Monstermaster13 reviews: Seven Psychopaths
Monstermaster13 reviews: Seven Psychopaths
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Nathan:
Hello everyone, i'm Monstermaster13 and welcome back to Double Walken month...tonight we'll be looking at one of the more recent releases in the Walken Library.
The movie i'm reviewing this time round is one that I can relate to extremely well, both as a writer and as a bloodthirsty creature of the night. So get your axes, chainsaws, razor blades, shotguns and any other weapons you humans may have lurking around the house - we're looking at Seven Psychopaths.
The plot focusses around a struggling writer by the name of Marty (played by Collin Farell), he wants to make his screenplay Seven Psychopaths a reality. But he is having trouble doing so.
However he gets inspired by his friends Billy (Sam Rockwell) and Hans (Christopher Walken) who own a buisness where they kidnap dogs and return them for a reward.
Unfortunately it goes wrong when they kidnap a Shih Tzu belonging to a mobster played by Woody Harrelson.
He gets a suggestion from Hans that one of the killers in the story be called the "Jack of Diamonds". Which he takes into consideration and sets up an invitation for psychopaths to share their stories.
I can really get behind the story...because sometimes i've had trouble writing stories or fanscripts...and also because I myself am a little bit bloodthirsty, speaking of which my gargoyle friend Staten has shared several of his own stories with me. And they're all pretty good.
There's nothing more I love than going around hacking the heads off innocent unsuspecting humans and licking up the blood that has been left over from the kill...rrr...*snarls*
It's almost as fun as dragging my victims down to the tree of the dead and stuffing them in there...grr.
This movie has really terrific scenes in it including an epic scene where Billy tells of the ending and how it should go - involving an epic graveyard shootout and the most epic thing ever put on film - Hans rising from the grave like a vampire in an old b-movie!
Yes...you heard me! Christopher Walken rises from the grave! I told ya it was epic!
Something is always going on in this movie and it's action packed, humourous and very cleverly written.
I love all the lines in this movie including the ones spoken by Chris as Hans...he has some of the funniest dialogue I have ever heard! Everything Walken says is infectious.
I'm not going to spoil it but I will say this....it is a fantastic movie. I give it 10 out of 10, two monstrous clawed thumbs up and a high reccomendation.
You will love this movie especially if you're a Walken fan, i'm Monstermaster13 and this has been another review.
Stay tuned for more installments in the Double Walken month reviews.
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Nathan:
Hello everyone, i'm Monstermaster13 and welcome back to Double Walken month...tonight we'll be looking at one of the more recent releases in the Walken Library.
The movie i'm reviewing this time round is one that I can relate to extremely well, both as a writer and as a bloodthirsty creature of the night. So get your axes, chainsaws, razor blades, shotguns and any other weapons you humans may have lurking around the house - we're looking at Seven Psychopaths.
The plot focusses around a struggling writer by the name of Marty (played by Collin Farell), he wants to make his screenplay Seven Psychopaths a reality. But he is having trouble doing so.
However he gets inspired by his friends Billy (Sam Rockwell) and Hans (Christopher Walken) who own a buisness where they kidnap dogs and return them for a reward.
Unfortunately it goes wrong when they kidnap a Shih Tzu belonging to a mobster played by Woody Harrelson.
He gets a suggestion from Hans that one of the killers in the story be called the "Jack of Diamonds". Which he takes into consideration and sets up an invitation for psychopaths to share their stories.
I can really get behind the story...because sometimes i've had trouble writing stories or fanscripts...and also because I myself am a little bit bloodthirsty, speaking of which my gargoyle friend Staten has shared several of his own stories with me. And they're all pretty good.
There's nothing more I love than going around hacking the heads off innocent unsuspecting humans and licking up the blood that has been left over from the kill...rrr...*snarls*
It's almost as fun as dragging my victims down to the tree of the dead and stuffing them in there...grr.
This movie has really terrific scenes in it including an epic scene where Billy tells of the ending and how it should go - involving an epic graveyard shootout and the most epic thing ever put on film - Hans rising from the grave like a vampire in an old b-movie!
Yes...you heard me! Christopher Walken rises from the grave! I told ya it was epic!
Something is always going on in this movie and it's action packed, humourous and very cleverly written.
I love all the lines in this movie including the ones spoken by Chris as Hans...he has some of the funniest dialogue I have ever heard! Everything Walken says is infectious.
I'm not going to spoil it but I will say this....it is a fantastic movie. I give it 10 out of 10, two monstrous clawed thumbs up and a high reccomendation.
You will love this movie especially if you're a Walken fan, i'm Monstermaster13 and this has been another review.
Stay tuned for more installments in the Double Walken month reviews.
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