World of Monsters

My reaction to Google's new design.  

It seems a lot of people seem to hate Ben T. Looney so here's my own little rant on them.  Enjoy.

1. Trolls. 2. Bullies. 3. People who question my work. (Especially if they call my were-creatures stupid or don't get the joke. Urrgh.) 4. People on message boards who act like idiots. (Especially on sites like IMDB). 5. When my computer acts up for no reason. (Urgh. It really irritates me.) 6. People who pretend to be my friends but stab me in the back later. 7. People who think i'm racist. (Look just because I said I didn't like the whole voodoo scene in Blues Brothers 2000 does NOT make me racist. I said I didn't like that scene because it's a Big Lipped Aligator Moment, that's all.) 8. Being accused of being gay/lesbian/whatever. (Look. The majority of my fellow friends on DA happen to male or female and are straight, Blackbluedawg being the only exception because his monster persona is gay. But please, enough with the accusations of me being gay/lesbian/whatever - i'm bi, okay. I can go either way.) 9. Being only refered to as the "werejohncandy...

So the world was supposed to end yesterday.   Nice try Mayans,  but your trolling attempt didn't fool me. But don't you worry,  you have another thousand years to perfect this prediction stuff.

Hi there, Monstermaster13 here with another list. Love him or hate him, Tim Burton is one of the most brilliant directors ever to grace the earth. So to help get things prepped up for the spooky season of October here is my list of my top 15 Tim Burtonverse characters. 15. Vincent Malloy (Vincent) Vincent Malloy is a 7 year old boy, but he's no ordinary boy - while he is considerate ad nice - his dream is to be like Vincent Price. This young mad scientist to be and his pet dog Abercrombie act out horror movie scenes and he has big plans of turning Abercrombie into a horrible zombie. This short film moved me to tears and the ending was both frightening and sad at the same time. 14. Emily (Corpse Bride) I couldn't help but feel sorry for this poor girl, after all she had been left at the altar when she was alive and murdered and burried in her wedding dress. Plus even though she's dead, she still has feelings and if you break her heart she doesn't took kind...

Vera has gone to visit her sister for the holidays so I have someone else coming over on Wednesday,  it's sad really because I miss her.

Finally. The site that caused me to get an ED article in the first place is gone. Yippeeeee! So long Metokur.....NOT! The mekurian empire has crumbled to the ground. Thank god. I couldn't stand not being able to let go of all the stuff that happened in the past thanks to this. Thank goodness! Huzzah.

1. The Simpsons. 2. South Park. 3. Family Guy. 4. Spongebob Squarepants. 5. Chowder. 6. Rugrats. 7. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. 8. Gargoyles. 9. Batman: The Animated Series. 10. Invader Zim. 11. Captain Simian And The Space Monkeys. 12. Biker Mice From Mars 13. Earthworm Jim. 14. Mr Bean: The Animated Series. 15. The Real Ghostbusters. 16. Grim and Evil/Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. 17. Tales From The Crytkeeper. 18. 1996 Casper. 19. Mona The Vampire. 20. My Life As A Teenage Robot. 21. Aaahh!!! Real Monsters 22. CatDog. 23. Spiderman: The Animated Series. 24. Spectacular Spiderman. 25. Toonsylvania. 26. Count Duckula. 27. Super-Ted. 28. Animaniacs. 29. Tiny Toon Adventures. 30. Street Sharks. 31. Taz-Mania. 32. Camp Candy. 33. Cow and Chicken. 34. Power-Puff Girls. 35. I Am Weasel. 36. Courage the Cowardly Dog. 37. Arthur. 38. Garfield and Friends. 39. The Garfield Show. 40. The Wild Thornberrys 41. Muppet Babies 42. Baby Looney Tunes. 43. Superman: The Animated Series....

1. Koalas. (Some people make the mistake of calling them koala bears, even though technically they are marsupials. These guys are adorable, not to mention they are skilled climbers - and I bet you didn't know they were nocturnal). 2. Pandas. (These poor guys are endangered but man are they awesome. They're so big and soft, and also can be pretty tough.) 3. Felines. (Just about any kind of cat really, it doesn't matter if they are wild or domesticated - felines are amazing. My favorite breed of domesticated cat is the Russian Blue because my old cat Nico was one of those, I also love black cats because of their connection with witchcraft and the occult. As for favorite wild cats, lions and panthers are the ones I love beast.) 4. Rats. (A lot of people view these guys as pests but I don't, sure - they may have caused the plague back in the dark ages, but man are they cool. I used to be scared of them because I had a friend who owned a pet rat and I was afraid that ...

There's something I wish to confess. I can't let go of stuff from the past. I can't let go of the whole Eyesglowyellow thing, that's why i'm still miffed that her journals are still up. The admins at the DA helpdesk either keep getting tired of me witching to them or they're messing with me. All the responses I get from them are "if it bothers you so much don't look at them" and the like, calling me a drain on helpdesk resources. Now my helpdesk privledges have been suspended for a week just because I said that the person recieving my tickets could have been at least a bit more helpful.

Hello here, it is me monstermaster13 here. This time I am not doing a list or salute but rather a response to an article I read. The article in question is tittled 10 Examples Of Tim Burton Hating Fat People on the site Film School Rejects. The person who wrote this seems to think that Tim Burton hates overweight people, and as such made this statement: "Tim Burton is not a fan of the horizontally-challenged. That's the conclusion I reached from watching Frankenweenie, an otherwise very pleasant return to form for for the director. What isn't so pleasant is how every paunchy character — the mayor, the gym coach, and the chubby kid whose name doesn't matter — is cackled at by Burton and turned into a visual punch-line. Burton portrays these characters in a way that seems antithetical to how most people perceive him and his films… with a casual dash of mean-spiritedness. The one constant in Burton's films, aside from Johnny Depp obviously, is that he's alwa...

Larry and Connor were two roommates who just never got along, they constantly argued and fought - both of them fought over Diana, a female who lived in the same apartment. Diana seemed to like Larry more than Connor which made Connor mad and a little bit jealous. One evening, the two of them decided to get some work done on their apartment, so they went out and got some special paints. "This is going to be great. I think our apartment will look nice." "So what color should we use to paint?" "I'm thinking a simple earthy brown." "What? Brown? How dull and boring. How about red instead? You know, to spice it up?" "No, I say brown." "Red!" "I still say brown!" "Red is more exciting!" "What? Brown is better by far!" "Hang on. I've got an idea, why don't we paint one half red and the other half brown?" "That sounds like a good idea." The two guys started work,...

Werebelushi: Hello one and all, it is I, That Werebelushi In The Shades here with another rant. This time it is on something that almost everyone else except for people who don't go online can agree on.. You know what really makes me pissed off at the universe? Memes! Internet memes are so irritating and unfunny. Sure they're really funny at first but they get repeative and it gets REAL annoying. For example, the facepalm. Many people associate this meme with Patrick Stewart and for good or in this case bad reason, he helped make this gesture into a full blown - or in this case overblown meme. I am NOT bashing Patrick Stewart, I think he's a fantastic actor. But I don't think that being one of the originators of the facepalm meme is a good claim to fame. I'm sorry, but Picard - you are an asshole for helping make that meme exist. Then there's the others like "U Mad?" to which I respond with: "Well duh, of course i...

Hello, i'm Monstermaster13 here with another list. Well since it's getting nearer to halloween, it's time for another list. This time it's of the top 11 things that scare me, this may include stuff that has scared me in the past and stuff that scares me now. 11. Babies I always feel uneasy around babies, this may be an irriation fear but believe me...there's just something creepy about babies up close. I'm not this creeped out when around Zoey or Maya though since they're not babies anymore, but around most babies I do tend to get creeped out. There's just something too...Uncanny Valleyesque about them. 10. The Haunted Mansion/Phantom Manor Before I start with this one, i'd like to say that I have had the proud honor of going to Disneyland at least twice or more. This is one of the rides I avoided going on because of how creepy it is, I am of course talking about the Haunted Mansion or it's called over in EuroDisney ....Phan...

Hello one and all, monstermaster13 with another edition of Monstermaster13's thoughts. This is sort of a rant on sorts on one of the most unusual and completely wacked up people in the history of comedy. I am of course talking about Russell Brand. I mean seriously, what is it that makes this man so damn popular? I don't hate him, I am just saying that he's well...weird and not in a good way. I just find him to be too crazy to a regular person, there's several different levels of Craziness, there is Lovable and Manic, Jim Carrey-Like, Eccentric, and then there's Axe Crazy (e.g Jack Nicholson in the Shining). Yes I know that I have fanart of him in my "Favorites" on here but that's there for a reason, because in a strange way - I find him kind of interesting. Yes I have favorited several videos of him on youtube, but that's only because he's interesting. I just don't get why people consider him to be attractive. ...

Hello one and all it is I, Monstermaster13 here with another list and since we're in the middle of the spooky season of October I think it is time for a special kind of list. Since part of the halloween tradition involves having fun as well as being scared and this includes dressing up and wearing costumes and masks.... It is only appriopriate that this list be about a certain comedian who knows how to both 'trick' and 'treat' his audience, this comedian is always putting on a mask if not several and is a man of different faces and a master facial contortionist. I am of course talking about Jim Carrey. Who doesn't love this guy? Critics may loathe him from time to time but I say "Screw them!". Before I start this list, I would like to say that I have NOT seen Mr Popper's Penguins or Yes Man. So get ready to starting to seeing things in green, here is my list of my top 15 favorite Jim Carrey movies. 15. The Number 23 To top off the ...