World of Monsters

The following people are fucked up idiots who need to be trolled: https://www.youtube.com/user/JoelJoeyJoelson1 http://www.youtube.com/user/Bobofjudia http://www.youtube.com/user/Maskhippie http:///www.youtube.com/user/Ralphtherevered http://www.youtube.com/user/Insurgentdude http:///www.youtube.com/user/Soulbrothanumbah3

In The Hall of the Walken King NOTE: This story is based on In The Hall of the Mountain King by Edward Grieg and inspired by King Sombra from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. ---------------------------------------------- Sometimes when we write stories about ourselves or others transforming...we often have it so we become what we often view ourselves or others as...or our dream selves if you will.   I'm one of those people. It was a rather special night in the neighbourhood as this would be the first appearance of the rare super blood moon. A night where all supernatural secrets would be revealed....and i'm the one to talk about that sort of thing,   after all I am a supernatural being myself. That night I was on the computer looking up Christopher Walken while at the same time listening to Don't Fear The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult.    My Hessian Horseman  figure was watching me...and even though it was inanimate,    I always felt that I had some ...

Oh alright seeing as the Combusting Herptards left me no choice I am going to admit that everything they've done to me is my fault.     Yes.  It was my fault.  I'm the reason they're attacking me all of a sudden and why they constantly stalk me. It's all my fault and I should acknowledge this and move on.

I have an assignment for any future trolls out there.   I have a new target for you.   Meet Dragan Krajisnik. Dragan pretends to be a Serbian extremist as part of a joke on others and to mess with people he takes pleasure in insulting.   If you thought the werejohncandy was lulzy...then this guy is sure to be a gold mine of lulz. The rest of the Combusting Herpes bunch are lulzworthy as well...especially Floyd and his cronies - trust me,  you will be luling like crazy when you hear of their stupidity.

My ED problems may be over but a much worse enemy has emerged....Combusting Herpes. Get this...these utter losers on there claim I have no life of my own and that i am sub-human because of my autism and do nothing but put me down based on my interests and the like claiming that it's all my fault rather than theirs. First of all who names a site after a disease? Second...are they insane? Well the majority of users on there are either teenagers who are stoned off their ass, nutjobs who make pedophilic comments and attempted sucididal references and are preduijice against Autistics and bronies so I wouldn't be surprised. To top this whole thing part of is this failtroll's fault. This failtroll by the name of Dragan who pretends to be a Serbian extremist started getting in a tizzy just because I said Combusting Herpes wasn't funny. Look I don't care if they think I started it -    if they are going to pull the ol "oh you brought this on yourself" card then s...

Monstermaster13 reviews:  Mouse Hunt ----------------------------------------- Chris: Hello i'm Monstermaster13...aka Chris Walken and welcome back to another review,   since the Walken-A-Thon is contuining on despite my current state I thought I might review an underrated gem from the 90's. And yes...i'm still being Chris here,   but if anyone asks...tell them I just have a really horrible contagious disease that can only be cured with cowbell. The movie i'm reviewing this time is the 1997 comedy Mouse Hunt.    The movie is one of the first family movies made by Dreamworks and one of the only ones that isn't animated. This movie is directed by Gore Verbinksi -  the man who created the Budweiser adverts and the  Pirates of the Carribean franchise.     This movie stars Nathan Lane and Lee Evans as two brothers who become owners of a mansion belonging to a famous artitect who passed away,    however they have only two days to pay a m...

Monstermaster13's Reviews:  Catch Me If You Can ---------------------------------------------- Chris: Hi...everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon,   we've already covered quite a lot of Walken here but there is one movie we have not covered yet. Yes..i'm still Walken btw. That movie is the 2002 biographical thriller Catch Me If You Can and the reasons why I haven't covered this movie is for two reasons -   one  is because of its main stars. Ugh.  I despise Tom Hanks.  The guy has two Oscars and yet the only type of movie roles he can play are only pseudo morons or Average Joes.   I know he is a beloved actor and all but godamn it...he is utterly boring.   He makes Ben Stein seem more energetic by comparison. I'm sorry but I just can't stand Tom.   I don't care if he's good...I just think that he needs to grow out of playing idiots and play decent characters for once.   I mean everything Tom has since Forrest Gump has been  A...

Monstermaster13 Reviews:  The Wild Side ------------------------------------------------ Chris: Hello everyone,   i'm Monstermaster13...actually i'm Walken but you can still address me by the name of Monstermaster13 if you wish -  you also may call me Chris. You know this whole being Chris Walken thing is really great...I thought it would be horrible,  but I was wrong.     I like this new me..and my Hessian side likes it too...in fact you can hear him growling in satisfaction. Anyway... welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon,   and i'm going to be reviewing a different kind of Walken movie. This movie is a special one for those in the LGBT commuinity,  the movie I am talking about is the 1995 film The Wild Side. This movie is directed by Donald Cammel and is his last movie,  as he sadly died from a suicidal death.    There are many different cuts that were made of this movie. The main protagonist is played by Anne Heche,  who plays ...

Monstermaster13 Reviews:  Wayne's World II --------------------------------------------------- Chris: Hello everyone i'm Monstermaster13 and welcome to another review in Monstermaster13's reviews...actually i'm still Walken apparently so I have to call myself Chris.   Oh boy this is weird...i've never been stuck like this before.    I mean look at how sickly and pale I look...I could be mistaken for a zombie.    Oh that's right...I love zombie movies! Anyway...welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon.    I'm sure you're already familiar with Wayne's World both the original and SNL sketches are hillarious and timeless.   And say what you will about Mike Myers,   he may have done some bad movies as of recent but he's still a great comedian.   The original Wayne's World is one of the main four SNL movies next to Coneheads,  A Night at The Roxbury,  and Blues Brothers.   All of which being my personal favorites.   And you a...

Monstermaster13 reviews:  Ripper ------------------------------------------ Nathan: Hello,  i'm Monstermaster13 and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon.    As you know I have been turned into Chris...so this is  going to be a little bit more interesting. I'm not reviewing a movie this time but rather a video game.   Do you remember FMVs like Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland and Demolition Man for the 3DO?   If you do then you are in for a treat. I am going to be reviewing an FMV game that had the honor of gracing the computer world  back in the 90's. This video game has been riffed on by Spoony but I think it's time I reviewed it.   What is the name of the game you ask? Why it's none other than Ripper.    The basic plot of the game is that it is a futuristic retelling of Jack the Ripper. You play as a character by the name of Jake Quinlan,   he is an investigative reporter who writes about the Ripper's attacks.    And...

Nathan: Hello once again and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon...i'm Monstermaster,  your host.  Oh in case you've wondering why I look and sound like Walken right now it's because Jon aka Legrandzilla hypnotized me to become him. And I have to admit that it felt kind of strange at first...I mean i've never been like this before..okay...I do admit I kind of have been a tad bit Walkenish before this whole happened..but then again...don't we all have a bit of Walken in us? Ah,   Britain -  there's no country quite like it...it's got the best musicians,  comedians,  and athletes,  and not to mention home to such gems as Blackadder,   Mr Bean,  Whose Line Is It Anyway,   Red Dwarf,   Fawlty Towers,   Monty Python and more. Not to mention that Film Brain, Mike J,  Guru Larry and Ashens of TGWTG and Blistedthumbs happen to be British as well.    And they are some of my favorite reviewers next to Cinema Snob,   Lin...

Nathan: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon,   i'm Monstermaster13 and it's time for another review. Say what you will about Robin Williams,   I think he is a terrific comedian and voice actor and he is right up there with Jim Carrey and all the other greats. The movie i'm reviewing this time is the 2006 movie Man of The Year,  directed by Barry Levinson who also directed Envy. In this movie...Robin plays a talk show host/comedian named Tom Dobbs,  who runs in the election to be presidential candidate after being suggested to do so by a member of the audience. If you're wondering why this sounds familiar - it's because Stephen Colbert has also done the same thing in real life.    Oh well...he's Stephen Colbert -  he does what he wants. Meanwhile there is a subplot involving Eleanor Green played by Laura Linney.    The kicker to the main plotline is that Dobbs begins to take it seriously. I'm not going to spoil the rest of thi...

Monstermaster13 reviews:  Envy ----------------------------------------- Nathan: Hello and welcome back to Walken-A-Thon here at Monstermaster13 Reviews.   Since this is the Walken-A-Thon....I thought it was about time I brought up this movie.   This is one of those movies that is considered bad or a flop but has a following like Killer Klowns,  Nothing But Trouble,   and Van Helsing to name a few. Released in 2004 the movie is called Envy and stars Ben Stiller and Jack Black as Tim and Nick..these two guys are neighbours/best friends who are very different from one another.  Tim is very hardworking while Nick is eccentric and a day-dreamer. One day Nick gets a  genius idea for an invention -   what is this invention called you may ask?  Vapoo-rize...it was a special spray that can get rid of animal droppings.    He tests the invention out and becomes famous overnight. This unfortunately gets in the way of their friendship and Tim ...