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Russell Brand TF
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NOTE: The following transformation guide is to be used as a last resort or as a fear coping method, and of course it is mostly from the perspective of my character, it is not to be taken seriously as this is not a new ‘persona’ change so to speak, he is still Chris and Chris is part of the ‘Walken’ storyline, this storyline is different and separate from the others as it is its own entity with a different theme which incorporates elements from mythology and folklore as well as various takes on shapeshifting. And is also a Beauty And The Beast tale. Please remember that none of this is by any means real and all in good fun. So without further ado, enjoy this little tale. ---------------------------------------------------------- Hello once again fellow Monster maniacs, i’m your host Monstermaster13 with a very exclusive new episode of Transformation Guides - featuring a transform...
Jersey Boys Review
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Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon Hallo-Walken countdown, i’m your host Chris the alpha Walken and tonight you humans are all in for a treat. Do you know what a Walken loves to do the most? Sing and dance. Walkens and She-Hessians are naturally gifted dancers. So, I think it’s time I reviewed the latest Walken exploit - Jersey Boys, and it’s about time I got to reviewing it. It took me a while to go and see this movie, because it took me almost a week to take the time to go to the cinema and watch it, it was never on at a suitable time and I ended up missing out but finally I have seen it and I will review it. Released in June of this year, I - Chris the alpha Walken present...Jersey Boys. Based on the musical of the same name, this movie is based on the meteoric rise to fame of the popular oldies group the Four Seasons. The cast from the stage...
A Business Affair review
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Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken’s den for another installment of the Walken-A-Thon and the Countdown to Hallo-Walken. Hallo-Walken is approaching rapidly - I hope all you good humans out there remember to place an offering of cowbell as well as pay tribute to the great and almighty Alpha Walken because if you do, he might reward you by turning you into a Walken or She-Hessian. Today I will be reviewing a Walken movie that i’ve been wanting to review for a long time, especially since I became a full fledged Waken. This movie i’m talking about came out in 1994 and is titled A Business Affair. The story of this movie revolves around a writer played by Carole Boquet who finds herself falling in love with two different men, Alec (played by Jonathan Pryce) and the rather dashing and alluring Vanni Corso, naturally played by Walken. Walken certainly has a knack for playing these hypnotic and charismati...
Walken Assimilation
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Walken Assimilation ---------------------- Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is based on a comment on a forum thread, if you think it is real you are seriously mental. It is a play on words of the Borg assimilation process from Star Trek: TNG. It has a hypnosis scene, a human to Walken tf scene, and dark scenes in it which may upset sensitive readers. Walkens featured in this story: Christopher Walken himself. Morty (Click) Archangel Gabriel (Prophecy trilogy) Frank White (King Of New York) Vanni Corso. (A Business Affair) Kim Ulander. (Search And Destroy) J-Man. (Envy). Tom. (Pennies From Heaven) Max Zorin. (A View To A Kill) Hessian Horseman. (Sleepy Hollow) Reed Thimple. (Country Bears) Frank Abagnale Sr (Catch Me If You Can) Paul Rayburn. (Man On Fire) Wilbur Turnblad. (Hairspray) Gyp DeCarlo. (Jersey Boys) Bobby Mcbain. (Mcbain.) Bobby Kahn. (Wayne’s World 2) Robert (The Comfort Of Strangers). Fe...
The Prophecy review
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Chris: Greetings once again humans, Walkens and fellow creatures of the night. I am Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to the Hallo-Walken installment of the Walken-A-Thon, and you're in for a treat. I know I already covered The Prophecy trilogy before but I am going to review it again because it's just that good. There is no doubt about it that the 90's was the era of the Walken we know and love, the Hypnotic and Quasi-Vampiric Walken. It started with a little movie called The Comfort Of Strangers in which Walken played a truly creepy demented and vampiric role. Little did we know that in 1995, a little vampire movie called The Addiction came out and Walken played a vampire in it. He will also be playing a bloodsucker in the movie Fangs Of War, I hear he might be playing Dracula. Ooooh. It looks like Bela Lugosi, Max Schreck, Frank Langella, Christo...