and forms a relationship with Virginia (played by Joan Chen),  unfortunately amongst this she gets raped by Bruno's driver - also a former agent.

I have to say it's pretty interesting for a drama and the story is well executed as are the performances.    Walken steals the show as usual and delivers a powerful performance.

Fun factoid:   The scent of Walken is a mix of orange peels and lilac.   No wonder I smell so good.     It's available in stores.

Hey...maybe I can use my Walkenism as a means to attract more people..after all..EVERYONE LOVES WALKEN!   I can wow them with my voice and my slick dance moves.

I rate this movie 10 out of 10,   give it two monstrous clawed thumbs up and a high reccomendation stamp.

Check this movie out if you haven't already,   if you're a Walken fan you won't regret seeing this movie.

This has been Monstermaster13 with another Walken-A-Thon review,   now if you excuse me...time to show off my new self.
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