World of Monsters

Werebelushi: Really? The people are only noticing the whole 'nerdy/bookish character suddenly becomes evil and/or sexy' trope now? Look, it's been a thing ever since Batman Returns...in fact they pretty much ripped off Batman Returns for the Catwoman movie, if not earlier than that...expecting that kind of movie not to have a scene like that is like expecting to see a sitcom where you don't see a pairing of an overweight/ugly husband and a sexy wife, yes...there have been sitcoms in which there isn't an ugly husband/hot wife scenario but most family sitcoms as in sitcoms featured around families including animated ones like Family Guy or The Simpsons, have had an ugly husband and a sexy wife. But you'll notice that with Batman Returns, Wonder Woman 1984 AND Batman and Robin that those examples are all female, you rarely get any male ones outside of Jim Carrey in Batman Forever or Electro from Amazing Spiderman 2 or Guy Pierce in Iron Man 3. Yes, there is Meg...

 Werebelushi: You know that bacon fuck-head from the previous rant?  Well apparently he thinks Nathan wants to drink Dan Aykroyd's blood IRL.  Okay,  I don't know if a-loggers don't believe in reality all-together but I can assure just because he did that one story.  Look, Nathan as a character is half-vampire and what do you expect a vampire to drink, orange soda?  Also you do know that in the lore of this universe if you drink the blood of an Aykroyd or Aykroyd character you turn into a Were-Aykroyd.  Oh at least that's what I heard.  But luckily Were-Aykroyds aren't real, right?   Nah, I would definitely say they are real and wish that the Bacon guy gets turned into one as punishment for the shit he said about Nathan.  And I want him to fall completely under the control of the Aykroyd side and give in to to the transformation too.  Also...the Collector guy, no offense Collector but you weren't even around during the Combusti...

 It had been several weeks since Nathan had become a Were-Aykroyd and even though he was a newly turned one,  he was steadily adjusting to it and embracing it...it's just that his unique half-vampire dna which was combined with the Aykroydian DNA made him particularly irresistible and powerful,  it helped that he was bisexual too and not in the 'take that critic, this person is gay so you cannot mock them way', but in the way he had always given off bisexual energy regarding his RP partners/companions.   He couldn't help but think of his transformations often and dream about them, one of many perks of being what he was being he could easily sway any of his friends and associates into joining him and the others and unlike those assimilator type scenarios where some RPer decides to take a monster that isn't known for being like that and making them like that (e.g werewolves who hate humans despite being half human themselves and are essentially 'zombies with fur...

 Werebelushi: Websites or groups focusing on a-logging creep me out, they just do. I am just saying that if you think one individual is worth harrassing because of what you think they must be like that doesn't make you look good in the slightest, we get it...people like CWC are hilarious and also depressing because they're so far-off they don't know how reality works, but going after people that aren't even lulcows anyway or used to be one even if they're not even in your circle is kind of creepy, especially if it's to the point of revealing personal information about them and asking questions about what gender they identify as and what not, does that part even matter?  Like in the case of Nathan. Look,  if Nathan says he identifies as a male, then let him identify as male, don't say that he's not and he's not a 'real man',  he chooses to identify as male and as a cisgender male at that, and just leave it at that.  Also what buisness do these...

Werebelushi: I'm just going to clear things up. Look, when Nathan did the Aykroyd19 thing he was parodying Covid and not fetishizing it unless you think he has a thing for Aykroyd which he totally does, I mean I totally do as well..it's just you know, I find it stupid that this whole mess started just because of Nathan doing something based on a weird as fuck dream he had about being turned into Dan Aykroyd via a virus that was akin to a zombie movie. Seriously, that one guy who was all 'Kim, there are people that dying', Mr, shut up and stop using a meme that was used to bully Kim Kardashian before I actually wish you did get covid so people would do fetish art of you dating a hot gijinka version of the virus. All I am saying that the guy was a douchebag. Seriously the only reason this guy ever attacked Nathan was because apparently Nathan accused him of being a necrophiliac. Look, all he thought was that this guy's DA head reader 'i'd fuck a corpse...

  Werebelushi: I'm just going to clear this up about the whole Mr Metokur video thing, a while back...Mr Metokur mentioned my friend Nathan on Deviants when talking about the old Metokur page, for the record the reason Nathan commented on the video and didn't like it was because well he was surprised Mr Metokur even remembers the troll war days at all seeing as nobody outside of people like that Homestuck fanboy really remembers him or likes him, no offense to him but a lot of his material to me is just because just doing whatever anti-Deviantart hateblog on Tumblr does. I just didn't see the humor in it. And the goes for that Ovarypunchers group, since that sounds like bullying to me. And Combustingherpes...does anyone even remember THAT place? I sure don't. I only remember that one guy who pretended to be Serbian for laughs. Yes, Nathan has said he is embarrassed about how he acted during the Drmusic2-1 era, mainly because he feels that a lot of his original mater...

 A classic scary story always begins with a good opening, and this story is one of them. We all know of werecreature stories, right?  Well this is a werecreature story with a distinctly Aykroydian twist, so listen very closely. When young Melanie 'Mel' Sanders agreed to go on a monster searching expedition deep in the depths of the alleys of the city of Oakendale, she  h had no idea of the terror that befall her  on that fateful night, for there are many legends about this particular part of the city.  Lead by world-famous monsterologist Eucalyptus, the group travelled by motorcycle to the deepest part of the city to find some clues,  coming around the bend,  she found an retired monster hunter sitting around.  'I see you are heading towards the alleyway.'  'Yes...what of it?'  'The after dark zone is a dangerous place Miss Mel, stay away from there.' "Why?" "Stay away from the after dark zone, for that is the home of the Were-Aykroyd....

Aykroydpocalypse Begins. NOTE:  This story is a remake of the original Aykroydpocalypse story instead with Mel as the one who gets massaged and transformed,  it is very much made to reflect how she felt about Eukie turning the scientist/villain in the end of the OG version of the story which is part of the rejected screenplay in this one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melanie Sanders or 'Mel' for short was a koala-girl who liked to fight the forces of evil and hang out with her friend Eucalyptus,  Eukie was the same species as she was but both of them had a number of differences, mainly being fur and hair color...Mel had the tradition koala fur color of grey and white while Eukie's was white and greenish-blue,  Mel had brown hair, Eukie had green hair and she wore glasses.   She was looking through the scripts Eukie had written for her show when she came across the Aykroydpocalypse script.  'Ah yes, this one.  It had potential.'  'Really? You think s...

 Werebelushi: Dear Mr Can't Stop Digging Up The Past, i'm sorry but what? You do realize that Combusting Herpes, the only site more pathetic more than most lulcow obsessed a-loggers is still around, right?  Yes, that trashy website that looks like a bunch of teenagers didn't grow out of their fucking Linkin Park/Defiler/My Chemical Romance phase trying to be edgy still exists but does anyone care? Nope.  Nobody liked that web site.  It's attempt at 'satire' sounded more like someone trying to be 90's MTV in the 2010's.  Just because you named your website after something gross doesn't mean that it's funny. Combustion and herpes are both horrible things,  why would you do this for shits and giggles when there's nothing funny about it?  Also yeah, don't get me started on the petitions they made about Nathan. Seriously? A petition to get him off the internet?  Newsflash, you can't petition someone to go away just because you hate them.  ...