TftW: Disney Paint Fight.
Larry and Connor were two roommates who just never got along, they constantly argued and fought - both of them fought over Diana, a female who lived in the same apartment. Diana seemed to like Larry more than Connor which made Connor mad and a little bit jealous.
One evening, the two of them decided to get some work done on their apartment, so they went out and got some special paints.
"This is going to be great. I think our apartment will look nice."
"So what color should we use to paint?"
"I'm thinking a simple earthy brown."
"What? Brown? How dull and boring. How about red instead? You know, to spice it up?"
"No, I say brown."
"Red!"
"I still say brown!"
"Red is more exciting!"
"What? Brown is better by far!"
"Hang on. I've got an idea, why don't we paint one half red and the other half brown?"
"That sounds like a good idea."
The two guys started work, Larry started working on one half of the wall, painting it brown while Connor painted the other half red.
"Careful now, we don't want to spill the stuff."
"I know that."
"What kind of paints are these anyway?"
"I think this must be some sort of special paint, because I haven't seen ones like these in stores."
"Let's just continue painting."
The two of them contuined working on the wall, and just about when they were about to add a few more touches - they accidentally bumped into each other and the paint buckets spilled open.
"Hey! Watch where you're going!"
"Me? You're the one who bumped into me."
"I beg to differ!"
"Shut up!"
"Wait a minute. I know what kind of paint this is."
"Really? What kind?"
"According to the bit on the front it says...Disney Paint: Can be used to not only brighten one's room but also bring your wildest dreams to life. Warning: Do not spill."
"Uh oh."
Larry looked at his hands and was horrified when he saw that was happening to them, brownish fur was growing on his palms and his fingernails were growing into sharp claws while his hands became large paws like those of a bear.
"I'm going all hairy?"
"Yep looks like it Larry."
"I'm not turning into a werewolf am I?"
"Well let me see - no...I don't think so. Let me see the paint you got. Ah, Beastly Brown - which means.. oh no."
"What?"
"You're turning into The Beast!"
"No..no...this can't be happening. I don't want to be a beast."
Connor stepped back, and he could see that Larry's feet were also changing as brownish fur grew on them and the toenails were growing into sharp black claws while the feet changed to be like those of a wolf.
"Do something Connor!"
"Okay okay! Hold your horses!"
Larry's clothing started to get extreme tight as he slowly bulked up, his clothes slowly ripped apart as his body structure became like that of a bear and a wolf-like tail grew out.
"Heeelp me! I don't want..to...grrrr...be..a...grrrr..monster!"
"Alright! Alright! Quit your growling!"
Connor was also starting to change, but unlike Larry - his clothing was changing into a red tunic and a black and gold belt and black tights along with his shoes becoming boots and two yellowy orange gloves appearing on his hands, also black hair had started to grow on his chest.
"I guess I got Gastonian Red!"
"Grrr..help me!"
Larry's hair grew into a mane like that of a lion as his eyebrows become like those of a gorilla, a beard like that of a buffalo grew on his chin and two horns grew out of his head - very buffalo-like to match his beard along with his ears changing and becoming similar to a buffalo's along with neck hair similar to an ibis.
"Larry! Hang in there, maybe I can find a way to stop this!"
"Grrr.. I hope so."
Connor was growing slightly taller and he was starting to grow more muscular, also his hair was turning black and starting to sport a ponytail.
He tried to get the paint off, but it was no use.
"It's no use! I can't get it off!"
Larry's head structure changed to be more buffalo-like as brownish fur grew on his face and brownish circles appeared around his eyes which had now turned blue, his jaw stretched and became lion-like while his teeth grew sharper and tusks like that of a boar grew out of his lower lip - resembling those of a bore and his face became almost similar to that of a mandrill as his face pushed out into a more buffallo-like muzzle finalizing the transformation as he took on a more animated appearance - he was now the Beast.
"Nice going man! Now i'm stuck as a beast! I hate you so much!" He growled, his voice now sounding deeper and more bestial.
"Hey don't blaim me."
Connor was slowly starting to look more good-looking, as his face took on a slightly more Bruce Campbell-like look and his chin jutted out into a lantern jaw of justice as his eyes turned blue and he took on a more animated appearance finalizing the transformation - he was now Gaston.
"Man, I look so incredibly attractive and handsome. I can't wait for Diana to see this - so she can faint in my arms because of my awesome manly good looks." He quipped, his voice deeper and more manly.
"You? I don't think so. Diana likes me best, and I think she'll love seeing me like this, as a scary but at the same time cute and cuddly monster."
"Larry. You look like what would happen if King Kong, The Wolfman and Chewbacca got put together in a gene-splicer and fused together. You're like some big freaky overgrown wookie!"
"Watch it."
"Ooh i'm so scared, what are you going to do, lick my face like a dog does?"
"No, but i'm tempted to bite you though."
"Don't you dare."
Larry charged at Connor and lunged at him and tried to bite him, but Connor tossed him around and slammed him onto the ground.
"How did ya get so strong, Connor?"
"It comes with the awesome good looks I guess! I gotta admit, I do look a lot like Bruce Campbell!"
"Well let's see if your awesome good looks can withstand my animalistic fury!"
Larry began charging at him once more and did a couple of claw attacks on him, but Connor had no wounds on him, smirking at him - Connor got out a shotgun and held it out.
"Alright you primitive screwhead listen up! This...is...my...boomstick!"
Connor cocked the gun at Larry and fired a few shots at him, Larry dodged a few with his superhuman agility.
"Is that all you got? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?"
"You want more?"
"Yeah I want more."
"Bring it on!"
And the two of them continued fighting, destroying almost everything in the apartment and making a mess of things.
"You know this is all your fault."
"Mine? It was your idea to buy these stupid paints."
"But you're the one who paid for them!"
"You're the one who spilled them you idiot!"
"Oh, am I? Well I seem to recall it was you who caused the paint to spill!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
Just then Diana came back into the apartment after her hard day of work and once she took a look at what the two had done - she was quite shocked.
"What have you two done to the apartment?"
"We decided to help make a few home-improvements."
"And we brought some special paint - which unfortunately my idiot friend here spilled."
"I'm the one who spilled it?"
"Yes!"
"And now we've been turned into Disney characters."
"I got turned into Gaston and Larry is the Beast!"
"Well I actually kind of like it - you two did great. Who's idea was it?"
"It was my idea. I'm the man behind the whole thing!"
"But I helped!"
"No you didn't. You made a mess!"
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"Well i'm certainly calling you for dinner!"
"Guys! I think you both deserve some praise for the wonderful job you did!"
Diana gave both Connor and Larry a kiss before she sat down on the sofa and watched some television, she grew to like the new home-improvements the two guys had done.
"I think she likes me!"
"Actually Larry she kissed me first, there for she likes me."
"She likes me best!"
"But i'm better looking!"
"So what? I'm cute and furry and cuddly!"
"If it's any consolation, I like both you guys - as friends that is."
"Thanks Diana."
"You're both welcome."
And with that Diana sat down and told them all about her day before taking her coat off and adding a few more finishing touches to the apartment.
As for the two guys, they eventually learned to get along but they still had their share of arguments.
Remember, when using Disney paint you have to be very careful not to spill any - if you do, you might find yourself becoming that character the color you've chosen represents.
One evening, the two of them decided to get some work done on their apartment, so they went out and got some special paints.
"This is going to be great. I think our apartment will look nice."
"So what color should we use to paint?"
"I'm thinking a simple earthy brown."
"What? Brown? How dull and boring. How about red instead? You know, to spice it up?"
"No, I say brown."
"Red!"
"I still say brown!"
"Red is more exciting!"
"What? Brown is better by far!"
"Hang on. I've got an idea, why don't we paint one half red and the other half brown?"
"That sounds like a good idea."
The two guys started work, Larry started working on one half of the wall, painting it brown while Connor painted the other half red.
"Careful now, we don't want to spill the stuff."
"I know that."
"What kind of paints are these anyway?"
"I think this must be some sort of special paint, because I haven't seen ones like these in stores."
"Let's just continue painting."
The two of them contuined working on the wall, and just about when they were about to add a few more touches - they accidentally bumped into each other and the paint buckets spilled open.
"Hey! Watch where you're going!"
"Me? You're the one who bumped into me."
"I beg to differ!"
"Shut up!"
"Wait a minute. I know what kind of paint this is."
"Really? What kind?"
"According to the bit on the front it says...Disney Paint: Can be used to not only brighten one's room but also bring your wildest dreams to life. Warning: Do not spill."
"Uh oh."
Larry looked at his hands and was horrified when he saw that was happening to them, brownish fur was growing on his palms and his fingernails were growing into sharp claws while his hands became large paws like those of a bear.
"I'm going all hairy?"
"Yep looks like it Larry."
"I'm not turning into a werewolf am I?"
"Well let me see - no...I don't think so. Let me see the paint you got. Ah, Beastly Brown - which means.. oh no."
"What?"
"You're turning into The Beast!"
"No..no...this can't be happening. I don't want to be a beast."
Connor stepped back, and he could see that Larry's feet were also changing as brownish fur grew on them and the toenails were growing into sharp black claws while the feet changed to be like those of a wolf.
"Do something Connor!"
"Okay okay! Hold your horses!"
Larry's clothing started to get extreme tight as he slowly bulked up, his clothes slowly ripped apart as his body structure became like that of a bear and a wolf-like tail grew out.
"Heeelp me! I don't want..to...grrrr...be..a...grrrr..monster!"
"Alright! Alright! Quit your growling!"
Connor was also starting to change, but unlike Larry - his clothing was changing into a red tunic and a black and gold belt and black tights along with his shoes becoming boots and two yellowy orange gloves appearing on his hands, also black hair had started to grow on his chest.
"I guess I got Gastonian Red!"
"Grrr..help me!"
Larry's hair grew into a mane like that of a lion as his eyebrows become like those of a gorilla, a beard like that of a buffalo grew on his chin and two horns grew out of his head - very buffalo-like to match his beard along with his ears changing and becoming similar to a buffalo's along with neck hair similar to an ibis.
"Larry! Hang in there, maybe I can find a way to stop this!"
"Grrr.. I hope so."
Connor was growing slightly taller and he was starting to grow more muscular, also his hair was turning black and starting to sport a ponytail.
He tried to get the paint off, but it was no use.
"It's no use! I can't get it off!"
Larry's head structure changed to be more buffalo-like as brownish fur grew on his face and brownish circles appeared around his eyes which had now turned blue, his jaw stretched and became lion-like while his teeth grew sharper and tusks like that of a boar grew out of his lower lip - resembling those of a bore and his face became almost similar to that of a mandrill as his face pushed out into a more buffallo-like muzzle finalizing the transformation as he took on a more animated appearance - he was now the Beast.
"Nice going man! Now i'm stuck as a beast! I hate you so much!" He growled, his voice now sounding deeper and more bestial.
"Hey don't blaim me."
Connor was slowly starting to look more good-looking, as his face took on a slightly more Bruce Campbell-like look and his chin jutted out into a lantern jaw of justice as his eyes turned blue and he took on a more animated appearance finalizing the transformation - he was now Gaston.
"Man, I look so incredibly attractive and handsome. I can't wait for Diana to see this - so she can faint in my arms because of my awesome manly good looks." He quipped, his voice deeper and more manly.
"You? I don't think so. Diana likes me best, and I think she'll love seeing me like this, as a scary but at the same time cute and cuddly monster."
"Larry. You look like what would happen if King Kong, The Wolfman and Chewbacca got put together in a gene-splicer and fused together. You're like some big freaky overgrown wookie!"
"Watch it."
"Ooh i'm so scared, what are you going to do, lick my face like a dog does?"
"No, but i'm tempted to bite you though."
"Don't you dare."
Larry charged at Connor and lunged at him and tried to bite him, but Connor tossed him around and slammed him onto the ground.
"How did ya get so strong, Connor?"
"It comes with the awesome good looks I guess! I gotta admit, I do look a lot like Bruce Campbell!"
"Well let's see if your awesome good looks can withstand my animalistic fury!"
Larry began charging at him once more and did a couple of claw attacks on him, but Connor had no wounds on him, smirking at him - Connor got out a shotgun and held it out.
"Alright you primitive screwhead listen up! This...is...my...boomstick!"
Connor cocked the gun at Larry and fired a few shots at him, Larry dodged a few with his superhuman agility.
"Is that all you got? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?"
"You want more?"
"Yeah I want more."
"Bring it on!"
And the two of them continued fighting, destroying almost everything in the apartment and making a mess of things.
"You know this is all your fault."
"Mine? It was your idea to buy these stupid paints."
"But you're the one who paid for them!"
"You're the one who spilled them you idiot!"
"Oh, am I? Well I seem to recall it was you who caused the paint to spill!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
Just then Diana came back into the apartment after her hard day of work and once she took a look at what the two had done - she was quite shocked.
"What have you two done to the apartment?"
"We decided to help make a few home-improvements."
"And we brought some special paint - which unfortunately my idiot friend here spilled."
"I'm the one who spilled it?"
"Yes!"
"And now we've been turned into Disney characters."
"I got turned into Gaston and Larry is the Beast!"
"Well I actually kind of like it - you two did great. Who's idea was it?"
"It was my idea. I'm the man behind the whole thing!"
"But I helped!"
"No you didn't. You made a mess!"
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"Well i'm certainly calling you for dinner!"
"Guys! I think you both deserve some praise for the wonderful job you did!"
Diana gave both Connor and Larry a kiss before she sat down on the sofa and watched some television, she grew to like the new home-improvements the two guys had done.
"I think she likes me!"
"Actually Larry she kissed me first, there for she likes me."
"She likes me best!"
"But i'm better looking!"
"So what? I'm cute and furry and cuddly!"
"If it's any consolation, I like both you guys - as friends that is."
"Thanks Diana."
"You're both welcome."
And with that Diana sat down and told them all about her day before taking her coat off and adding a few more finishing touches to the apartment.
As for the two guys, they eventually learned to get along but they still had their share of arguments.
Remember, when using Disney paint you have to be very careful not to spill any - if you do, you might find yourself becoming that character the color you've chosen represents.
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