Monstermaster13 reviews: Prophecy III
Monstermaster13 reviews: The Prophecy III
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(The theme from the hit tv series "Angel" plays in the background)
Nathan:
Hello everyone and welcome back to Double Walken month... if you recall last time...I reviewed The Prophecy and the Prophecy II and now i'm reviewing the third and final movie to include Walken - the Prophecy 3.
Gabriel is back once more but unfortunately he has been turned into a human as a form of punishment for his deeds in the previous movie. That really sucks. Being human is so boring and not at all fun. I mean you have to get these things called "jobs", you have to obey "rules" and you get old and you die, and you're not allowed to get away with killing people....rrrr....humans suck! I will kill the bastard who made Gabriel a human in this movie...rrrr....*his teeth lengthen and sharpen, resembling fangs as his shirt tightens and he growls slightly*.
He has to spend 18 years as a human because of his ways in the past..but luckily he does get a change of heart and as an interesting form of character development we get to see him as a good guy this time rather than a villain.
We get to meet some new faces including the Pyriel who is the angel of Genocide (he's played by Scott Cleverdon), and the half-human half-angel from the previous movie who is a Nephilim named Danyael who has angel powers.
Danyael doesn't know that he has powers until Gabriel informs him of this and of Pyriel's rising and about the war.
Meanwhile Zophael (our antagonist this time) convinces Danyael's girlfriend Maggie to work with him on killing Danyael, but luckily Maggie realizes she's on the wrong side and tries to shoot him - of course being an angel - bullets have no effect on Zophael in the slightest. Maggie agrees to help him and the two head off to a Native American reservation where they meet the child from the first movie Mary who is now all grown up.
It is revealed that Pyriel intends to overthrow God in some manner.
Mary has been dreaming of the arrival of Danyael for quite sometime and believes that he'll win against Zophael.
What follows much later on is an epic battle between the two which has a really epic climax.
I have to say all three of these movies are epic and I definitely reccomend watching these you are a fan of horror movies, supernatural creatures, or just anything Walken related.
With plenty of action, suspense and not to mention the blood..rrrrr....mmm...fresh blood...so delicious. *growls softly*
I can really relate to Gabriel because like him I am supernatural and I personally can't stand humans...well Ariana is an exception...but only because she's also the She-Hessian..aaaaaawr.....*growls and turns to a portrait of Ariana*......
....You WILL join me and Eliza, and it may be in fact be a lot less sooner than you think....rrrrr...you can try and fight it all you want, but there's no hiding your true nature....you were meant to be evil and bloodthirsty like me. Forget your human life, give into the urge....become the She-Hessian and join in our nightly rampage. *roars animalistically as his eyes turn aquamrine blue*
The acting, special fx and the music are as epic as they were in the first two, as is the atmosphere. I love all three movies and I know that Walken fans of all kinds will love them as well.
There were sequels made to these...but they were direct to dvd and did not have Walken in them.
I give all three movies a 10 out of 10, two monstrous clawed thumbs up and a highly reccomended stamp - so check them out.
If you are a fan of shows like Buffy, Angel, Supernatural and Grimm then you'll definitely love these movies.
*A low growl is heard*.....I swear that wasn't me. *the growl gets louder, it sounds familar*.....who's there?
*A menacing figure leaps out of the shadows and lunges at Nathan, it is a male resembling the original Hessian Horseman*
("Hessian-like figure":
Aaaaaaawwr!)
*the Hessian-like figure roars slightly before he morphs into his human form, he is Christopher Walken*
Aaaah! Chris! You surprised me.
(Walken:
Sorry...I heard you were doing Double Walken month and I noticed I wasn't guest starring in any of the previous reviews and that reeaally..rrrr...pissess me off.)
Sorry Chris...*growls softly*
(Walken:
That's alright. So...I heard that Eliza convinced you to turn evil and accept your curse.)
Yes....yes.....you heard right, thanks to Eliza - I learned that being a human and being a good guy is no fun...I much prefer becoming the Hessian and stalking my prey through the woods and slicing their heads off before I...rrrr.....feast on their blood.
(Walken:
Heh heh.. i'm so glad to hear it.)
What? You mean you're not shocked at all by this change of alignment?
(Walken:
No, not at all . I KNEW it would happen sooner or later. Ariana was right when she said that the more you transform...the more in danger you are of losing it - and by that I mean your mind.)
I know....and you know what? It feels good...oh...so...goood...rrrrrr...nrrrr...rrrr....it makes me want to...aaa.aaa.aaa...aaaa...aaaaa.....AAAAAAAAWR! *roars ferociously*
(Walken:
Wow....you've been really working on that roar haven't you? I can tell...because you sound twice as scary as I do when I roar.)
Yes....and i've grown to love my transformations...ugh....I hate being in this human form though...it's just...ugh...rrr....trashy.
(Walken:
Don't you worry Nathan...soon you will be free of your human form and you will be ready to hunt and be twice as powerful as the original.)
Good...but how are we going to do that Chris? The blood-moon cycle only lasts for 5-8 weeks.
(Walken:
A new blood moon cycle has started in alignment with the planets and the "Supernatural Realm" , with the help of that alignment and that elixir you have left from when Ariana was the She-Hessian, we'll find a way to make it so that you not only can control your transformation but also make it permanent - FOREVER..)
Really? Awesome. Chris, you are definitely being like the true you I know - all sinister and bloodthirsty. Pretty soon we'll have all the human blood we can drink and all the blood we want.
The best part is....aaaawr....that due to the fact Ariana shares the curse she will slowly start giving in to the more extreme stages until the bloodlust will consume her and she'll become just like us - the She-Hessian will join the three of us in our nightly rampage.
(Walken:
Excellent....do you want me to tell her?)
No....Chris....let's not tell her just yet.....let's wait until she returns from wherever she's gone off to go...then we set everything up..and then when we put our plan into action when she's unaware.
(Walken:
That sounds like a good plan to me.)
Yes....it certainly does...rrr....I can't hardly wait...we'll know when the more extreme stages of the curse take place because she'll be having constant dreams and visions of killing and blood and she won't be able to do anything about it. Aaaawr! Aaaawr! Aaaaaawrrrrrrrr! *snarls*
(Walken:
Yes...shall we roar?)
No...we should wait until Eliza gets here first....she always joins in and I think that we'll need her in order to pull this whole thing off.
(Walken:
Right.)
I'm Monstermaster13 and this has been another Double Walken month review. Stay tuned for me coming up this week.
(Walken:
I'm Chris Walken...and to all those humans out there especially ones who call me a 'bad actor'.....*roars* I WILL COME AFTER YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND FEAST ON YOUR BLOOD WHILE YOU SLEEP! *growls, as his teeth lengthen and sharpen*)
Remember...if you hear a growling in the night and it's not from a werecreature, ghoul, or some kind of feral psychotic animal....it is probably me or Chris...and you better be ready...because if you aren't....WE'LL SLICE YOUR LIMBS OFF AND FEAST ON YOUR DELICIOUS, SUCULENT BLOOD WHILE YOU WATCH, SCREAMING IN ABSOLUTE AGONY! *He roars ferociously*
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(The theme from the hit tv series "Angel" plays in the background)
Nathan:
Hello everyone and welcome back to Double Walken month... if you recall last time...I reviewed The Prophecy and the Prophecy II and now i'm reviewing the third and final movie to include Walken - the Prophecy 3.
Gabriel is back once more but unfortunately he has been turned into a human as a form of punishment for his deeds in the previous movie. That really sucks. Being human is so boring and not at all fun. I mean you have to get these things called "jobs", you have to obey "rules" and you get old and you die, and you're not allowed to get away with killing people....rrrr....humans suck! I will kill the bastard who made Gabriel a human in this movie...rrrr....*his teeth lengthen and sharpen, resembling fangs as his shirt tightens and he growls slightly*.
He has to spend 18 years as a human because of his ways in the past..but luckily he does get a change of heart and as an interesting form of character development we get to see him as a good guy this time rather than a villain.
We get to meet some new faces including the Pyriel who is the angel of Genocide (he's played by Scott Cleverdon), and the half-human half-angel from the previous movie who is a Nephilim named Danyael who has angel powers.
Danyael doesn't know that he has powers until Gabriel informs him of this and of Pyriel's rising and about the war.
Meanwhile Zophael (our antagonist this time) convinces Danyael's girlfriend Maggie to work with him on killing Danyael, but luckily Maggie realizes she's on the wrong side and tries to shoot him - of course being an angel - bullets have no effect on Zophael in the slightest. Maggie agrees to help him and the two head off to a Native American reservation where they meet the child from the first movie Mary who is now all grown up.
It is revealed that Pyriel intends to overthrow God in some manner.
Mary has been dreaming of the arrival of Danyael for quite sometime and believes that he'll win against Zophael.
What follows much later on is an epic battle between the two which has a really epic climax.
I have to say all three of these movies are epic and I definitely reccomend watching these you are a fan of horror movies, supernatural creatures, or just anything Walken related.
With plenty of action, suspense and not to mention the blood..rrrrr....mmm...fresh blood...so delicious. *growls softly*
I can really relate to Gabriel because like him I am supernatural and I personally can't stand humans...well Ariana is an exception...but only because she's also the She-Hessian..aaaaaawr.....*growls and turns to a portrait of Ariana*......
....You WILL join me and Eliza, and it may be in fact be a lot less sooner than you think....rrrrr...you can try and fight it all you want, but there's no hiding your true nature....you were meant to be evil and bloodthirsty like me. Forget your human life, give into the urge....become the She-Hessian and join in our nightly rampage. *roars animalistically as his eyes turn aquamrine blue*
The acting, special fx and the music are as epic as they were in the first two, as is the atmosphere. I love all three movies and I know that Walken fans of all kinds will love them as well.
There were sequels made to these...but they were direct to dvd and did not have Walken in them.
I give all three movies a 10 out of 10, two monstrous clawed thumbs up and a highly reccomended stamp - so check them out.
If you are a fan of shows like Buffy, Angel, Supernatural and Grimm then you'll definitely love these movies.
*A low growl is heard*.....I swear that wasn't me. *the growl gets louder, it sounds familar*.....who's there?
*A menacing figure leaps out of the shadows and lunges at Nathan, it is a male resembling the original Hessian Horseman*
("Hessian-like figure":
Aaaaaaawwr!)
*the Hessian-like figure roars slightly before he morphs into his human form, he is Christopher Walken*
Aaaah! Chris! You surprised me.
(Walken:
Sorry...I heard you were doing Double Walken month and I noticed I wasn't guest starring in any of the previous reviews and that reeaally..rrrr...pissess me off.)
Sorry Chris...*growls softly*
(Walken:
That's alright. So...I heard that Eliza convinced you to turn evil and accept your curse.)
Yes....yes.....you heard right, thanks to Eliza - I learned that being a human and being a good guy is no fun...I much prefer becoming the Hessian and stalking my prey through the woods and slicing their heads off before I...rrrr.....feast on their blood.
(Walken:
Heh heh.. i'm so glad to hear it.)
What? You mean you're not shocked at all by this change of alignment?
(Walken:
No, not at all . I KNEW it would happen sooner or later. Ariana was right when she said that the more you transform...the more in danger you are of losing it - and by that I mean your mind.)
I know....and you know what? It feels good...oh...so...goood...rrrrrr...nrrrr...rrrr....it makes me want to...aaa.aaa.aaa...aaaa...aaaaa.....AAAAAAAAWR! *roars ferociously*
(Walken:
Wow....you've been really working on that roar haven't you? I can tell...because you sound twice as scary as I do when I roar.)
Yes....and i've grown to love my transformations...ugh....I hate being in this human form though...it's just...ugh...rrr....trashy.
(Walken:
Don't you worry Nathan...soon you will be free of your human form and you will be ready to hunt and be twice as powerful as the original.)
Good...but how are we going to do that Chris? The blood-moon cycle only lasts for 5-8 weeks.
(Walken:
A new blood moon cycle has started in alignment with the planets and the "Supernatural Realm" , with the help of that alignment and that elixir you have left from when Ariana was the She-Hessian, we'll find a way to make it so that you not only can control your transformation but also make it permanent - FOREVER..)
Really? Awesome. Chris, you are definitely being like the true you I know - all sinister and bloodthirsty. Pretty soon we'll have all the human blood we can drink and all the blood we want.
The best part is....aaaawr....that due to the fact Ariana shares the curse she will slowly start giving in to the more extreme stages until the bloodlust will consume her and she'll become just like us - the She-Hessian will join the three of us in our nightly rampage.
(Walken:
Excellent....do you want me to tell her?)
No....Chris....let's not tell her just yet.....let's wait until she returns from wherever she's gone off to go...then we set everything up..and then when we put our plan into action when she's unaware.
(Walken:
That sounds like a good plan to me.)
Yes....it certainly does...rrr....I can't hardly wait...we'll know when the more extreme stages of the curse take place because she'll be having constant dreams and visions of killing and blood and she won't be able to do anything about it. Aaaawr! Aaaawr! Aaaaaawrrrrrrrr! *snarls*
(Walken:
Yes...shall we roar?)
No...we should wait until Eliza gets here first....she always joins in and I think that we'll need her in order to pull this whole thing off.
(Walken:
Right.)
I'm Monstermaster13 and this has been another Double Walken month review. Stay tuned for me coming up this week.
(Walken:
I'm Chris Walken...and to all those humans out there especially ones who call me a 'bad actor'.....*roars* I WILL COME AFTER YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND FEAST ON YOUR BLOOD WHILE YOU SLEEP! *growls, as his teeth lengthen and sharpen*)
Remember...if you hear a growling in the night and it's not from a werecreature, ghoul, or some kind of feral psychotic animal....it is probably me or Chris...and you better be ready...because if you aren't....WE'LL SLICE YOUR LIMBS OFF AND FEAST ON YOUR DELICIOUS, SUCULENT BLOOD WHILE YOU WATCH, SCREAMING IN ABSOLUTE AGONY! *He roars ferociously*
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