The Big Doofy Dum Dum Gameshow

 Corey and Oats in…

The Big Doofy Dum Dum Gameshow

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Corey and Oats had many adventures together in the online world and in the world around them and they often loved doing humorous adventures with Piff and all their favorite gang members including Bonzi the gorilla who had his own production studio in Vyond City where he made all sorts of tv shows and movies made to teach villains a lesson.  And of course what they loved the most about these adventures is that they would involve his own way of teaching them a lesson.

One day the duo all decided to do an extra fun gameshow adventure using Bonzi’s gameshow ‘Don’t Be A Dum Dum’ which was a gameshow that had elements of classic messy gameshows on CBBC and Nickelodeon including Get Your Own Back where people would lose the game would be turned into dum dum were-aykroyds on live television,  and two teams would take part in the gameshow.

Piff decided to sign himself up and all his friends for the gameshow, as they all jumped through the computer screen and arrived in Vyond City,  when they arrived in Vyond City they headed towards Bonzi’s television studio and got ready to go on the gameshow.  When it was time for them to go on the gameshow Bonzi jumped on stage as the announcer spoke up…’It’s time for Don’t Be A Dum Dum, the messiest and dumbest gameshow ever, where contestants try their hardest not to be a dum dum.  And now everyone give a big thumbs up to everyone’s favorite primate, Bonzi!’

Bonzi danced on the stage as he introduced everyone…’Hello everyone i’m Bonzi and welcome to Don’t Be A Dum Dum. Today’s contestants are going to compete in various challenges, and whoever makes the biggest dum dum out of themselves loses the game. First we have Mel and her team.’

The crowd cheered as Mel, Corey, Piff, Tangie, Oats, Aivyan and Aiyido along waved…’It’s a pleasure to be on your show, Bonzi.’   ‘And your opponents.’  Bonzi introduced the rival team a team known as Team Dramahammer consisted of Ebony Nightshade (a former agent in the Deviantart City police department that Mel used to look up to),  Doug Dimerson, Devon Aiko, and Eiko Shreiko.   Eiko hissed at them as the crowd booed at Ebony.  ‘You buttholes, stop booing my lovely mistress.’

Piff laughed as he explained…’The reason I chose these guys to be the opposing team is because Ebony recently said that another villain’s attempt at stealing her gimmick was just as bad as Nathan and Mel foiling her plan to create mutant poke-girls.’  ‘Good thinking there Piff.’  ‘Oh I’ll get you for this Piff.’   ‘Oh no you won’t.’  ‘Ugh, you’re just as bad as Mel and Nathan.’ And those words of hers echoed and reverberated off the walls and were played on a tv set for all to hear and it was even memed and remixed by some people on the phone. 

Bonzi explained the rules of the game as both teams took part in numerous challenges including physical challenges, with Mel’s team coming out on top as Ebony’s team all kept falling to get out of the sticky gunge that was being dumped on them.  Ebony grunted as she filled with mashed potatoes and everyone laughed at her.  This was followed by a trivia challenge…’Alright, team Mel. Your first question is, what is the name of the author of the House With A Clock In Its Walls?’  ‘John Belairs!’   Aiyido the beholder answered.  ‘Correct.  Which actors do not make a return in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.’   ‘Adam and Barbara Maitland,  Otho (because Glenn Shadix passed away in 2010), and Juno.’  ‘Correct,  way to go Piff.’

Piff pulled a level which activated a tube which sprayed ‘snot’ all over the opposing team. ‘Team Dramahammer…which zombie movie stars Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams?’  ‘Ugh, Return of the Living Dead?’  ‘Wrong, the answer is Dead Heat.’   Piff pulled another level which got the opposing team covered in lumpy school custard. ‘Hey!’  ‘Ha ha, you deserved it.’  ‘Next question for Mel’s team,  what is the scientific name for a Japanese pufferfish?’  ‘Oooh ooh I know this one.’   ‘Alright Piff,  what is the answer?’  ‘The answer is Takifugu Rubripes! I know this because I am a pufferfish myself and I am Japanese.’   ‘Well done Piff.’  ‘Team Drama-Hammer, what is the name of the villainess in Resident Evil Village? Is it A: Lady Dimitrescu.  B. Lady Sylvia Marsh. C. Elizabeth Bathory or D. Lady Gaga?’  ‘Uh….Lady Gaga?’  ‘Wrong, the answer is Lady Dimitrescu.’

Piff pulled the third lever which covered the troublemaking team in R.A.W (Really Awful Waste) and caused Ebony to fall into a pit of dum dum gunge as the audience cheered. ‘This is not fair, this is worse than what Nathan and Mel did to me.’ ‘Then maybe you should have thought about your actions before making a big dum dum out of yourselves, but you thought that you would deem it appropriate to try and bring up your defeat from years ago before Piff even joined the gang,  you are the biggest dum dum here!’ 

The whole crowd laughed at her and her team members as Piff danced around them and dum dum ooze poured out of the walls and all over them.  Eiko, Devon and Doug found themselves being covered with the ooze as the three guys found themselves turning into plus sized female were-aykroyd dum dums and gaining a love of food,  As Ebony panicked and tried to keep the ooze from affecting her,  the ooze was absorbed into her skin as brownish hairs prickled on her chest and torso, followed by her belly which was slowly expanding and causing her cheap Bayonetta cosplay outfit to strain and tear in a few places. ‘Not my Bayonetta outfit, I spent over 40 dollars on it!’ ‘Ebony, i’ve seen that outfit in the clearance bin everytime I go to Spirit Halloween and check out the sexy adult costumes. It cannot be THAT dear to you, it’s just a stupid sexy cosplay outfit that you can get from any old store.’  ‘No it’s not, I paid 40 dollars for this.’  ‘40 Dollars for an outfit that you can just easily get for cheap prices at any store? How desperate were you to get an accurate outfit of this character anyway?’  ‘Well I wanted one that would stand out.’   ‘Yeah, because i’m so totally sure no other woman has cosplayed as a popular, easily cosplayable game character before!’  ‘Are you being sarcastic?’  ‘You sound like you’re an alien who does not know what sarcasm is!’

‘You are mocking me, you are all mocking me!’  ‘Of course we are,  because you deserve to be mocked!’  This was followed by her arms broadening and swelling with fat as they grew hair nd her hands swelled and thickened as her fingers thickened, her assets swelled and began to produce milk before a message popped up…’Warning: This scene contains a dum dum transformation with content you may not like, if you do not like this content, please call the Complaint Hotline.’

Luckily though the part where it had her melons leaking milk as her outfit slowly ripped apart due to her fattening body was censored and the censored version showed a brief interlude of Piff dancing around in a field of flowers followed by her ripped outfit morphing into a gown with a food pattern on it,  the uncensored version showed a part of the original version but edited to make it look like she was dripping water as some trippy visuals of a fountain played in the background,  this was followed by her trying to escape only to fall down as her rear expanded and gained a lot of weight,  producing loud farts.  Which made the crowd laugh at her even more.  ‘Oh don’t be embarrassed about your farting, it’s normal for your species.’

Ebony panicked as her legs thickened and her feet swelled and developed webbed toes, as she fell off and started crying…’Waaaa waaaa, dum dum fall over, waaaaa!’ ‘Poor dum dum feel down, let’s help her to feel better.’  ‘Ha ha ha look at her, such a fool!’ Piff laughed.  She felt her stomach expand even more…’Oh no not a dum dum pregnancy scene.’  ‘Oh don’t worry, that scene will not be shown on live tv.’

The censor message popped up on screen as it showed a trippy visual of multiple Piffs dancing in a lagoon to some new age music followed by a shot of Ebony’s stomach expanding a bit more as sentient dum dum ooze emerged from out of her mouth and took on the form of a fully developed dum dum offspring, while the uncensored version showed the original scene but she was seen levitating in the air as a dum dum aura was infused into her DNA and she started getting ‘tingly’ dum dum feelings, the implied pregnancy scene was edited to make it look like she was being submerged in a puddle of ooze while wearing her new clothes as a trippy visual of Piff in a purple robe floating through space was seen.

She slowly shot up in height to 6’1 as her shoulders and back broadened, and her hair lengthened turning from auburn to a dark brown color,  her eyes widened as one turned from brown to green and her eyebrows thickened,  she developed a double chin on her neck as her face plumped up and slowly took on an Aykroydian yet still feminine appearance as her nose enlarged and developed a cleft.  Her voice shifted to sound Aykroydian but regaining its feminine qualities and also becoming silly sounding, as thoughts of being a good dum dum and the biggest dum dum ever came into her mind and as soon as it was finished she was a happy dum dum female who was a perfect doppelganger of Danielle.  ‘Ladies and gentlemen we have found the biggest dum dum,  Ebony, you have won the title of Biggest Dum Dum on the show!’

Piff smiled and laughed…’And your team, Piff, has won the game and you win all these fabulous gifts!’  ‘Thank you so much Bonzi. It was fun doing this gameshow.’  ‘No problem, after all everyone loves this gameshow, see you all next time and remember…’  ‘Don’t be a dum dum!’ everyone in the audience exclaimed in unison as the show came to an end, which was followed by the gang celebrating with The Adamantiums and having lunch and some snacks before playing at the arcade,  afterwards they all had afternoon tea together.

They spent quite a bit of time in Vyond City and the gang even hung out with the Adamantiums in their den,  which was followed by the gang playing video games together before saying goodbye to their friends and jumping through an exit portal, which took them all the way back to their home in Nile Road.

The gang all had dinner together as Piff and Tangie played games together and after dinner Mel emailed Jill about their adventure as they all played games and Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish,  which was followed by a karaoke session.  They had a fun game session together before the gang all wrapped up and got ready for bed.

Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his princess nightgown as Piff and Tangie took part in their favorite wholesome relaxation activities including Tangie’s bathbomb scent guessing game, and they all brushed their teeth as Piff initiated the closedown sequence, this time the closedown sequence featured the animated pufferfish in the style of Over The Garden Wall and depicted the pufferfish entering a cozy cavern as the background shifted from day to night as his clothes morphed into pajamas and he brushed his teeth as the goodnight message appeared on screen.

Piff floated into bed and kissed Tangie as he gave the goodnight speech which was: ‘We had the most fun adventure ever today, we all went on a gameshow and taught some troublemakers a lesson in a funny and enjoyable way.  And of course Bonzi’s gameshow was a blast to be on, and now we are all going to have sweet dreams. Goodnight everyone.’

Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams including Piff, and thus their adventure had come to an end but more are coming, so please stay tuned.