TftW: Valkenvania Gurls.
TftW: Valkenvania Gurls.
Eldona (Nothing But Trouble) TG
NOTE:
This is a very unique TG story, and this is one of my stories I am doing for transformation month, of course this one is different than most since it is a TG of my character into Eldona from Nothing But Trouble. This also includes a little backstory regarding bad movies and the movie in general. This is also inspired by a piece called I Was A BBW Werewoman and also it is another one in the movie night related tf stories.
The title Valkenvania Gurls is a play on words of the Katy Perry song 'California Gurls' and the original title for the movie which was called Valkenvania, which in the movie is also the name of the town. This also involves a bit of fanon since in this story and the other one featuring an Eldona TG, Eldona has a third nephew and his name is Donald "Donnie" Valkenheiser.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The term misunderstood gets used a lot to describe someone or something that is viewed as bad or treated unfairly by others and in terms of movies there are lot of movies that have been given the unfair treatment because of issues like negative criticism or for lack of proper attention by the studio or via behind the scenes problems. Sometimes they are classified as 'bad movies' that are either classed as So Bad It's Good and So Bad It's Horrible, in the latter it is sometimes movies like Killer Klowns From Outer Space, The Langoliers, the unintentionally funny Twilight saga, Sleepwalkers, The Stupids, The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes franchise, Spice World, and even the occasional Sy-Fy Channel movie on occasion and yes, even Drop Dead Fred and today's subject which is Nothing But Trouble.
With the latter however you get most Sy-Fy Channel movies with the exception of a few good ones, Show-Girls, Batman and Robin, Saving Christmas, the plethora of Seltzerberg's "Spoof" movies, Craig Moss's 'parody' movies, Uwe Boll's video game adaptations, any modern era Adam Sandler/Happy Madison comedies, Pluto Nash, Can't Stop The Music, The Oogieloves, Norm Of The North, Son Of The Mask, Cat In The Hat and the notorious ghost themed romantic comedy titled Ghosts Can't Do It.
The difference of course being that Nothing But Trouble was deemed too weird and creepy by critics, and also went through numerous changes before becoming what it is today, it was originally going to be called Valkenvania and was set to be released around Halloween but a couple of the more gruesome bits had to be cut down to make it PG-13, it was then titled Geeked before becoming what was ultimately known as the movie it is known as now, our hero Nathan had a soft spot for this movie and he never got tired of watching it.
One night he was watching it on his computer and laughing his butt off when the moon peered from behind the clouds, he jolted back in shock when he remembered that he had somehow forgotten it was another full moon night. He began to feel incredibly strange as a series of supernatural sensations jolted through his body, which in turn began to manifest as a series of physical changes.
"Oh my...how could I forget it was a full moon night? I feel so foolish now. Oh my...I..."
This changes began with his skin slowly softening and smoothening as it lightened a bit, losing imperfections as it did so. In addition to this his body started to pack on a bit of weight, starting with his arms which also became more womanish in appearance, his hands going through the same changes as his fingernails lengthened. His chest and torso broadened and gained mass as two large formations swelled outwards on the former, developing into a pair of breasts.
His light purple top didn't rip, but it fused and slowly blackened and altered to become a black dress in an XXL size with a floral pattern on it as his hips expanded along with his stomach, his legs slenderizing a bit but also broadening as his feet shifted to match his hands. In addition to this his privates retracted and reformed into the more womanish variant.
"Oh my...am I? Oh my goodness...I am!"
He normally would be panicking at this but he knew that he was probably going to enjoy it anyway judging by the fact he knew who he was turning into, as his shoulders folded inward while his back arched, he elevated in height to 6'2 and he now weighed 300lbs as his neckline shifted. His hair turning sandy brown as it lengthened in length to become slightly longer. He felt his face for a few seconds just in time to see his eyebrows thin out a bit, his eyes widening and darkening as eyelashes bloomed around them, his nose shrinking a bit as his lips turned reddish and puffed out a bit.
His features morphed and reshaped themselves, until a few seconds later he resembled the late great comedic legend John Candy, only a more feminine version of him that is - his voice elevated in pitch to become higher and softer as the changes reached his mind, his soft and womanly voice was calming and motherly but also had a bit of madness and toughness to it, but he or rather she at this point didn't need to speak. Her expressions and reactions said it all and she couldn't have asked for anything more.
She remembered that she was Eldona Valkenheiser, grand-daughter of J.P Alvin Valkenheiser and an aunt to Bobo, Lil Debul and Donald or 'Donnie' as he was often called - the first two were a pair of grotesque piggish creatures while Donald looked more humanoid and resembled Owen Wilson with a regular nose. A couple of seconds later she headed back to the computer and went on Twitter, there she came across Alvin's account, Alvin's account was made to be a lampoon of Donald Trump's page complete with a Make Valkenvania Great Again poster as the background image.
Alvin's posts were even comedic versions of Trump's famous posts including his numerous complaints, but people actually liked them and thought he was doing a pretty good job of mocking him to which he was very humbled, even more so when they saw a photo of him
mimicking the photo of Trump eating a taco bowl. Alvin posted a photo of himself mimicking Trump eating a hot-dog and everyone thought it was hilarious. Eldona giggled a little when she saw the comment he made about her which was a parody of what ol' goldfish face said about his daughter Ivanka.
And so with that, Eldona spent the rest of the night interacting to her various fans on Twitter and on Facebook, she knew that she definitely had a lot of them knowing that a lot of people were John Candy fans . She also knew that a lot of people loved her and also admired her cooking, so she posted her hotdog recipes on various websites to share with others - to very positive attention.
As for what happened later, well one might say that she got to enjoy being who she was and got to do what she did best. She couldn't have asked for anything more. Who wouldn't want a big cuddly beauty like her as a mother or aunt? She's Eldona after all and that suits her just fine. She certainly felt that way about it as well. Especially since her super-strength came in handy on numerous occasions.
Remember my friends, sometimes not all bad movies are terrible. I mean for every Norm Of The North, Freddy Got Fingered, Grown Ups or Ghosts Can't Do It, there is a Spice World, a Killer Klowns From Outer Space and even yes...a Nothing But Trouble. Movies like those aren't horrible, they're just misunderstood.
Eldona (Nothing But Trouble) TG
NOTE:
This is a very unique TG story, and this is one of my stories I am doing for transformation month, of course this one is different than most since it is a TG of my character into Eldona from Nothing But Trouble. This also includes a little backstory regarding bad movies and the movie in general. This is also inspired by a piece called I Was A BBW Werewoman and also it is another one in the movie night related tf stories.
The title Valkenvania Gurls is a play on words of the Katy Perry song 'California Gurls' and the original title for the movie which was called Valkenvania, which in the movie is also the name of the town. This also involves a bit of fanon since in this story and the other one featuring an Eldona TG, Eldona has a third nephew and his name is Donald "Donnie" Valkenheiser.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The term misunderstood gets used a lot to describe someone or something that is viewed as bad or treated unfairly by others and in terms of movies there are lot of movies that have been given the unfair treatment because of issues like negative criticism or for lack of proper attention by the studio or via behind the scenes problems. Sometimes they are classified as 'bad movies' that are either classed as So Bad It's Good and So Bad It's Horrible, in the latter it is sometimes movies like Killer Klowns From Outer Space, The Langoliers, the unintentionally funny Twilight saga, Sleepwalkers, The Stupids, The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes franchise, Spice World, and even the occasional Sy-Fy Channel movie on occasion and yes, even Drop Dead Fred and today's subject which is Nothing But Trouble.
With the latter however you get most Sy-Fy Channel movies with the exception of a few good ones, Show-Girls, Batman and Robin, Saving Christmas, the plethora of Seltzerberg's "Spoof" movies, Craig Moss's 'parody' movies, Uwe Boll's video game adaptations, any modern era Adam Sandler/Happy Madison comedies, Pluto Nash, Can't Stop The Music, The Oogieloves, Norm Of The North, Son Of The Mask, Cat In The Hat and the notorious ghost themed romantic comedy titled Ghosts Can't Do It.
The difference of course being that Nothing But Trouble was deemed too weird and creepy by critics, and also went through numerous changes before becoming what it is today, it was originally going to be called Valkenvania and was set to be released around Halloween but a couple of the more gruesome bits had to be cut down to make it PG-13, it was then titled Geeked before becoming what was ultimately known as the movie it is known as now, our hero Nathan had a soft spot for this movie and he never got tired of watching it.
One night he was watching it on his computer and laughing his butt off when the moon peered from behind the clouds, he jolted back in shock when he remembered that he had somehow forgotten it was another full moon night. He began to feel incredibly strange as a series of supernatural sensations jolted through his body, which in turn began to manifest as a series of physical changes.
"Oh my...how could I forget it was a full moon night? I feel so foolish now. Oh my...I..."
This changes began with his skin slowly softening and smoothening as it lightened a bit, losing imperfections as it did so. In addition to this his body started to pack on a bit of weight, starting with his arms which also became more womanish in appearance, his hands going through the same changes as his fingernails lengthened. His chest and torso broadened and gained mass as two large formations swelled outwards on the former, developing into a pair of breasts.
His light purple top didn't rip, but it fused and slowly blackened and altered to become a black dress in an XXL size with a floral pattern on it as his hips expanded along with his stomach, his legs slenderizing a bit but also broadening as his feet shifted to match his hands. In addition to this his privates retracted and reformed into the more womanish variant.
"Oh my...am I? Oh my goodness...I am!"
He normally would be panicking at this but he knew that he was probably going to enjoy it anyway judging by the fact he knew who he was turning into, as his shoulders folded inward while his back arched, he elevated in height to 6'2 and he now weighed 300lbs as his neckline shifted. His hair turning sandy brown as it lengthened in length to become slightly longer. He felt his face for a few seconds just in time to see his eyebrows thin out a bit, his eyes widening and darkening as eyelashes bloomed around them, his nose shrinking a bit as his lips turned reddish and puffed out a bit.
His features morphed and reshaped themselves, until a few seconds later he resembled the late great comedic legend John Candy, only a more feminine version of him that is - his voice elevated in pitch to become higher and softer as the changes reached his mind, his soft and womanly voice was calming and motherly but also had a bit of madness and toughness to it, but he or rather she at this point didn't need to speak. Her expressions and reactions said it all and she couldn't have asked for anything more.
She remembered that she was Eldona Valkenheiser, grand-daughter of J.P Alvin Valkenheiser and an aunt to Bobo, Lil Debul and Donald or 'Donnie' as he was often called - the first two were a pair of grotesque piggish creatures while Donald looked more humanoid and resembled Owen Wilson with a regular nose. A couple of seconds later she headed back to the computer and went on Twitter, there she came across Alvin's account, Alvin's account was made to be a lampoon of Donald Trump's page complete with a Make Valkenvania Great Again poster as the background image.
Alvin's posts were even comedic versions of Trump's famous posts including his numerous complaints, but people actually liked them and thought he was doing a pretty good job of mocking him to which he was very humbled, even more so when they saw a photo of him
mimicking the photo of Trump eating a taco bowl. Alvin posted a photo of himself mimicking Trump eating a hot-dog and everyone thought it was hilarious. Eldona giggled a little when she saw the comment he made about her which was a parody of what ol' goldfish face said about his daughter Ivanka.
And so with that, Eldona spent the rest of the night interacting to her various fans on Twitter and on Facebook, she knew that she definitely had a lot of them knowing that a lot of people were John Candy fans . She also knew that a lot of people loved her and also admired her cooking, so she posted her hotdog recipes on various websites to share with others - to very positive attention.
As for what happened later, well one might say that she got to enjoy being who she was and got to do what she did best. She couldn't have asked for anything more. Who wouldn't want a big cuddly beauty like her as a mother or aunt? She's Eldona after all and that suits her just fine. She certainly felt that way about it as well. Especially since her super-strength came in handy on numerous occasions.
Remember my friends, sometimes not all bad movies are terrible. I mean for every Norm Of The North, Freddy Got Fingered, Grown Ups or Ghosts Can't Do It, there is a Spice World, a Killer Klowns From Outer Space and even yes...a Nothing But Trouble. Movies like those aren't horrible, they're just misunderstood.
Comments
Post a Comment